"With every laugh, you may see my attempts as absurd. But it's through that absurdity I hope to find your heart's word."

"Darling, I promise I'm no homeless man, but the idea of proposing to you isn't far-fetched at all."

"Are you sure it was a homeless guy who proposed and not Cupid? 'Cause my heart's certainly homeless without you."

"Did my dating proposal get lost in translation or should I try again with a language of love and respect?"

"Excuse me, but do you believe in love at first sight? Because when I saw you, my heart felt 'proposed'!"

"Can I treat you like a fine wine? I'm eager for a taste of your intoxicating response to my proposal."

"Appendicitis twice and still standing? Clearly, nothing can take down an enchanting lady like you."

"I'm afraid my donkey, Miss Muffins got excited when she read 'big ass'. She's now expecting a marriage proposal 😅."

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for your unique beauty."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for... including the answer to 'how do penguins propose?'"

"Are you a proposal? Because I can't resist wanting to get on one knee for your stunning beauty and charm."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears except my future mother-in-law."

I didn't have the balls to ask you in person. Will you go to prom with me?

"Your resilience astounds me; after breaking your wrist thrice, you still have the strength to steal my heart."

"Darling, I may not be a doctor, but I promise to treat your heart better than your indestructible appendix."

"Do you believe in destiny? Because I think I've spent my whole life looking for you."

"Ever tried proposing? Because with your charm, I'd be on my knees in an instant."

"Well, isn't that an enticing proposal? Let's see what kind of playful trouble we can get into in our own little private chat."

Are you a bank loan? Because you have denied me twice, but I'm still interested in investing.

Can I borrow a ring? I need to propose to my cat, and you look like a purrfect match!

"Happy Propose Day! Ever thought about combining your stunning elegance with my wild dreams?"

"I may not be a comedian, but can I share the joy of laughter with you over a cup of coffee?"

"Did a homeless man really propose? Because if you're into unexpected surprises, my love isn't a lie."

"You're so enchanting that even a homeless man proposed, but how about a dinner with a gentleman?"

"Well, I don't have a crystal ball, but I do have a compelling conversation and an irresistible charm. Might that do the trick?"

"Are your resilience and charm permanent like that wrist break? Because I find it hard not to fall for you."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I think of proposing, you disappear from my plans!"

"Can't guarantee, but let's just say I've never heard anyone complain about my company. And yes, it's better than what you're imagining."

"Breaking your wrist three times? Guess falling for me won't be as hard!"

"Is your resilience a magnet? Because hearing about your wrist and appendicitis, I'm irresistibly drawn."

"I've been drawn in by your charm, would you consider sharing that enchanting journey of life with me?"

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are my girl, And these flowers are for you. You come home in May, And I think it would be bomb To share such a special day Will you go with me to Prom?

"I guess we're like puzzles; it's hard to understand at first, but once solved, it becomes a masterpiece."

"I may not be a doctor, but with your appendicitis history, I'd pledge to heal your heart every time it aches."

"If proposing was a star, I'd give you the entire galaxy. How about you let me be your forever?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the maze of your endless rejection."

"Did it hurt when you broke your wrist? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat."

"Are you made of stars? Because you shine brighter than all of them combined."

"You've broken your wrist thrice, but it's your captivating resilience that truly stole my heart."

"They say love's a journey, not a destination. Your heart may be a maze, but every dead end is another story we could share."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my proposal ideas!"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears—especially my plans to propose!"

"Did you break your wrist again falling from heaven? Because you're an angel that just proposed to my heart."

"How about we skip the small talk, and you let me propose a wild idea - you, me, tonight, under the stars?"

Roses are red. Donuts are the bomb. Do me a favor and come with me to "PROM"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I'm searching for, except a sense of humor."

"Did that homeless man see the same captivating beauty I'm seeing? Because I too would propose to you right now."

"With a history like yours, it's clear you're irreplaceable; even when broken, no one can take your place."

"A homeless man fell for you, and I can't blame him. But unlike that appendicitis, girl, you won't be able to ignore me."

"I'm not proposing marriage, but how about we explore the chemistry between us over dinner?"

"How about we start by exploring the map of your beauty and losing ourselves in the adventure of love?"

"Is proposing like appendicitis? Because I feel a repeat occurrence coming on that you won't want to remove."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your hate, it disappears and then reappears as a challenge."

"Shall we paint a masterpiece with the colors of our passion, making every moment an unforgettable stroke of desire?"

Good morrow, my precious dame, wouldst thou perhaps accede to my proposal of a glamorous rendezvous? If so be, we shall foregather in front of the notorious establishment of sir McDonald. Whereupon we shall perchance fornicate at the loo?

"Have you ever been proposed to? Because with your beauty, I'm ready to go down on one knee right now."

"Is your wrist made of diamond? Because it's as captivating as the times it's broken, yet still precious."

"I admire your confidence, seems like we're in for an interesting evening. I propose a friendly drink-off, loser buys dessert?"

"Is this a proposal? No, just an offer to explore endless pleasure together because you're absolutely irresistible."

"On this Propose Day, would you be the spark to my flame? Because your beauty ignites passion in me."

This is a little Corny. But you'd be a Peach if you go to Homecoming with me?

"I may not be a king, but if you give me a chance, I'll treat you like royalty, my dear."

"Darling, would you mind sharing the journey of life because I can't picture my future without you in it?"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I'm pretty sure you landed on my ex's foot.

"Is your resilience a magnet? Because every time your wrist breaks, my heart does too."

"Your right wrist may have broken thrice, but my heart broke the moment I saw you."

"Three wrist breaks and you still handle everything beautifully, how about we handle a date next?"

"Is your name 'Proposal'? Because I've been looking for the perfect moment to say 'yes' to a girl like you."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes while trying to propose a lifetime journey together."

"If rejection is a temporary setback, I'd be willing to wait for the grand finale with you."

"Sorry, my Swedish is rusty, just like my old bicycle. Let's stick to English before I accidentally propose!"

"Absolutely! I propose our first toast to serendipity - for leading us to this interesting conversation. What do you say?"

"Were you a magician in another life? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Would you consider being my forever? Because every moment spent with you feels like a proposal to eternity."

"You've turned down a homeless man's proposal before, but how about saying yes to a date with me?"

"Well, that's quite the bold proposal! How about we start with a coffee date and see where our chemistry takes us? ☕️😉"

"I promise I'm not proposing, but with your beauty, it's hard not to kneel down in admiration."

"Three wrist fractures, yet you still managed to catch my heart effortlessly."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in my marriage proposal draft."

"Are you a diamond? Because I've been searching for the perfect gem and I think I've just found my forever sparkle."

"Your laughter may resist my romantic proposals, but can it resist the persistent charm of a man who never capitulates?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or did you use those angel wings to land a perfect proposal?"

"Are you sure your appendix never got removed? Because everything about you screams incredibly unique."

"Three times a broken wrist, yet you've not lost your charm; twice an appendicitis scare, and still, you disarm."

"Are you a surgeon? Because I'd trust only you to operate on my heart, just like your persistent appendix."

"Your smile lights up my world; may I have the honor of being the one to keep it shining forever?"

"Even if your laughter's as elusive as a shooting star, would you let me be the astronaut who'll never stop searching?"

"Your smile might be the punchline to a joke I haven't told yet, how about we start that conversation?"

"Darling, you've survived appendicitis twice and broken bones, how about giving a charming man like me a chance?"

"So, your dad vetoed a guinea pig. May I propose something more exciting? How about a night with a stallion?"

"Darling, unlike that homeless man's proposal, my love isn't a gamble, it's as certain as your indestructible appendix."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a marriage proposal?"

"You've seen how I work hard for us, wouldn't you like to be my forever reason to strive? Marry me?"

"Your laughter may be as elusive as a shooting star, but I'll enjoy the chase until it lights up my world."

"Well, if we're not getting married, I guess I'll cancel the skywriting proposal for tomorrow."

Like a pearl in hand, your beauty glows, Persephone to Hades I propose.

"Bold proposal! But I'd rather risk dancing under the stars with you than tangling with the IRS!"

"Your resilience is irresistible; double appendicitis and thrice-broken wrist yet still captivatingly beautiful."

If i were a newton, i would've proposed you cause you're my first law

"Is your appendicitis acting up? Because my heart's inflamed with the beauty you radiate."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears… including my proposal plans!"

"Did that homeless man know you're priceless or should I show him by treating you like treasure?"

Your playful proposal is tempting, and the thought of your warm touch excites me. I'm ready to fulfill your every fantasy.

"Your beauty could spark a proposal, but how about we start with endless conversations and laughter as friends?"

I may have struck out once, but I'm willing to take another swing for you.

Are you made of diamonds? Because you just rejected a gem like me twice.

"Is your name Destiny? Because I believe our bodies have proposed a tantalizing future for us."

"If I were to propose a toast, it'd be to the most intoxicatingly beautiful woman in this room... You."

"Well, my queen, I may not win you over with charm alone, but I'll try to sweep you off your feet."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, and my heart does a little dance."

"While others see a broken wrist, I see a strong woman who's tougher than appendicitis twice over."

"Resisting you feels like a game,
In your presence, there’s no shame.
With every word, my interest grows,
What hidden magic do you propose?"

"Would you mind if I propose a date, more genuine than a homeless man's proposal but without the drama of appendicitis?"

"I may have stumbled with my first proposal, but I won't give up on winning your heart."

"I might not be a homeless man proposing, but in my world, you're the only wealth I'd ever need."

"I may not make you laugh with my advances, but what about a chance to smile at my resilience?"

"The homeless man proposed, but can he promise to mend your heart as often as you've broken that wrist?"

"I can't promise a proposal like our homeless friend, but how about a dinner where no appendicitis or broken wrists are involved?"

"Has anyone ever told you that your eyes outshine the most dazzling diamond? Because I'm ready to propose a lifetime of looking into them."

Fake propose in a public place

If this is someone you've known for awhile and like, get on one knee, look up at them, and ask them to go out with you.

I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to break into your boss’s office.

I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you from proposing to someone else.