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Top 50 Means Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Means pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Means tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. He girl are mean are you...well............I'll go

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  2. Hey girl, are you communist?

    Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

  3. Hello I have a question. A man asked me if he could read my shirt in brail. What does that mean?

  4. Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

  5. You mean more then meets the eye.

  6. I eat cats if you know what I mean.

  7. Don't mean to be Russian, but would it be Sochieesy if I ask for your number.

  8. When I said you should go screw yourself, I didn’t mean you to take it literally.

  9. You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

  10. Yeah, you’re gonna love Big Ben. Oh wait, you mean the clock.

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Oh you're a mom? Well that means you'll know how to tuck me in later tonight.

Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

No matter how much 3-pointer I've made,

it means nothing if i can't score your heart.

I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.

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What's your number?? Err I mean your name?

Hey, fewer teeth just means more room for tongue.

Just because I don't slumber in the grave doesn't mean I can't sleep with you.

I can make you moan better than all these zombies.... If you know what I mean.

If it means anything, my mind has no religious viruses.

There's another part of me that's "dragonborn" if you know what i mean.

I'm a utility player girl that means I can play the game in different positions.

Something other than taxes are rising... uhh if you know what I mean.

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My love for you is like global mean temperature, it will increase every year.

I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.

Rigor mortis, know what I mean?

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Nice equipment bag. Those separated compartments are awesome... if you know what I mean.

Without thine companionship,dear lady, I fearest I'd spend the evening with pen in hand, if thou knows what I mean.

I don't know if you've heard...but I've got a pretty mean swing.

Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

The genitive is my favorite case because it means you’re mine.

Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.

What a great looking dog, mind if I pet you, I mean her