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Top 23 Item Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Item pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the new item on the McDonald's menu? The McNificent?

  2. Hey, this doesn’t have a date on it, could I get one from you? (This only works in a grocery store if you find an item that doesn’t have a date on it)

  3. If you were an item at an Indian restaurant, you would have three chillies next to your name...

    Because you make me shit myself!

  4. Girl, what item do I need to give in order to mount you?

  5. My love for you will get through any item filter.

  6. Are you an item on the McDonald’s menu

    Cause you’re a McHottie

  7. *Checking out at a store*

    If I didn't have these items would you still check me out?

  8. Hey girl are you homo

    Cause lesbian item

  9. Are you sold out at the grocery store?

    Because you're a non-perishable item

  10. Need one for a Sylvia

    SuicideDroid use pickup line!
    But it had no affect on Sylvia!

    ->Fight PkMn
    Item Run

    PS- Thanks in advance lol hope yall enjoyed the pkm reference

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What is a Item pickup line?

Funny item pickup lines

Are you Miss America?
Because you're kind of pretty.

*Custom pick-up lines by Sloopy*

^Leave ^your ^suggestions ^for ^my ^next ^item ^below ^in ^the ^form ^of:

> Are you a ***your suggestion***?

Are you a wall socket?

Because I want to use you in a number of applications that require a power source.

*Custom pick-up lines by Sloopy*

^Leave ^your ^suggestions ^for ^my ^next ^item ^below ^in ^the ^form ^of:

> Are you a ***your suggestion***?

Are you a item?

Because I would put you in my cart

At a McDonalds, "if you were a McDonald's menu item---

---You'd be the McGorgeous"

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This is a funny Item pickup line!

Where we are going, we will do it raw without any items.

I would give anything to be your personal item.

Take me home tonight, and I guarantee you'll see an extraordinary item.

Let's recreate that orgasmic finishing like the Bullet Bill item.

I love you more than non-perishable food items.

You are my love, you are my heart/ And we will never ever ever be apart/ Are we an item? Girl, quit playing/ We're just friends, what are you saying?

Like Mario, I get super powers from ordinary items, want to see how I could make you feel amazing?

I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!