Top 50 Thing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Roses are red, quarantinelife is shitty

   The only thing that'll make me happy, is a picture of yout titty.

2. There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....

   All I know is that it starts with U N I.

3. My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.

   You are? Damn thing must be an hour fast again.

4. Im like a microwave meal

   Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

5. I'm just tryna h_g and c_ddle but there's one thing I'm missing

   ... u

6. Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill...

   But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

7. I like to take free things

   And if you're free I'll take you out sometime

8. Hey! What's that thing all over your face?

   Oh! It's beauty.

9. Are you coffee

   Bc you’re the first thing I think about in the morning

10. If you were my waitress

    I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.

Funny thing pickup lines

Why don't you sit on my lap
And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Do you have sunscreen?🧴 Cause

I don't wanna be under 2 hot things at the same time

Do you know how to send a mirror through text?

No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

*if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

Me: Can you yawn for me?
Her:(yawns)
Me: yeah it'll fit

Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

Me:
*points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
her "what is it?"
me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

*if she says she’s on her period*
A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
Or
I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

Roses are okay
violets are fine
And so are you
So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

Let’s role play
You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

*if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

The foot ball one

*hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

*Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

*take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

*just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

If reality really is a pigment of my imagination...

Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with

Hey guys, I need some good ones
So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

Hope you kings can help a brother out

I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

"U and I"
Exactly so let's make things happen

What are some things you say to yourself so that you keep a positive mindset?

Are you my dad?

Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life

You would be the finest thing in my inventory, you make me want to 'q' out everything else.

Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.

I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

This skeleton isn't the only thing with a bone.

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.

Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

My forehead's not the only thing with ridges on it.

The weather isn't the only thing that's hot.