Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?

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Me: Hey i have a question and i need a womans advice.

Her: sure whats up?

Me: Lets say i see really cute girl do i go up and talk to her or is that too direct. :c

Her: (99% of them say): you should totally go talk to her

Me: introduces myself


Gl guys try this out.

Whats common between your heart and me?

Both belong to you

Whats the difference between you and my dog?

Nothing, coz you're a b**...

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked? I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell.

You know whats crazy?

I s**... at geometry but i know a cute mf when i see one

"Boy, you're hotter than a cowboy's pistol. Got enough horsepower to show this city slicker the country ropes?"

Role play? I like it! But only if I get to be the charming groom who sweeps you off your feet. Deal? 😉💍

Get all the girls works

Roses are red pickles are green I like your legs and whats in
between

"Are you a kitten? Because I can't think of anything cuter... but if you're around, I might change my mind."

Hey baby, I got curry, whats the hurry?

"I've heard about country strength, but how about you show me that cowboy power in a way I won't forget?"

"I’m down! Let’s pretend we just met at a coffee shop—what’s your pick-up line? I promise to be impressed! ☕✨"

"If time's an illusion, let's make every moment together our reality—starting with this role play. Ready to dive in?"

"My wildest fantasy revolves around you, your captivating eyes as the stars guiding me through the night of desire."

Great idea! I'll be the groom who's lost in IKEA trying to find a ring. Can you navigate me back to reality?

"You've got the muscles, now how 'bout you rope this small cityboy in your truck and teach me some country secrets?"

"Ride me like one of your horses, cowboy. Your big country muscles against my cityboy body is a rodeo I won't forget."

"Alright, let’s dive into our future then! How about we plan our dream wedding? I’ll handle the vows, you pick the honeymoon spot. 😉"

"Ready to saddle up, stud? This city boy is eager for a wild ride on your muscular country terrain."

Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.

"I'm a firm believer in mystery. Let's share stories first before sharing addresses, sound good?"

"How about you ride this city boy like your fastest stallion, cowboy? Your muscular charm is making me buck wild."

Oh, I see! So you're saying we need to speed things up, huh? Let’s plan our imaginary wedding—what’s our dream honeymoon destination? 😏✨

"Are you an alien? Because ever since I waved at you last week, my world has not been the same!"

"Hey, gorgeous, last week I waved at you so hard, I almost caused a hurricane. Next time, can we start a storm together?"

Hey girl, whats sup?

Nothing much,why ask?

Nothing i was playing chess and I am missing Queen

"My wildest fantasy? You, me, tangled sheets, moonlight shadowing your beauty... and that's just the prologue, sweetheart."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. In my wildest fantasy, it's just us."

Alright, how about this? You’re the future bride, and I’m the guy who forgot the wedding date...oops! What’s my punishment?

"You know Honour, I've been practicing social distancing even before it was a thing. Last week, I waved from a mile away!"

"Hey Honour, did you mistake me for the sun last week? Because I waved but you just kept on orbiting!"

You know whats strange?

I'm into you but still want to get into you

"How about you show this city boy why a country cowboy's muscles are worth riding all night long?"

"With your horsepower, I bet you can rock my world harder than a rodeo, right cowboy?"

"Hey cowboy, show this city boy how those muscles can handle a wild ride all night long."

"In my wildest dreams, even Venus pales next to you, how about we explore them together?"

"Is your name Fantasy? Because when I see you, all my wildest dreams seem to come true."

"Is your name Kittens? Because you're taking away my ability to find anything else in the world cute."

"Strapping cowboy, I'm craving a taste of that superior horsepower. Ready to make my small city body sore tonight?"

"I thought kittens were the cutest until I met you and realized they have competition."

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass? Sandpaper

"Cowboy, your muscles are the only ropes I need to feel lassoed and lost in your country charm."

"Ready to show this small city boy the strength in those country muscles? Let's make the back of your truck our playground tonight."

"I'd say a cat because we share a common trait - both of us have mastered the art of ignoring people effectively!"

"How about you lasso me with your charm, cowboy, and show this city boy how the country rides?"

"The wildest fantasy? I imagine exploring your beauty like a map, each curve a new and thrilling destination."

Whats a turtle without his shell homeless or naked?

Her: naked
Me: I guess its time for me to get you out of your shell ;)

"I was going to say kittens are the cutest thing, but then I saw you and realized I'd be wrong."

"A mystery, I'm like a dance, respect's my stance. No number or address, just a girl who loves her romance."

"How's your day going, beautiful? As amazing as your weekend plans, I hope, and perhaps there’s room for one more?"

Whats the good of living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)

"Darlin', this country beast is ready to tame your city sleekness with my raw, rodeo strength."

Whats the difference of an e**... and a ferrari

I dont have a ferrari

"Your muscles might be from roping cattle, but tonight, they'll be used for roping this city boy's heart."

"I see you're a master of suspense! How about we turn this playful wait into our first romantic scene?"

"I thought nothing could surpass kittens in cuteness, until your smile stole that title effortlessly."

"Babe, I thought nothing's cuter than kittens until I locked eyes with your tantalizing beauty."

"Feeling lucky, stud? Let's turn your horsepower into our passion in the back of that truck."

"My wildest fantasy? Becoming lost in the captivating depths of your eyes while we dance under a sky full of stars."

"Did my wave get lost at sea last week? Because you didn't seem to catch the tide of my affection!"

Whats the difference between you and a cupcake?

You still need the cream.

"Is your day as radiant as your smile? And can I join your plans this weekend to add a pinch more brightness?"

"Cowboy, you must be using horsepower in all the right places, because your assets are roping me into sin."

"There's something about the way you fill those jeans that makes me want to discover why country boys do it better."

"Are you a kitten thief? Because every time I think of something cuter than kittens, it's always you stealing the spotlight!"

"Hey cowboy, wanna use those strong muscles to show this city boy how the wild west really rides?"

"Are you a kitten? Because every time I look at you, I forget all about their cuteness."

Me: "Whats that thing thats kind of like a simile?" Future Wife: "A metaphor??"

Me: "I don't know but I think I met a ten tonight."
*dabs*

Do you know whats common with elon musk and your parents ?

They both made something that has a socket where i would love to insert my plug in

"With muscles like those, I bet you could wrangle this city boy into the back of your truck for a wild ride."

"Fantasizing about you? It's all about unraveling the mystery behind your smile while exploring our chemistry together."

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for you since last week when you missed my wave!"

"Last time I saw you, I waved so fiercely, my hand's still sore! Would you mind holding it for recovery?"

Whats wrong with your left eye ?…cus you looking right

"Got enough horsepower to keep this city slicker satisfied? Bet your cowboy sweat's intoxicating."

Whats the best reply to "Haven't heard that one before"

"Last week, I waved at you and got left in the air. Can we retry with a hug this time?"

"Hey cowboy, think you can ride this city boy with that muscular horsepower of yours?"

"Cowboy, your muscles are as captivating as a sunset over the prairie, ready to explore my city landscapes?"

"Ever been on a real cowboy's wild ride? Hold on tight, city boy, I'm about to show you country power."

"Guess my hand got jealous last week; it waved at you, now my heart can't stop doing the same!"

"Hey there, cowboy. Your muscles look ready to rope me in. How about showing a city boy your country strength?"

"Did you think I was practicing for a beauty pageant when I waved at you last week? Because you've been Miss-ing!"

"Country muscle against city charm, let's see how much your truck bed can handle our wild rodeo tonight."

Whats the difference between a b**... and a cheeseburger?

What are you doin for lunch tomorrow?

"I would say you're cuter than a kitten, but I can't risk you snatching that title, just like you've stolen my heart!"

Roses are red, violets aren't pink

Whats your Onlyfans link?

"Hold your horses! I don't give my number or address to charming strangers that quickly. Let's get to know each other better first."

You could say this to a naruto fan,

Whats the quickest way to a girls heart, you chidori them.

"Hey there, let's take our time to know each other better before we dive into personal details, shall we?"

"How 'bout you show this city slicker the horsepower under your cowboy belt and let's turn my small town blues into country gold?"

Whats the difference boobies and toys

Both start out for babies but end up being for daddys

Hey girl, you know whats wrong with your underwear...

It's not between my teeth

"Babe, your beauty ignites my wildest fantasies; care to make one a reality tonight?"

"Hey handsome, how about you saddle up and show this city boy a country ride he'll never forget?"

Blunt and smooth

Whats the best kiss you've ever had not counting our date this weekend?

Whats your favorite game?

Mines following you without you knowing

"How about showing me the real power of those country muscles in the back of your truck, cowboy?"

Need a pickup line

Whats a good pickup line for when the girl asks if she knows you?

-Are you an australian animal?

+...

-Because charmander i choose you.



(This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)

80s Disco

Whats your best pickup line about 80s disco?

Hey girl , whats the difference between you and a curtain

I would use the curtain to hide the light
But i will use to light me up instead.

Whats the difference between you and my glasses?

My glasses sit higher on my face

Whats the difference between me and a sofa

My sofa pulls out

Whats the goodof living if you dont try a few things? (Charles Schulz)

Babe, whats good about camping is that no one can hear you moan in the wild.

Whats up girl wanna go s**... mining?

Drop down infront of him/her and if they ask you whats wrong say "im sorry but my heart stopped when i saw you and i just fell for you."