Top 50 Thing Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thing pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Thing tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....
All I know is that it starts with U N I.
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Im like a microwave meal
Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.
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I'm just tryna h_g and c_ddle but there's one thing I'm missing
... u
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Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill...
But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.
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I like to take free things
And if you're free I'll take you out sometime
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Hey! What's that thing all over your face?
Oh! It's beauty.
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Are you coffee
Bc you’re the first thing I think about in the morning
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If you were my waitress
I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.
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Why don't you sit on my lap
And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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Do you have sunscreen?🧴 Cause
I don't wanna be under 2 hot things at the same time
Working thing pickup lines
People say love is a strange thing
Maybe we are strangers who want strange things.
If reality really is a pigment of my imagination...
Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with
Baby if I could change one thing about you,
It would be your surname
Are you disgusting
Hey girl, are you disgusting cause people say boys only love one thing and its f***ing disgusting
I’ve done some great things in my life
But the one that I’m the most proud of is talking to you
Girl, I've got a tip for you.
Or if you'll like, I could put the whole thing in
Hey guys, I need some good ones
So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy
edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can
Roses are red, marvel films are shitty, the only thing that will make my life great, is a picture of your titty.
Your instagram post isn’t the only thing i want to tap twice.
Hey girl, are you my memory problems?
Because...fuck, I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. Fuck, man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.
Good thing there aren't any magnets nearby
Because you are so attractive
What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?
You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.
Hope you kings can help a brother out
What are some things you say to yourself so that you keep a positive mindset?
Are you my dad?
Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life
I love to c_ddle and k_ss but there are two things missing
Girl are you fat?
'cause i think i'm attracted to you
you see it's funny because everything with mass applies a gravitational field towards everything around them. fat people typically have a higher mass, resulting in their gravitational pull having more energy and being stronger than the force from my own body. as there is an imbalance in force, the thing with the smaller mass is pulled into motion and attracted to the thing with a higher mass.
You would be the finest thing in my inventory, you make me want to 'q' out everything else.
Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.
My sword isn’t the only thing that I have that can penetrate your flesh.
I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.
Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.
This skeleton isn't the only thing with a bone.
Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...
