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Top 30 File Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty File pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy File conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You're like a 300 dpi file, I'm willing to wait for you.

  2. I'd like to export your file right to my bed.

  3. Are you a compressed file?

    Cause you make me wanna unzip you

  4. Are you a compressed file...

    Cause I'd love to unzip you... xD

  5. Hey, Baby, wanna unzip my files?

  6. Damn I’m gonna have to file a complaint to Spotify

    Cuz they didn’t have you listed as the hottest single out

  7. You better find yourself a lawyer soon

    As am on my way to file a complaint against you for stealing my heart.

  8. Im filing a complaint to Google maps

    For not recommending you for the best place to eat out

  9. Hey baby are you a compressed file?

    Because I would love to unzip you

  10. Are you a compressed file?

    Because I’d love to unzip you.

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Your parents must be filing huge amount of taxes every year?
Coz they own such a valuable asset

If you were a computer file...

You'd be an exe-CUTE-able

Hey do you work for the TSA?

Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained sniper on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.

So, you file for unemployment here often?

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Girl you're like a compressed file...

Cause I would like to unzip you

- day 38

What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?

Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.

Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.

There’s nothing like a little file maintenance to keep you on your toes.

Just relax while we unzip your files.

Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!

So do you file electronically around here often?

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Working File tinder opener

We can make beautiful .wav files together.

Let me tell you somethin: if you're filing with me? You're definitely filing a…'10-40.'

Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.

Girl, are you a tax accountant? Cus you make file for an extension

After filing today, I learned I have quite a strong flexible spending account. Are you flexible?

I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you.