Top 11 Somethin Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Somethin chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly! -
I haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time! Woah, you're somethin'!
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Hay girl, are you Russia?
Because I have somethin' to Putin you!
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Hey girl, are you Russia?
Because I have somethin' to Putin you!
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Works 100% of the time.
Him: Yo, you look exactly like my cousin
her: haha really?
him: yeah, wanna know somethin about her?
her: what
him: she was reallllly into incest,
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Are you a tombstone?
Cuz id bend over to give u a lil somethin’
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Wow, if you were, like a type of factory or somethin' you'd be an oil refinery... because the word "Fine" is in it.
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Hey, good looking. Whatcha got cookin'? How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?
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Hey, good lookin'. Whatcha got cookin'? How's about cookin' somethin' up with me? (Hey Good Lookin)
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Let me tell you somethin: if you're filing with me? You're definitely filing a…'10-40.'
Funny somethin pickup lines
Theres somethin wrong wit yur phone... my numbers not in it