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Top 22 Vision Pick Up lines

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  1. I was in the sweat lodge, and all of my visions were of you...

  2. My heat vision must be malfunctioning because you’re smokin’.

  3. ey baby, you really set off my X-rated vision.

  4. I gave him my vision of heat? Because you are burning.

  5. Because of [insert a Republican political figure] leadership, we are strong; because of his vision, we will be even stronger; and because I can't stop thinking about your ass, I haven't been able to stand up for the last half hour.

  6. Are you a night vision potion?

    Because you not only brighten my day you light up my night

  7. The year might be 2020

    But i don’t need 2020 vision to see how cute you are

  8. I had a vision of you on top of my Divination Tower.

  9. You're so hot, the only red I see with promethean vision is you.

  10. Are you one of marvels highest grossing tv shows of all time

    Because i Wanda vision you in my bed tonight

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You’d make a great optometrist.
Because you’re a 20/20 vision.


I may not have 20/20 vision but I can see you together with me next year

I lost 90% of my vision ):

Now all I see is me and you together (:

Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire.

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Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.

My X-ray vision tells me that you've been working out.

I just got a vision of my future and you're in it.

My sister is psychic, and she had a vision of you giving me your number.

I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I'd see such a vision of loveliness.

You won't believe this but St. George just appeared to me in a vision and told me that I must bed you...the fate of England depends is on it!

Call me Satoshi, cuz you’re my true vision.