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Top 50 Thing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Thing chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Roses are red, quarantinelife is shitty

    The only thing that'll make me happy, is a picture of yout titty.

  2. There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....

    All I know is that it starts with U N I.

  3. I'm just tryna h_g and c_ddle but there's one thing I'm missing

    ... u

  4. Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill...

    But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

  5. I like to take free things

    And if you're free I'll take you out sometime

  6. Hey! What's that thing all over your face?

    Oh! It's beauty.

  7. If you were my waitress

    I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.

  8. Why don't you sit on my lap

    And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

  9. Do you know how to send a mirror through text?

    No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

  10. If reality really is a pigment of my imagination...

    Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with

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Are you my dad?
Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life

You would be the finest thing in my inventory, you make me want to 'q' out everything else.

Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

My sword isn’t the only thing that I have that can penetrate your flesh.

I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.

This skeleton isn't the only thing with a bone.

Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.

Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

My forehead's not the only thing with ridges on it.

The weather isn't the only thing that's hot.

Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.

Sex while wear in a condom is the most environmentally friendly thing you can do.

The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

Hey baby, are you the earth? Because all things are attracted to you...

I like things that puff besides my pufferfish.

Oooo you've got a heat pump; does it keep things nice and warm inside?

My head isn’t the only thing completely shaved.

So you’re from the largest country in the world? Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.

The only thing I like darker than you is coffee.

Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you're too hot to handle.