You better find yourself a lawyer soon

As am on my way to file a complaint against you for stealing my heart.

Im filing a complaint to Google maps

For not recommending you for the best place to eat out

Hey baby are you a compressed file?

Because I would love to unzip you

Remove that little p**... and I will go straight into your open file.

Dance? Me? The last time I tried, my cat filed a complaint. But I can definitely shake it awkwardly in the kitchen!

Are you a JPEG file? Because when I see you, all I wanna do is save! 😉

"Are you a nail file? Because you just smoothed out all my rough edges!"

Are you a secretary? Because you've got my files all in order and looking mighty fine.

If you were a document, you'd be the most important one in my file.

If I were a hacker, I'd always be after you - the most beautiful file in the system.

"Are you a lawyer? Because whenever I see you, my heart files an appeal of love."

"Are you a police report? Because you’ve got me all confused and wanting to file a complaint against my heart!"

Haha, well, if they ever lock you up, just let me know. I'll bake a cake with a file in it for you! 🍰🔑

"Well, that's fair. In that case, let's take it slow. Excited to learn how to 'crawl' before we 'run' together."

Are you a compressed file?

Because I’d love to unzip you.

"Do you have a boyfriend? Because my heart just filed for a restraining order against my dating skills!"

"My lips just filed a report saying they're longing to meet the most irresistibly sexy woman - that's you."

"Can we have a brief moment of your attention? Because my heart has just filed a motion in your favor."

"Do I owe you a map? You got me so turned around, I think my GPS just filed for bankruptcy!"

"Sorry if I blabber, but whenever I see you, my brain files an error report - 'too much beauty detected.'"

Your parents must be filing huge amount of taxes every year?

Coz they own such a valuable asset

"Do you believe in office love? Because I can’t stop filing you under 'dream job'!"

Are you a naughty secretary? Because you've got my files all in order, and I'm loving it.

If you were a computer file...

You'd be an exe-CUTE-able

"Are you a regulation? Because my heart is filing for you to be my number one!"

"Are you a file transfer protocol? Because my heart always seems to download for you."

"You must be the secretary, because you've got all the right files... in all the right places."

"Everything, huh? Does it file taxes too? That's a bed I need in my life!"

"I must be a document because I can’t help but want to be filed away in your heart."

"Amidst these files, you're a unique verse, your brilliance in this office is my universe."

"Can your picture file a restraining order? Because I can’t stop ‘screenshotting’ you in my mind."

"Do you work for the FBI? Because you just captured my attention and I’d like to file a report!"

"Haha, I get your point. Seeing me as a baby, huh? Well, let's see if this baby can teach you a thing or two about living life."

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and my heart's about to download some love files.

Are you a JPEG file? Because every time I see you, I want to hit Ctrl+Z and undo my heart.

"Are you a thief? Because my heart just filed a missing report, it was last seen with you."

"Are you my secretary, because you're organizing my thoughts and filing them under 'Incredibly Attractive'."

"Did you just delete my logic file? Because when I'm around you, my circuits keep going haywire!"

"Are you a classified FBI file? Because I can't seem to stop investigating your smile."

"Are you an MP3 file? Because every time I see you, my heart beats sync with your rhythm."

"Do you believe in documentation? Because I’d love to file our love under 'Best Ever'!"

"Are you a file transfer? Because I feel an instant connection every time I see you."

"You must be the boss, because my heart just filed for a promotion after seeing you in that tie."

Hey do you work for the TSA?

Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained s**... on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.

So, you file for unemployment here often?

What do you call...

What do you call a group of people, arranged in single file, collecting trash off the ground?

A pick-up line.

Girl you're like a compressed file...

Cause I would like to unzip you

- day 38

Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.

Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.

After filing today, I learned I have quite a strong flexible spending account. Are you flexible?

Let me tell you somethin: if you're filing with me? You're definitely filing a…'10-40.'

What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?

Just relax while we unzip your files.

Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.

There’s nothing like a little file maintenance to keep you on your toes.

I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you.

Need me to unzip your files?

Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!

We can make beautiful .wav files together.

Girl, are you a tax accountant? Cus you make file for an extension