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Top 28 File Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty File pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You're like a 300 dpi file, I'm willing to wait for you.

  2. I'd like to export your file right to my bed.

  3. Are you a compressed file?

    Cause you make me wanna unzip you

  4. Are you a compressed file...

    Cause I'd love to unzip you... xD

  5. Hey, Baby, wanna unzip my files?

  6. Im filing a complaint to Google maps

    For not recommending you for the best place to eat out

  7. Hey baby are you a compressed file?

    Because I would love to unzip you

  8. Are you a compressed file?

    Because I’d love to unzip you.

  9. If you were a computer file...

    You'd be an exe-CUTE-able

  10. Hey baby, I'd send you a dick pic but...

    #the file would be too big.

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So, you file for unemployment here often?

Hey do you work for the TSA?

Because I have several bombs in my bag and if you tell anyone or file a report I will kill you because I have a trained sniper on your head. So it’s best you keep quiet if you want to live. Oh and also, I must be working for the tsa because I have to stop you right there cuz you’re the bomb.

What do you call...

What do you call a group of people, arranged in single file, collecting trash off the ground?

A pick-up line.

Girl you're like a compressed file...

Cause I would like to unzip you

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What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?

Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.

Can you file a workplace safety incident report? I just fell for you.

There’s nothing like a little file maintenance to keep you on your toes.

Just relax while we unzip your files.

Let me tell you somethin: if you're filing with me? You're definitely filing a…'10-40.'

I hope you're an ISO file, because I'd like to mount you.

Need me to unzip your files?

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Working File tinder opener

Lady, you make my pants file for an extension.

Girl, are you a tax accountant? Cus you make file for an extension

After filing today, I learned I have quite a strong flexible spending account. Are you flexible?

Are your pants a compressed file? Because I'd love to unzip them!