Top 50 Thing Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Thing conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Thing pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....

All I know is that it starts with U N I.
Im like a microwave meal

Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.
I'm just tryna h_g and c_ddle but there's one thing I'm missing

... u
Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill...

But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.
I like to take free things

And if you're free I'll take you out sometime
Hey! What's that thing all over your face?

Oh! It's beauty.

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Are you coffee

Bc you’re the first thing I think about in the morning

If you were my waitress

I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.

Why don't you sit on my lap

And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Do you have sunscreen?🧴 Cause

I don't wanna be under 2 hot things at the same time

If reality really is a pigment of my imagination...

Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with

Baby if I could change one thing about you,
It would be your surname

Are you disgusting

Hey girl, are you disgusting cause people say boys only love one thing and its f***ing disgusting

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Sushi isn’t the only thing I eat raw

I’ve done some great things in my life

But the one that I’m the most proud of is talking to you

Girl, I've got a tip for you.
Or if you'll like, I could put the whole thing in

Hey guys, I need some good ones

So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

Roses are red, marvel films are s..., the only thing that will make my life great, is a picture of your t....

Your instagram post isn’t the only thing i want to tap twice.

Good thing there aren't any magnets nearby

Because you are so attractive

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What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

Hope you kings can help a brother out

I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

"U and I"
Exactly so let's make things happen

What are some things you say to yourself so that you keep a positive mindset?

Are you my dad?

Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life

I love to c_ddle and k_ss but there are two things missing

Girl are you fat?

'cause i think i'm attracted to you

you see it's funny because everything with mass applies a gravitational field towards everything around them. fat people typically have a higher mass, resulting in their gravitational pull having more energy and being stronger than the force from my own body. as there is an imbalance in force, the thing with the smaller mass is pulled into motion and attracted to the thing with a higher mass.

You would be the finest thing in my inventory, you make me want to 'q' out everything else.

My sword isn’t the only thing that I have that can p**... your flesh.

Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.

This skeleton isn't the only thing with a bone.

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Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.

Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

My forehead's not the only thing with ridges on it.

Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

The weather isn't the only thing that's hot.

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.

Do you wanna come sit on my lap?

We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up

The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

Hey baby, are you the earth? Because all things are attracted to you...

I like things that puff besides my pufferfish.

Oooo you've got a heat pump; does it keep things nice and warm inside?

My head isn’t the only thing completely shaved.

So you’re from the largest country in the world?

Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Thing phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Thing lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.