Top 46 Whats Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Whats pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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This should work
Me: there are three views, front view, back view
Her: whats the third one?
Me: I loview -
Whats your favorite flower?
Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight
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Whats the difference between a pair of glasses and you, i would usually want glasses to sit higher on my face
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I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?
"U and I"
Exactly so let's make things happen -
Whats a beautifull gull like you doing in a rubbish dump like this?
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Whats the difference between you and the Grinch?
The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
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Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?
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99,99% succesfull :^)
Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.
Her: sure whats up?
Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c
Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her
Me: introduces myself
Gl guys try this out. -
Hey baby whats your Blood Type?
Cause i wanna know if i can give you my heart.
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Whats your blood group?
Because you totally seem to be my type!
Funny whats pickup lines
Get all the girls works
Roses are red pickles are green I like your legs and whats in
between
Hey, whats your birthday?
Her : oh its Aug 15th.
Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!
Hey baby, I got curry, whats the hurry?
Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.
"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."
Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.
You know whats strange?
I'm into you but still want to get into you
Damn girl whats ya pronouns
(She/her)
How bout you turn into My/Girl
Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked?
Her: naked
Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)
Drop down in front of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."
Whats the good of living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)
Whats the difference of an erection and a ferrari
I dont have a ferrari
Me: "Whats that thing thats kind of like a simile?" Future Wife: "A metaphor??"
Me: "I don't know but I think I met a ten tonight."
*dabs*
Do you know whats common with elon musk and your parents ?
They both made something that has a socket where i would love to insert my plug in
Hey Jimmy get back here!
Sorry... he likes to run off sometimes.... whats up tho?
Roses are red, violets aren't pink
Whats your Onlyfans link?
Whats the difference boobies and toys
Both start out for babies but end up being for daddys
Blunt and smooth
Whats the best sex you've ever had not counting our date this weekend?
Whats your favorite game?
Mines following you without you knowing
Hey girl, you know whats wrong with your underwear...
It's not between my teeth
Need a pickup line
Whats a good pickup line for when the girl asks if she knows you?
Hey, whats your name?
Or i should just call u mine?
-Are you an australian animal?
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-Because charmander i choose you.
(This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)
80s Disco
Whats your best pickup line about 80s disco?
Whats the difference between me and a sofa
My sofa pulls out