When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

Oh you're a mom? Well that means you'll know how to tuck me in later tonight.

No matter how much 3-pointer I've made,

it means nothing if i can't score your heart.

I bet you're a freak in the sheets. I mean a ghost.

What's your number?? Err I mean your name?

Hey, fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.

I can make you moan better than all these zombies.... If you know what I mean.

If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

There's another part of me that's "dragonborn" if you know what i mean.

I'm a utility player girl that means I can play the game in different positions.

My love for you is like global mean temperature, it will increase every year.

Come back to my place and I'll show you the true meaning of plug and chug.

I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.

Rigor mortis, know what I mean?

Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

The genitive is my favorite case because it means you’re mine.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

I think your jacket is FIE homologated... if you know what I mean.

You know, my name means 'powerful'.

Hey, my parents are out of town sweetheart. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.

No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

Even if it means risking my existence, I'll cross different world lines just to find you.

Just because I'm in antitrust doesn't mean I oppose your dominant position.

When I say 'bitch',

I mean it as a compliment!

Can I call you my sin(π) 🥺?

Cos you mean Nothing to me

I give 'door-busters' a whole new meaning.

Just because you're not a demon anymore doesn't mean we can't live in sin.

Do you like it in the can? And I don't mean PBR.

I don’t mean to be too forward, dude, but I want to have your baby boys — and name them after girls.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you obviously landed on your face.

Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.

I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.

I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.

Just because we're on mission, doesn't mean other positions aren't possible.

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

I don't only use the fingers to do the 1000 Years of Pain.

If you know what I mean.

Baby, I have large footnotes, you know what that means.

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

I'd like to eat you out later

I mean eat out with you later

Experienced? I don't mean to brag but I've been s**... by the Queen more times than I can count.

I'll camp with my s**... in your basement, if you know what I mean.

Hey, because you are a big monkey, does that mean you have one?

I hear you like water... Well thats good because that means you already like about 70% of me.

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

Wanna meet Santa’s little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...

Hey , my parents are out of town . This means that we have the haunted house all to ourselves.

Turkey isn't the only thing that gets me gushing, your smile and charm are truly something, without them, Thanksgiving means nothing.

Does the sun go down tonight , or is it my turn ?

A guy wrote me Does the sun go down tonight , or is it my turn ? What does that mean?

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

And I don't just mean my skeleton.

No Leon, just because it’s Valentines does NOT mean you can stick it up the WONG hole.

You want me to ride you home... I mean you want a ride home?

Girl, I am a drifting boat until I met you. You give me meaning.

Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.

I should run K means on our profiles. You are I are meant to be together.

I don't mean to be rude, but can you hold my balls while I take my racket out of my bag?

Are you a mirror? Because I would cherish you. Breaking you means back luck.

That’s the nicest frame I’ve ever seen, and I don’t mean your bike

Did your dad write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life.

Babe, I never knew the true meaning of zerling rush until I came inside you.

Are you life's meaning? Because I have visions about meeting you one day.

Are you a dictionary?

Cause you put meaning into my life

I know my description says 'outsider' but I'd rather be 'insider' if you know what I mean.

I found you on my “qualified” email list, does that mean we can skip the foreplay?

Every Spider-man needs that special Spider-Woman if you know what I mean?

Chidi: Time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy, baby. We’ll just get through this. And then you and I can chill out in the dot of the I forever.

What a great looking dog – can I pet you – I mean him?

Are you an Oreo..

Because, lick, twist and dunk is about to get a whole other meaning after seeing you

It bodes well for me that you’re vegetarian

Because I assume that means you’d prefer a little meat over a lot

The bat hasn't been in a cave for a while if you know what I mean.

Hey baby, mushrooms make me bigger if you know what I mean.

Michael: Searching for meaning is philosophical suicide. How does anyone do anything when you understand the fleeting nature of existence?

Do you know it is t**... Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and s**... on your sexy boobs.

You taught me the meaning of life, maybe it is not so hopeless anymore.

Getting lucky usually means getting parking space at a busy mall, but tonight you can change that.

My toes are pointed if you know what i mean.

There's a reason they call me Bat man – if you know what I mean…okay, I'm talkin' about my p**....

How about we meet up in the Holodeck, and I show you the meaning of Pon Farr?

I'd like to take you to my offshore account, if you know what I mean.

Yeah, I mean... Technically I'm an apatosaurus, but the chicks call me The Lickalotopuss.

Can you kill me

Cause i want you to be the last person i see
Edit: you could say i would let you kill me if it means your the last person i see.

I heard you're into bad boys,

Not a pick up line but I used the right "your" which means you have to date me now

I know, I stare at that ad every day too. What does it mean to you?

Sweetie, you give new meaning to the definition of ‘edible’.

Violets are red

I mean, roses are red
Violets are blue
My mind gets puzzled by the thought of you.

You remind me of a dictionary...

*You add meaning to everything I do*

Do you like to dance?

Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

I'm a mathematician and a photographer

So I mean it when I say you look sexy from all angles

I wanna put her into my mutual fund. Collect interest on that if ya know what I mean.

I think it's time that we moved out of the Singles ward. If you know what I mean.

Are you this years date, because you are a 20/20

Date has 2 meanings lol

You look fabulous... for your age.

If I press double X I can pick up weapons, does that mean you too?

"Well, I'm definitely not your mailman! Unless of course, you're into guys who deliver packages...and by packages, I mean witty banter and good vibes!"

Me h**... Erectus! Stop laughing, that not mean me gay!

"In the mirror of your eyes, two worlds collide; in both, I'm lost, your love as my guide."

"Can I follow you home? Wait, that came out wrong... I mean my GPS broke and it's set to 'Bar & Beauty'."

"Can I follow you home? Wait, that came out wrong... I mean my mom always told me to follow my dreams."

"Just because our date didn't work out, doesn't mean our story can't. Care for a chapter two?"

"Are you the meaning of life? Because with your beauty and brains, I can't help but feel complete."

"If I didn't mean it, I wouldn't have said it. You're simply too mesmerizing to resist."

"If being lost means running into someone as beautiful as you, then I wouldn't mind getting lost too."

It must be fate! My favorite color is purple, what about you? Maybe our colors can come together beautifully.

"I see past your anger and mistrust, I believe I can make you smile. Let me try."

"Just like the way you challenge me, how about we turn those insults into sparks tonight?"

"In your presence, time stands still, for you are a vision that my heart cannot resist."

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my words, making every sentence sweeter than birds.

"By 'girl like you', I mean a beautiful enigma wrapped in charm. It's impossible to not be drawn in."

"Losing never felt so winning, if it means I get the chance to watch your smile light up across the dinner table."

"Are you a dictionary? Because you just added meaning to my 'sorry', now it stands for 'Simply Outstanding, Radiant and Remarkably You'."

"You mock my pursuit, but I see it clear, beneath that tough exterior, is someone dear."

"Well, Olivia, I traded in the joystick for a steering wheel, hoping to navigate my way back to you."

"Just reminiscing about old times, Rica. You do stand out, after all. Hard to ignore a fiery personality like yours."

There are other things that can give your life meaning. And for me, that's you.

"Hey, are you a fan of BDSM too? I mean, Beautiful Dreams & Sweet Memories?"

"Are you a dictionary? Because you're adding meaning to my life, even if I can't pronounce half of the Itaukei words!"

"Oh, I can see your point. But isn't it exciting to unravel a story song by song? It's like a musical treasure hunt."

"Being in this chair only means the stars put all their efforts into the best parts of me."

"Didn't mean to upset you. Just think you're as irresistible as a newborn puppy."

I don't exactly know what I am required to say in order for you to have intercourse with me. But could we assume that I said all that. I mean essentially we are talking about fluid exchange right? So could we go just straight to the s**...?

"If I get to be your charming therapist, does that mean we're having sessions over coffee or a lovely dinner?"

"Your words sting, sweetheart, but they can't change the fact that your beauty drives me crazy."

"Are you a fire? 'Cause I'm ready to dive in and get burned by your heat."

"If throwing me in cold water is the plan, I hope you're ready for things to get steamy."