Top 27 Smokin Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Smokin chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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I'm like a firefighter...
I find you smokin and leave you wet
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Are you an Ember seed? Because I think you are smokin' hot.
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My heat vision must be malfunctioning because you’re smokin’.
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If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.
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My fogged up glasses can't hide that you're smokin'
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You remind me of a Balrog… Smokin’ hot!
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You need to talk to your Bishop about the word of wisdom, because you are smokin’.
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Are you a joint? Because you’re smokin’!
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You’re breaking a commandment, because you’re smokin’!
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Are you an abusive stepparent?
Because you're smokin'
(and probably will give me low self-esteem and PTSD before leaving for someone richer)
Funny smokin pickup lines
Hey babe let me be your ash tray
cuz you smokin'!
Inspired by a gym conversation
So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously.
One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!”
And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”
One of the guys says
Hey baby you're hotter than the bottom of my laptop
And it is smokin
Did you just get burnt by a dragon?
Cause you're smokin'!
Are you a oven?
Because your smokin hot
Twin Towers
Hey girl, are you the twin towers, because your smokin!
You seem like a Cali girl,
Cause you are smokin’ hot!!!
You must be reading Fahrenheit 451, because you're smokin'!
I hope there's a fireman around, 'cause you're smokin' fast!
I'm like fireworks: smokin', fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.
Daang gurl, I don't know if it is you or this bag of popcorn I made at two in the morning, but something is smokin'
Girl, you're like a Balrog - smokin' hot!
Twitter needs a fire department, because you're smokin'!
I feel like you need to know that, if our relationship goes any further than this dance, can't take you to the temple...mainly because you're smokin!
I hope there's a fire truck nearby, cause you're smokin'!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
I don't think you're worthy to take me to the temple. [Why?:] Because you're smokin'!