Might I offer you some advice? Forget everything you think you know.

Does your job offer medical and dental?

I'm looking for a friend with benefits and I thought you might be the one.

I’m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.

Do you offer loans? How much interest do I have to pay to borrow your t**... night.

Kiss me and I will offer you free sausage.

Do you offer jarring experience? Because you turn my cucumber into a pickle inside.

Challenge accepted, my lovely heartthrob. Get ready for a whirlwind of surprises and charm that will leave you speechless.

"If charm were a currency, I'd offer you a lifetime discount for making my day brighter just by asking!"

"Can I offer you a night out, sweetheart? Guarantee it's nut-free, but I can't promise you won't burst with laughter."

"Now that's a unique offer! But I'm afraid I'm priceless, you know?"

"I'd love to be the one who decodes memes for you, because you're a masterpiece that requires special understanding."

"Batteries not included in my charming personality, I promise it's more entertaining than any lovesense toy can offer!"

"Are you a mermaid? Because swimming with you in the river would be a dream come true."

"Your skin under the moonlight? A more enticing view than any universe could ever offer."

"Well, I can't wait to experience this grand tour you're offering. Hoping for some delightful surprises along the way. 😉"

"If giving massages is your idea of lame, I can't wait to see what your idea of exciting is."

"Hey Snow White, I may not be Prince Charming, but can I offer you an apple that doesn't put you to sleep?"

Your irresistible offer has me saying yes before you even finish asking. I can't wait to have your beautiful vampire body on mine.

Are you a sunset? Because I can't think of a better view to enjoy on this walk.

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you during this walk."

"Hearing about your basorexia, I can't help but offer my lips for treatment. What do you say, doctor's orders?"

"Don't settle for an uncomfortable chair, beautiful. My face could offer you the softest seat in the house."

"I could never compete with a puppy's cuteness, but I can definitely offer more cuddles and laughs."

"Your offer to listen speaks volumes about your kindness. How about we start with a conversation over coffee?"

Sounds like a tempting offer! I can bring the chocolate, you bring the charm. Let's make this Easter one to remember.

"May I offer my help, or is it already taken like the thousands of stars stolen to light up your eyes?"

Your beauty shines even brighter in the water. Care to make a splash together sometime?

"I might not be a bot, but I can still make you smile. How about a hotdog and some captivating stories?"

"Ah, so you're offering me a front-row seat to your adventures? I’d love that! Your energy is seriously contagious. 🌟"

"I can’t promise a prince, but I can offer an enchanting evening that’s all about you."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've caught my interest, and I'm willing to invest."

"Are you cold? Because I could offer you my sweater sleeves and a warm smile to go with it."

"Ha! Sounds like a tough gig. How about I offer you a break with some angelic company?"

"I’d offer you my jacket, but I’d rather wrap you in my arms instead."

"This Valentine's, our hearts have a special offer: Buy one spark, get a lifetime of passion free."

"As an admirer of royalty, can I offer you a ride filled with charm and chivalry, fair passenger princess?"

"On this Valentine's, forget the candy hearts, I'm offering you the real one, beating wildly just for you."

"Excuse me, miss, as a bra fitter, I'm trained to provide support. Can I offer the same outside of work?"

"Like a limited-time Valentine's deal, I can't resist your rare beauty. Fancy cashing in on some irresistible love?"

"Are you Valentine's offer? Because my heart feels like it's on a discount every time I see you."

"Babe, why endure chair discomfort? My face offers a softer, warmer and much more satisfying alternative."

"I'd take a 'lame' massage from you any day if it means getting to spend more time with you."

"This Valentine's, do you come with an offer? Because I'm definitely buying into your charm and beauty."

"Even though I can't offer you lobster, how about catching a movie instead? My intentions are nothing shellfish!"

"I can't help but notice you have a lot to offer—care to show me what else you've got?"

"Do you offer hug classes? Because with your warm embrace, I'd love to study in your arms."

"Well, if a hug is all you can offer, how about we start with that and see where fate guides us next?"

"I'd love to take a walk with you, but I might get lost in your eyes."

"I appreciate the offer, but I think it's best if we get to know each other a bit more before taking that step."

"While I appreciate the offer, I'd prefer to admire the masterpiece of your body in person."

"Ah, the offer is tempting! But only if you promise to keep things exciting and spontaneous—what's your idea of the perfect adventure?"

Are you a mermaid? Because swimming in the river with you would be a magical adventure.

"Are you a Valentine's deal? Because your beauty makes my heart race like a limited-time offer."

You must be an angel because every step you take feels like heaven. Let's make this walk unforgettable.

"Hey gorgeous, looks like you're starving for food and love. Can I offer a delicious dinner and soothing company to cure your headache?"

I'll consider your offer if you can handle being at my mercy instead. 🌟

I would offer you a cigarette

But you're already smoking hot.

"If I pay you a compliment, can I also buy you a drink to go with it?"

"If a kiss from you is on offer, I'd gladly take that and then some, gorgeous."

You seem to appreciate quality! I can't promise you a black dick, but I can offer genuine conversation and endless laughter.

"Wait! Don't block me! I'm like a bra, always there to offer support when things get heavy."

"You were asking for free lobotomies, but all I can offer is my brain, since it's filled with thoughts of you."

"Didn't see you in the VIP zone at G-Eazy's last night, you need a man who can offer you the right access."

"With a smile like yours, I’d love to explore everything else you have to offer—starting with dinner tonight."

"Don't rush to the shop, beautiful. I'm already buying everything you've got on offer."

Haha, well, I might just have to take you up on that offer. 😉 Your confidence is seriously hot.

Aww, thanks for the offer! Feeling better already. Maybe we can meet up sometime and turn that virtual hug into a real one?

"Are you a magician? Because every time you offer options, my heart disappears into your charm!"

"Interesting! While I can't offer instability, I can promise a rollercoaster of fun-filled mystery and excitement. Are you game?"

"Are you a toilet? Because I can't help but feel drawn to what you can offer!"

"They say money can't buy happiness, but I'd love to see the smile it brings on your face."

"Thank you for accepting my worship, beautiful; can I offer you a drink to celebrate your divine presence tonight?"

"You must be a hot property, because I can't stop thinking about making an offer on you."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, including a meme translator."

"I may not have the right discount, but I'd love to offer you my full attention instead."

"I can’t promise to fix everything, but I can offer a smile and some ice cream. What do you think?"

"You stole my heart quicker than a heist, can I offer you protection in exchange for a date tonight?"

"Well, I was going to offer you a map, since you seem lost in my eyes, but it sounds like you'd rather use GPS!"

That's a beautiful journey to be on. I'm here to support and appreciate all the love you have to offer.

"Offering free lobotomies? Honey, your gaze already cuts deeper, making my heart race faster and sweeter."

I must be drowning because your beauty is making me lose my breath in this river.

Haha, well I hope I at least handed you a tissue or something! Maybe next time I'll offer some ice cream too.

"Together at the temple sounds serene, but how about we also explore some other exciting adventures life has to offer?"

"The alphabet may have 24 letters, but I'd like to offer you the ‘D’ later to complete your night."

Don't worry, darling heartthrob. I love a challenge. Get ready to be swept off your feet by my unique approach to winning hearts.

If watching series in between your thighs is this captivating, I can't wait to see what else you have to offer.

Are you offering massages? Because you've got a magnetic touch that's making my muscles tingle.

Haha, such a tempting offer! Maybe we can start with a virtual cuddle session instead? 😉

"Are you a bakery, Manish? Because you keep offering me 'creampie' and I can't resist saying shukriya!"

"If going for a walk with you is the journey, then I'm ready for the adventure of a lifetime."

"If love is a feast, I'd gladly savor every bit you offer, no matter how small."

"I can't blame you for liking my cum, after all, it's just a small taste of what I have to offer."

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest and I'd love to be your sugar daddy."

"Forget the massage, let me be your personal masseuse and work out all your knots tonight."

"How about instead of pot, I offer you a date with me? It's much more potent."

"Excuse me, but do you accept smiles as payment? Because yours is worth a million dollars to me."

"Are you a savings account? Because I'd love to invest in our future together as your sugar daddy."

Excuse me, but do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your mysterious beauty.

"With a view like yours, I’m ready for a private tour of everything else you have to offer."

"In that case, can't wait to explore the depths of our conversation tonight; shall we add a bit of stargazing too?"

That's quite the offer! Your creativity is impressive. Who knows, maybe we can find some nuts to crack together sometime?

"Do you think you like that? Because I can offer you a world where your dreams and reality collide."

"Those chairs may lack comfort, but darling, my face offers a seat with a view and a compliment to your beauty."

"Got an uncomfortable chair? Let me offer you a VIP spot on the cushion of my flirty conversations."

"Your beauty is like a limited-time offer, shockingly affordable and surprisingly unclaimed."

"Fear not, beautiful, if I lose, it's only because I wanted an extra chance to watch you enjoy gourmet food."

"This Valentine's offer, how about trading those chocolates for a sweet taste of a charming company like mine?"

Don't worry about being delicate, embrace your uniqueness. Confidence is attractive, and I bet you have a lot to offer.

"To me, Swati, your lips are the most beautiful masterpiece, outshining all the beauty this world has to offer."

Hmm, sounds like a tempting offer. But only if you can handle being the one tied up next time 😉

Haha, smooth line! Maybe I should start running tracks then 😉 But trust me, I've got more to offer than just a nice ass.

"I may not be an artist, Indie, but I can definitely picture us together in a beautiful masterpiece."

"Good morning, love. Can I offer you a coffee as warm and sweet as the smile you've just woken up?"

In this garden of love, you're the rarest flower, more precious than anything the butcher or florist could offer.

"The only discount I can offer is a chance to steal my heart—no coupon needed."

"Right? At this point, I’m considering applying for a job as a human ice cube. Do you think they offer benefits?"

"Can I offer you an espresso? Because just like your incredible figure, it's full of depth and complexity."

"Like a scoop of black beans to your plate of rice, together we'd create the most delightful dish life has to offer."

"Are you my white bra? Because you offer support that's simply un-be-leaf-able!"

"If chairs are giving you discomfort, I'd gladly offer my face as your personalized throne of comfort."

Are you a mermaid? Because swimming in the river with you sounds like a dream come true.

"You might not like tea, but I'm sure you'll love the blend of respect, care, and affection I offer."

"I'll take that challenge and raise you a dazzling smile once you prove your irresistible charm."

Are you a job offer? Because after this interview, I can't stop thinking about you.

"That's an enticing offer, but how about we save that for our third date? For now, let's keep the mystery alive."

Haha, well, I hope I have more to offer than just being a "fanny"! Let's see where this goes.

Your beauty makes this walk feel like a stroll through paradise, can I hold your hand?

"In search of a storyline as intriguing as yours. Who knew libraries could offer such enchanting surprises!"

"Height isn't all I have to offer; there's more beneath worth exploring, if you're brave enough."

"Are you made of sunlight? Because you've just irradiated my world with a warmth only you can offer."

Haha, I think I could handle having a sexy vampire girlfriend like that. Count me in for whatever you're offering, gorgeous.