Top 11 Somethin Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Somethin pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Somethin conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly! -
I haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time! Woah, you're somethin'!
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Hay girl, are you Russia?
Because I have somethin' to Putin you!
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Hey girl, are you Russia?
Because I have somethin' to Putin you!
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Works 100% of the time.
Him: Yo, you look exactly like my cousin
her: haha really?
him: yeah, wanna know somethin about her?
her: what
him: she was reallllly into incest,
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Are you a tombstone?
Cuz id bend over to give u a lil somethin’
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Wow, if you were, like a type of factory or somethin' you'd be an oil refinery... because the word "Fine" is in it.
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Hey, good looking. Whatcha got cookin'? How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?
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Hey, good lookin'. Whatcha got cookin'? How's about cookin' somethin' up with me? (Hey Good Lookin)
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Let me tell you somethin: if you're filing with me? You're definitely filing a…'10-40.'
Funny somethin pickup lines
Theres somethin wrong wit yur phone... my numbers not in it