Does your job offer medical and dental?

I'm looking for a friend with benefits and I thought you might be the one.

Might I offer you some advice? Forget everything you think you know.

Do you offer loans? How much interest do I have to pay to borrow your t**... night.

I’m not like other guys. I’d never withdraw my deposits without at least offering a wraparound.

Kiss me and I will offer you free sausage.

By the way, do you like raisins?

Damn, sorry, just checked my pantry and have none left- could I offer you a date instead?

"Batteries not included in my charming personality, I promise it's more entertaining than any lovesense toy can offer!"

"Well, I can't wait to experience this grand tour you're offering. Hoping for some delightful surprises along the way. 😉"

"I'd love to be the one who decodes memes for you, because you're a masterpiece that requires special understanding."

"Hey Snow White, I may not be Prince Charming, but can I offer you an apple that doesn't put you to sleep?"

"Your skin under the moonlight? A more enticing view than any universe could ever offer."

"May I offer my help, or is it already taken like the thousands of stars stolen to light up your eyes?"

"Don't settle for an uncomfortable chair, beautiful. My face could offer you the softest seat in the house."

"Can I treat you like a fine wine? I'm eager for a taste of your intoxicating response to my proposal."

"I might not be a bot, but I can still make you smile. How about a hotdog and some captivating stories?"

"Hearing about your basorexia, I can't help but offer my lips for treatment. What do you say, doctor's orders?"

"This Valentine's, our hearts have a special offer: Buy one spark, get a lifetime of passion free."

"Are you Valentine's offer? Because my heart feels like it's on a discount every time I see you."

"This Valentine's, do you come with an offer? Because I'm definitely buying into your charm and beauty."

"Babe, why endure chair discomfort? My face offers a softer, warmer and much more satisfying alternative."

"Well, if a hug is all you can offer, how about we start with that and see where fate guides us next?"

"While I appreciate the offer, I'd prefer to admire the masterpiece of your body in person."

"Like a limited-time Valentine's deal, I can't resist your rare beauty. Fancy cashing in on some irresistible love?"

"Do you offer hug classes? Because with your warm embrace, I'd love to study in your arms."

"On this Valentine's, forget the candy hearts, I'm offering you the real one, beating wildly just for you."

"As an admirer of royalty, can I offer you a ride filled with charm and chivalry, fair passenger princess?"

"Excuse me, miss, as a bra fitter, I'm trained to provide support. Can I offer the same outside of work?"

"I appreciate the offer, but I think it's best if we get to know each other a bit more before taking that step."

"Girl, you outshine every reality TV star, can I offer you a more exciting plot in my life?"

"Are you a Valentine's deal? Because your beauty makes my heart race like a limited-time offer."

"Hey gorgeous, looks like you're starving for food and love. Can I offer a delicious dinner and soothing company to cure your headache?"

"Didn't see you in the VIP zone at G-Eazy's last night, you need a man who can offer you the right access."

I would offer you a cigarette

But you're already smoking hot.

"Wait! Don't block me! I'm like a bra, always there to offer support when things get heavy."

"You were asking for free lobotomies, but all I can offer is my brain, since it's filled with thoughts of you."

"You stole my heart quicker than a heist, can I offer you protection in exchange for a date tonight?"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, including a meme translator."

"Interesting! While I can't offer instability, I can promise a rollercoaster of fun-filled mystery and excitement. Are you game?"

"Well, I was going to offer you a map, since you seem lost in my eyes, but it sounds like you'd rather use GPS!"

"Don't rush to the shop, beautiful. I'm already buying everything you've got on offer."

"Offering free lobotomies? Honey, your gaze already cuts deeper, making my heart race faster and sweeter."

"The alphabet may have 24 letters, but I'd like to offer you the ‘D’ later to complete your night."

"Your accomplishments are dazzling. But can they match the adventure I could offer to your perfect life?"

"Together at the temple sounds serene, but how about we also explore some other exciting adventures life has to offer?"

"Is the condition that your heart only accepts the finest affection? Because that's all I offer."

"To me, Swati, your lips are the most beautiful masterpiece, outshining all the beauty this world has to offer."

"Those chairs may lack comfort, but darling, my face offers a seat with a view and a compliment to your beauty."

"Got an uncomfortable chair? Let me offer you a VIP spot on the cushion of my flirty conversations."

"In that case, can't wait to explore the depths of our conversation tonight; shall we add a bit of stargazing too?"

"This Valentine's offer, how about trading those chocolates for a sweet taste of a charming company like mine?"

"Your beauty is like a limited-time offer, shockingly affordable and surprisingly unclaimed."

"Fear not, beautiful, if I lose, it's only because I wanted an extra chance to watch you enjoy gourmet food."

"I may not be an artist, Indie, but I can definitely picture us together in a beautiful masterpiece."

"Good morning, love. Can I offer you a coffee as warm and sweet as the smile you've just woken up?"

"Can I offer you an espresso? Because just like your incredible figure, it's full of depth and complexity."

"Like a scoop of black beans to your plate of rice, together we'd create the most delightful dish life has to offer."

"In search of a storyline as intriguing as yours. Who knew libraries could offer such enchanting surprises!"

"If chairs are giving you discomfort, I'd gladly offer my face as your personalized throne of comfort."

"Are you my white bra? Because you offer support that's simply un-be-leaf-able!"

"That's an enticing offer, but how about we save that for our third date? For now, let's keep the mystery alive."

"You might not like tea, but I'm sure you'll love the blend of respect, care, and affection I offer."

"If I asked for a kiss, would you offer your lips as a donation to the cause of love?"

"Are you made of sunlight? Because you've just irradiated my world with a warmth only you can offer."

"I see you're not into memes, how about we skip that and fall in meme-orable love instead?"

"Chairs not comfy enough? Don't worry sweetie, my face offers an irresistible soft touch."

"Just like popcorn, every moment with you offers an unexpected burst of happiness."

"Is it Valentine's or am I just lucky? Because your beauty is the only special offer I can't resist."