Top 50 Whats Pick Up lines
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This should work
Me: there are three views, front view, back view
Her: whats the third one?
Me: I loview -
Whats the difference between a pair of glasses and you, i would usually want glasses to sit higher on my face
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I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?
"U and I"
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What do you and the statue of liberty have in common?
Looks good from the outside, but i kind of wanna know whats inside
Just thought of it lol -
Whats a beautifull gull like you doing in a rubbish dump like this?
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Whats the difference between you and the Grinch?
The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
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Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?
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99,99% succesfull :^)
Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.
Her: sure whats up?
Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c
Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her
Me: introduces myself
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Whats common between your heart and me?
Both belong to you
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Hey baby whats your Blood Type?
Cause i wanna know if i can give you my heart.
Working whats pickup lines
Whats the difference between you and my dog?
Nothing, coz you're a bitch
Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked? I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell.
Whats your blood group?
Because you totally seem to be my type!
You know whats crazy?
I suck at geometry but i know a cute mf when i see one
Hey baby, I got curry, whats the hurry?
Hey, whats your birthday?
Her : oh its Aug 15th.
Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!
Do you know whats good in bed? Donut and sex.
Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.
"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."
Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.
Hey girl, whats sup?
Nothing much,why ask?
Nothing i was playing chess and I am missing Queen
You know whats strange?
I'm into you but still want to get into you
Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper
Drop down in front of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."
Whats the good of living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)
Whats the difference of an erection and a ferrari
I dont have a ferrari
Whats the difference between you and a cupcake?
You still need the cream.
Me: "Whats that thing thats kind of like a simile?" Future Wife: "A metaphor??"
Me: "I don't know but I think I met a ten tonight."
*dabs*
Do you know whats common with elon musk and your parents ?
They both made something that has a socket where i would love to insert my plug in
Whats wrong with your left eye ?…cus you looking right
Whats the best reply to "Haven't heard that one before"
Whats the difference between a blow job and a cheeseburger?
What are you doin for lunch tomorrow?
Hey Jimmy get back here!
Sorry... he likes to run off sometimes.... whats up tho?
You could say this to a naruto fan,
Whats the quickest way to a girls heart, you chidori them.
Roses are red, violets aren't pink
Whats your Onlyfans link?
