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Top 37 Offer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Offer pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Offer tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

  2. Your nearness offers intending to my yoga practice and illumination.

  3. May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

  4. If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...

  5. There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

  6. I've been appreciating your assets from across the room and I'm prepared to make you a tender offer.

  7. Does your job offer medical and dental?

    I'm looking for a friend with benefits and I thought you might be the one.

  8. Might I offer you some advice? Forget everything you think you know.

  9. I’m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.

  10. Do you offer loans? How much interest do I have to pay to borrow your titties night.

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Working offer pickup lines

All I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. And I want you.

Kiss me and I will offer you free sausage.

By the way, do you like raisins?

Damn, sorry, just checked my pantry and have none left- could I offer you a date instead?

Do you offer jarring experience? Because you turn my cucumber into a pickle inside.

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Offer your spirit to my hard statue bade, I'll give you some permanent buffs.

My feelings for you are like postage stamps.
They’re Forever*

* (For non-U.S. redditors) Forever is a line of stamps offered by the U.S. Postal Service.

Roses are red

I will offer you some bread

Later we share a bed

Do you like sales? ‘Coz I’m offering 100% discount on me

All I have to offer is life...

How much it's worth is up too you

I'm willing to go down for your shares, but I'll take 69 as a final offer.

Are you Wisp? Offer me something that I don't have yet, and I will say I want you.

I’d offer you a cigarette

But your smoking hot already

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Working Offer tinder opener

Are you a prospective student? Because I'd like to tell you all about the various activities and clubs I can offer.

Leadership isn’t the only position I’ve been offered.

I'm Earl Kinsella and I have a lot to offer

I don't know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

May I offer you a light for that votive candle?

I’d offer to help you carry those bags, but I threw my back out saving an orphan from a runaway paddleboat. Little tyke didn’t even see it coming. Thank god I was there.

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.

I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.

I will make you an offer you can't refuse

Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?