Top 50 Thing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....

   All I know is that it starts with U N I.

2. Im like a microwave meal

   Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

3. I'm just tryna h_g and c_ddle but there's one thing I'm missing

   ... u

4. Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill...

   But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

5. I like to take free things

   And if you're free I'll take you out sometime

6. Hey! What's that thing all over your face?

   Oh! It's beauty.

7. Are you coffee

   Bc you’re the first thing I think about in the morning

8. If you were my waitress

   I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.

9. Why don't you sit on my lap

   And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

10. Do you have sunscreen?🧴 Cause

    I don't wanna be under 2 hot things at the same time

Funny thing pickup lines

People say love is a strange thing
Maybe we are strangers who want strange things.

If reality really is a pigment of my imagination...

Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with

Baby if I could change one thing about you,

It would be your surname

Are you disgusting

Hey girl, are you disgusting cause people say boys only love one thing and its f***ing disgusting

Girl, I've got a tip for you.

Or if you'll like, I could put the whole thing in

Hey guys, I need some good ones
So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

Your instagram post isn’t the only thing i want to tap twice.

Good thing there aren't any magnets nearby

Because you are so attractive

What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

Hope you kings can help a brother out

I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

"U and I"
Exactly so let's make things happen

What are some things you say to yourself so that you keep a positive mindset?

Are you my dad?

Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life

Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

My sword isn’t the only thing that I have that can penetrate your flesh.

I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.

This skeleton isn't the only thing with a bone.

Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

The weather isn't the only thing that's hot.

My forehead's not the only thing with ridges on it.

Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.