Top 32 Smokin Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Smokin pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Smokin tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I'm like a firefighter...
I find you smokin and leave you wet
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Are you an Ember seed? Because I think you are smokin' hot.
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My heat vision must be malfunctioning because you’re smokin’.
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If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.
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My fogged up glasses can't hide that you're smokin'
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You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!
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You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.
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Are you a joint? Because you’re smokin’!
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Hey girl do you have lung cancer?
Cause you're smokin
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Girl are you California?
Because you're smokin hot
Working smokin pickup lines
You’re breaking a commandment, because you’re smokin’!
I will be the fireman for you tonight, cause you’re smokin’ fast!
My fogged up glasses can't hide that you're smokin' hot.
Are you an abusive stepparent?
Because you're smokin'
(and probably will give me low self-esteem and PTSD before leaving for someone richer)
Are you a burger on a grill?
Cause you’re smokin (hot)
Girl you must be a house fire
Cause you’re smokin
Hey baby you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop
And it is smokin
Did you just get burnt by a dragon?
Cause you're smokin'!
Are you a oven?
Because your smokin hot
You seem like a Cali girl,
Cause you are smokin’ hot!!!
Twin Towers
Hey girl, are you the twin towers, because your smokin!
I'm like fireworks: smokin', fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.
Daang gurl, I don't know if it is you or this bag of popcorn I made at two in the morning, but something is smokin'
Girl, you're like a Balrog - smokin' hot!
I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
I don't think you're worthy to take me to the temple. [Why?:] Because you're smokin'!
You must be reading Fahrenheit 451, because you're smokin'!
I hope there's a fireman around, 'cause you're smokin' fast!
Twitter needs a fire department, because you're smokin'!
