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Top 50 Ideas Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ideas pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Ow. You stepped on my foot. But I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.

  2. I relish the idea of spending time with you. We should ketchup sometime.

  3. Hey girl, are you my homework?

    Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream.

    Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night

  4. Comeback for "You look like trash, can I take you out?"

    Any good ideas?

  5. Girl I want you to be to me what a spider is to a fly

    And suck my brains out!

    (Made this up last night whilst washing the dishes thinking about spiders, no idea where my brain went)

  6. I’ve always heard it’s a good idea to have a prop when picking up women...

    That’s why my starter is “hey girl, does this rag smell like chloroform?”

  7. Are you a dice?

    Because I am no idea what number I'm about to get.

  8. Q: Why don't they make ice cream from breast milk? A: It's an utterly bad idea!

  9. Flirts for a masochist?

    Ran outta ideas for flirts with a masochistic girl and lookin for ideas

  10. I’m so shy...

    But you have no idea what I’m thinking about right now

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Funny ideas pickup lines

Need a pickup line for a girl with the last name Calender
I've thought of "Is your last name Calender because I'd love to take you on a date" which is trash. Any ideas are greatly appreciated.

Makayla

This one is so weird, any ideas ?

Need a line for Gavin

I'm stumped. Any ideas?

I have an idea.

I will be an "i", you will be a hopping desk lamp, and we're gonna make this night unforgettable for about a week.

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For multiple people

What are your ideas for a tinder social situation where there 2 or 3 girls.

I had the idea for this while snapping my her, but I couldn't.... here you go
Her: It looks good on you

Me: Most things do. Including you.

Pickup line for Natalie

Any ideas?

Matched with a girl with six huge teddy bears in one of her tinder pictures and im trying to come up with funny opener

Any ideas?

Any ideas involving the word Ultrasound?

Got a girl whose studying sonography

I need help thinking of really corny pic up lines I can use in my streaks

Iv been sending pic lines as my streaks with a picture of me doing the thing the line talks about for like a week and I’m already out of ideas I need some good corny pic up lines.

Hey, are you a girl?

Cuz I have no idea what I’m doing 🤓

Pickup line ideas

My name is "Shade." Let's see who can come up with the best pickup line.

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Working Ideas tinder opener

Request: pickup line for a guy named Nate

Any ideas?

Any ideas for a girl named paxton?

I'm tryna slide in boys

Bianca

I need a pickupline for a girl named Bianca any ideas?

How do you respond to “Hey what’s cookin’ good lookin’?”

I’m used to being on the other end of this so I have no idea how to respond to this pls help

Do you know what Quidditch is?

Because I’ve been your seeker, I want to be your keeper, and i fantasize about being your beater


Note that this is just an idea and this isn’t what I actually want in life

Damn girl, are you God?

Because you are most certainly not real but the idea of your love gives false hope to desperate men

In need of a pickup line

Her name is Lana and is studying to become animal doctor. And she said in her bio i got to have good pickup line lol. Any ideas?

Are you the Reddit karma system?

Cause I have no idea how you work.



P.S. I'm surprised something like this hasn't been posted before.

Hey I’m kinda like an advertisement

Over in 30 seconds and you have no idea what I’m about

You have no idea Ha Long I’ve been waiting pho someone like you.

Man, I’ve heard about Barcelona’s pickpockets

but I had no idea you’d steal my heart so quickly.