Top 40 Whats Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Whats pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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This should work
Me: there are three views, front view, back view
Her: whats the third one?
Me: I loview -
Whats your favorite flower?
Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight
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I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?
"U and I"
Exactly so let's make things happen -
Whats a beautifull gull like you doing in a rubbish dump like this?
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Whats the difference between you and the Grinch?
The Grinch stole Christmas, and you stole my heart.
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Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?
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99,99% succesfull :^)
Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.
Her: sure whats up?
Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c
Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her
Me: introduces myself
Gl guys try this out. -
Hey baby whats your Blood Type?
Cause i wanna know if i can give you my heart.
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Whats your blood group?
Because you totally seem to be my type!
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Get all the girls works
Roses are red pickles are green I like your legs and whats in
between
Funny whats pickup lines
Hey baby, I got curry, whats the hurry?
Hey, whats your birthday?
Her : oh its Aug 15th.
Me: oh that's funny. Thats the same birthday as my next girlfriend!
Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.
"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."
Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.
Hey girl, whats sup?
Nothing much,why ask?
Nothing i was playing chess and I am missing Queen
Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked?
Her: naked
Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)
Drop down in front of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."
Whats the good of living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)
Whats the difference of an erection and a ferrari
I dont have a ferrari
Whats the difference between a blow job and a cheeseburger?
What are you doin for lunch tomorrow?
Hey Jimmy get back here!
Sorry... he likes to run off sometimes.... whats up tho?
Roses are red, violets aren't pink
Whats your Onlyfans link?
Whats the difference boobies and toys
Both start out for babies but end up being for daddys
Need a pickup line
Whats a good pickup line for when the girl asks if she knows you?
Hey, whats your name?
Or i should just call u mine?
-Are you an australian animal?
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-Because charmander i choose you.
(This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)
80s Disco
Whats your best pickup line about 80s disco?
Whats the difference between Jelly and Jam? (x-post from r/jokes)
I can't jelly my dick into your ass.
Got this conversation going
Her: where the memes?
Me: Oh damn, my hole life is a meme
Her: deep
Me: wanna know whats deep too?
Her: tell me
Where do i go from here.
I need a good pickup line.
Hey girl , whats the difference between you and a curtain
I would use the curtain to hide the light
But i will use to light me up instead.
Whats the difference between me and a sofa
My sofa pulls out
Whats the difference between you and my glasses?
My glasses sit higher on my face
Hey girl, whats the difference between jam and jelly?
I cant jelly my dick up your ass.
Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass?
Sandpaper ?