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Top 27 Offer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Offer chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

  2. Your nearness offers intending to my yoga practice and illumination.

  3. May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

  4. If you're my client, I'll get you off. If you aren't, the offer still stands...

  5. There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

  6. I've been appreciating your assets from across the room and I'm prepared to make you a tender offer.

  7. Does your job offer medical and dental?

    I'm looking for a friend with benefits and I thought you might be the one.

  8. I’m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.

  9. I would offer you a cigarette

    But you're already smoking hot.

  10. Inspired by a gym conversation

    So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously.

    One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!”

    And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”

    One of the guys says

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What is a Offer pickup line?

Funny offer pickup lines

All I have to offer is life...
How much it's worth is up too you

I'm willing to go down for your shares, but I'll take 69 as a final offer.

I’d offer you a cigarette

But your smoking hot already

You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: All I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. (The Matrix)

It will be a habitual action for me to offer you a simple present.

Are you a prospective student? Because I'd like to tell you all about the various activities and clubs I can offer.

Leadership isn’t the only position I’ve been offered.

I'm Earl Kinsella and I have a lot to offer

I don't know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

May I offer you a light for that votive candle?

I’d offer to help you carry those bags, but I threw my back out saving an orphan from a runaway paddleboat. Little tyke didn’t even see it coming. Thank god I was there.

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

I will make you an offer you can't refuse

I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.

Can I borrow 70 cents? (No) Then how about 69. I'm sure you can offer 69.

Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?

Can I offer you a space to plugin and recharge?