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Following is our collection of Solution chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you gaumutra?

    Because you are the solution to all my problems.

  2. Let's erase these borders and negotiate a one-state solution.

  3. Nerdy - A math one for all you nerds

    Is your discriminant zero?

    Because you're my only solution.

  4. Hey girl, Ive got an extensive collection of solution manuals. Can I get your number?

  5. Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

    This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

    What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

    What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

    When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

    This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

    While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

    "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

    And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

    Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

    Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

    This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

  6. Perfect way to turn down your number!!!!

    Ladies and gents! Have you ever been super pressed by someone that wanted your number so bad, and you're just not into (or very creeped out by) them??? Here's the perfect solution to get them to leave you alone!!!

    Give them this number: (your area code) 867-5309

    Yes, you read it out loud, or in your head, and you automatically get it. However, if you wrote down this number to whatever girl or guy trying so hard for your digits, it looks just like a normal number. They accept it, then they go away! The best part is when they actually read it later, they'll feel like a % dumbass!

    Yeah, I'm sure I'm not the first ever to think of this, but I did think of it myself when I was bartending the other night and it worked like a charm. I never had a good enough solution until now! Happy denying :)

  7. Hey Girl are you the Holocaust?

    Because you're my final solution.

  8. In the form of a logic puzzle.

    The solution to the German Tank problem states that if you confirm for certain that at least n of something exists, then the total amount of that thing is probably 2n. Therefore, if I confirm for certain that at least 1 guy likes you, then there are probably at least 2 guys that do.

    ​

    Now, how do we know that the number of guys that like you are at least 1? Well, the same way that you know, when countin money and starting with a nickle, that you have at least 5 cents. You don't need to know the number, you just need to confirm that one guy likes you, and then you know that at least 1 guy likes you.

    ​

    I am unable to assess to emotions of other guys, but despite that, I know for absolute certain that one guy likes you, and therefore that there are probably two. How do I know that?

  9. Girl, you're the fried to my rice, the solution to my equation, and the squint to my eyes.

  10. If my love life were an integral...

    The solution would be a "u" substitution

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