Top 22 Item Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Item pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Item conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?

2. Hey, this doesn’t have a date on it, could I get one from you? (This only works in a grocery store if you find an item that doesn’t have a date on it)

3. Girl, what item do I need to give in order to mount you?

4. My love for you will get through any item filter.

5. Are you an item on the McDonald’s menu

   Cause you’re a McHottie

6. *Checking out at a store*

   If I didn't have these items would you still check me out?

7. If you were an item on the McDonald’s menu you would be a McHottie.

8. Are you sold out at the grocery store?

   Because you're a non-perishable item

9. Need one for a Sylvia

   SuicideDroid use pickup line!
   But it had no affect on Sylvia!
   
   ->Fight PkMn
   Item Run
   
   
   PS- Thanks in advance lol hope yall enjoyed the pkm reference

10. Are you Miss America?

    Because you're kind of pretty.
    
    *Custom pick-up lines by Sloopy*
    
    ^Leave ^your ^suggestions ^for ^my ^next ^item ^below ^in ^the ^form ^of:
    
    > Are you a ***your suggestion***?

Funny item pickup lines

At a McDonalds, "if you were a McDonald's menu item---
---You'd be the McGorgeous"

Are you a self service checkout?

Because I want to put my unexpected item in your bagging area

Are you a item?

Because I would put you in my cart

Are you a wall socket?

Because I want to use you in a number of applications that require a power source.

*Custom pick-up lines by Sloopy*


^Leave ^your ^suggestions ^for ^my ^next ^item ^below ^in ^the ^form ^of:

> Are you a ***your suggestion***?

I would give anything to be your personal item.

Take me home tonight, and I guarantee you'll see an extraordinary item.

Let's recreate that orgasmic finishing like the Bullet Bill item.

I love you more than non-perishable food items.

You are my love, you are my heart/ And we will never ever ever be apart/ Are we an item? Girl, quit playing/ We're just friends, what are you saying?

Like Mario, I get super powers from ordinary items, want to see how I could make you feel amazing?

I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!