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Following is our collection of Offer chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

  2. Your nearness offers intending to my yoga practice and illumination.

  3. May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

  4. If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...

  5. There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

  6. I've been appreciating your assets from across the room and I'm prepared to make you a tender offer.

  7. I’m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.

  8. Inspired by a gym conversation

    So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously.

    One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!”

    And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”

    One of the guys says

  9. All I have to offer is life...

    How much it's worth is up too you

  10. I'm willing to go down for your shares, but I'll take 69 as a final offer.

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Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks
I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars.

Men, all you need is one female friend or buddy’s girlfriend (let’s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar.

Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up.
Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (“omg I love your hair color who is your stylist?” “wow that jacket is awesome, where can I find one” etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us.
Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left.
Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick.
Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she can’t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following “My friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we can’t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?” Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannah’s boyfriend disappeared, etc.
Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots.
Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p

Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that she’s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because you’re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two aren’t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat.

Hannah wins because she gets a free shot.
Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself.
You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots.

Go forth and conquer, my friends.

I’d offer you a cigarette

But your smoking hot already

Can I offer you a space to plugin and recharge?

You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: All I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. (The Matrix)

I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.

Are you a prospective student? Because I'd like to tell you all about the various activities and clubs I can offer.

Leadership isn’t the only position I’ve been offered.

I'm Earl Kinsella and I have a lot to offer

I don't know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

May I offer you a light for that votive candle?

I’d offer to help you carry those bags, but I threw my back out saving an orphan from a runaway paddleboat. Little tyke didn’t even see it coming. Thank god I was there.

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.

I will make you an offer you can't refuse

Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?