Top 50 Thing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Thing conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. There are lots of things we don't know about the universe.....

   All I know is that it starts with U N I.

2. Im like a microwave meal

   Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

3. I'm just tryna h_g and c_ddle but there's one thing I'm missing

   ... u

4. Hey girl, I would ask for Netflix and chill...

   But, you look like you're into Stranger Things.

5. I like to take free things

   And if you're free I'll take you out sometime

6. Hey! What's that thing all over your face?

   Oh! It's beauty.

7. Are you coffee

   Bc you’re the first thing I think about in the morning

8. If you were my waitress

   I wouldn’t just give you a tip. I’d give you the whole thing.

9. Why don't you sit on my lap

   And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

10. Do you have sunscreen?🧴 Cause

    I don't wanna be under 2 hot things at the same time

Funny thing pickup lines

People say love is a strange thing
Maybe we are strangers who want strange things.

If reality really is a pigment of my imagination...

Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with

Baby if I could change one thing about you,

It would be your surname

Are you disgusting

Hey girl, are you disgusting cause people say boys only love one thing and its f***ing disgusting

I’ve done some great things in my life

But the one that I’m the most proud of is talking to you

Girl, I've got a tip for you.
Or if you'll like, I could put the whole thing in

Hey guys, I need some good ones

So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

Roses are red, marvel films are shitty, the only thing that will make my life great, is a picture of your titty.

Your instagram post isn’t the only thing i want to tap twice.

Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

Because...fuck, I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. Fuck, man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

Good thing there aren't any magnets nearby

Because you are so attractive

What to say when a flirty chat becomes dead for 2 days?

You guys have ideas for good things to say after a flirty chat with a girl is dead for a few says.

Hope you kings can help a brother out

What are some things you say to yourself so that you keep a positive mindset?

Are you my dad?

Cuz you’re the only thing missing from my life

You would be the finest thing in my inventory, you make me want to 'q' out everything else.

Catching angels isn't the only thing holy oil is good for.

My sword isn’t the only thing that I have that can penetrate your flesh.

I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

Baby, the Millennium Falcon isn't the only thing that does it in less than 12 parsecs.

Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

This skeleton isn't the only thing with a bone.

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.