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There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....

All I know is that it starts with U N I.
Im like a microwave meal

Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.
I'm just tryna h_g and c_ddle but there's one thing I'm missing

... u
Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill...

But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.
I like to take free things

And if you're free I'll take you out sometime
Hey! What's that thing all over your face?

Oh! It's beauty.

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Are you coffee

Bc you’re the first thing I think about in the morning

If you were my waitress

I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.

Why don't you sit on my lap

And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

Do you have sunscreen?🧴 Cause

I don't wanna be under 2 hot things at the same time

If reality really is a pigment of my imagination...

Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with

Baby if I could change one thing about you,
It would be your surname

Are you disgusting

Hey girl, are you disgusting cause people say boys only love one thing and its f***ing disgusting

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Sushi isn’t the only thing I eat raw

I’ve done some great things in my life

But the one that I’m the most proud of is talking to you

Girl, I've got a tip for you.
Or if you'll like, I could put the whole thing in

Roses are red, marvel films are s..., the only thing that will make my life great, is a picture of your t....

Your instagram post isn’t the only thing i want to tap twice.

Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

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I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

"U and I"
Exactly so let's make things happen

What are some things you say to yourself so that you keep a positive mindset?

Are you my dad?

Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life

I love to c_ddle and k_ss but there are two things missing

You would be the finest thing in my inventory, you make me want to 'q' out everything else.

My sword isn’t the only thing that I have that can p**... your flesh.

Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.

I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

This skeleton isn't the only thing with a bone.

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

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Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.

Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

My forehead's not the only thing with ridges on it.

Woman: I have a boyfriend.
Man: I had cereal for breakfast this morning.
Woman: What?
Man: Oh, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

The weather isn't the only thing that's hot.

Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.

Do you wanna come sit on my lap?

We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up

The turkey isn’t the only thing on this table that needs basting.

Hey baby, are you the earth? Because all things are attracted to you...

Oooo you've got a heat pump; does it keep things nice and warm inside?

I like things that puff besides my pufferfish.

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My head isn’t the only thing completely shaved.

So you’re from the largest country in the world?

Well tonight, I’ll be the largest thing in your world.

The only thing I like darker than you is coffee.

Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you're too hot to handle.

This ice cream isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.

Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.

What’s the most intense kiss thing you ever did? You ever, uh, been with two women at the same time?

Fireworks won't be the only thing exploding tonight.

The spiders arent the only hairy things around here.

My heart isn't the only thing I want you to be feeling tonight.

Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

My katana isn't the only thing that can p**... your flesh.

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My velocity isn't the only thing that's gonna make you sweat tonight.

You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

Science is a lie...

They say the sun is the hottest thing in our universe, but obviously it's you

The tree isn't the only thing that's going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

It’s a good thing we’re not in a horror movie. The cute ones always die first.

Rocks aren't the only things I can get rough with.

Good thing I brought my libary card, Cause I'm checking you out!

Sunscreen won't be the only thing I'll squirt on your back!

You must be a Decepticon.

Cause I'd like to do bad things with you.

A lot of things can be done with you, you know like...things...especially some very bad things.

Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

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Hey, let me feel your heartbeat, girl. Is that gonna be a new thing?

After you read Upton Sinclair's The Jungle, I'm the only thing you won't be disgusted by.

I'm Batman and let me show you my thing thats in my cave, my BIG...BLACK...Batmobile.

Shh shhh. You won't get pregnant, you're body just takes care of those things.

You were the principal thing to ring a bell as I woke up this morning.

Thunder isn’t the only thing that will make you quake.

Hey baby I hope you’re an atheist

Because I want to do unholy things with you

That turkey ain't the only thing getting stuffed this holiday.

My cup of tea isn't the only thing that's sweet around here.

You should come home with me, the only things I don't have registered are my kiss offenses.

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

My arrow isn't the only thing that glows blue.

Quit lion, you sexy thing.

Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my kiss drive.

My Knuckles aren't the only things that drag on the floor.

A trumpet isn’t the only thing I can make scream high notes.

Its a good thing I'm a Zombie, because you're drop dead gorgeous.

Are you Princess Azula? Because a cherry pit won't be the only thing you'll choke on tonight.

Pots aren't the only things I smash well.

All the ladies love my bone biscuits..... That's not the only hard thing they enjoy.

This might work

Loving you is the second best thing I ever did

And finding you is the first

I was going through my To-Do List for the day

And apparently, you're the first thing on the list.

Gravity, schmavity. Some things that go up can stay up, if you get my drift.

Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I don’t want snow to be the only thing I’m plowing all month long

Edit: forgot the word “want”

Race and gender aren't the only things about to get intersectional tonight!

A spell isn't the only thing i wanna put on you.

Do you like big things

Because I'm the biggest failure you'll get to know

You know, the national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.

Ive been medscheckin you out for 20 minutes, and the only thing I reckon you should be on is me!

It is a good thing my eyes are so small because you're the only thing I see, and it's beautiful.

Obsidian isn't the only hard thing you can mine.

Tribbles won't be the only thing reproducing on this ship.

It's all about leveraging up my structural funds, and you are an eligible recipient but I'll admit it's a co-decision thing.

That's the thing about walkers, they demand to be hunted.

Hey girl, this food isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.

Heyyy, I've got a tip for you,
And if you like it, I can put the whole thing in.

The market's not the only thing that goes down sometimes.

My hair isn’t the only thing standing straight up.

Mjolnir isn't the only hard thing I own.

Hearts aren't the only thing I have two of.

A flash light isnt the only thing ill be turning on tonight.

I like being on top of things and you're one of them.

You know people say "you'll do things all year that you did on new year"

So can i do you??

When she refused to take Thank you. Stop saying usual thing. And say,

Let's split it. You keep the THANK and let me keep YOU.

The only thing that matters is the length of the runway not the size of the airport.

My spandex aren't the only thing that's tight.

Is the Spirit telling you the same thing it's telling me?

I wanna boldly go into your bed to cuddle because I think you're cute and don't want to rush things.

If you were Spongebob, I would be your Pinapple House. Because I knew one thing you can't live without.

If you play your cards right the highway isn't the only thing getting plowed tonight.

Baby, you must be an arcane fire mage because things heated up when you came in the room.

I aint no cashier, but u got a couple things i wanna check out

I can see your constitutional rights aren't the only thing you've been exercising.

I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.

I can do amazing things with an ice cube.

Are you the earth?

Because the only thing you do is get hotter.

There are 2 things this world needs more of

1. My DNA
2. Your DNA

Let’s kill 2 birds with one stone

That group of bikers won't be the only thing I "blow up" tonight.

The zombies won't be the only thing moaning all night.

walk up to them and tap their shoulder with a little boom sound effect

Hi, i identify as a heat-seeking missile. I think I may of found the hottest thing in the room!

I think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury, because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.

If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the only thing stronger than Russian nuclear power are my feelings for you

The only thing wrong with IOS 8 is that it didn't come with your number.

There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

How’re things looking in your books, got any room for some date-a entry?

Girl, you're the hottest thing I've ever seen. And I'm not just sayin' it...I'm Super Saiyan it.

Is your name Faith? Cause you're the substance of things I've hoped for.

You can call me the Titantic

As long as you let me flip you over halfway through the ride

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The elliptical isn't the only thing thats got my heart rate elevated!

Why should Earth be the only thing that gets some loving today?

Are you an anti-depressant , cause you’re the only thing that makes me happy

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

The only sweet thing I want for Valentine's Day is a cutie pie like you!

The four sword isn't the only thing that will be splitting you tonight.

Hey baby, I respect you and you doing your own thing. Wanna play Minecraft?

If you liked the tip, come by later and ill give you the full thing.

My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened.

You're the hottest thing since fire.

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