Top 15 Tangent Curves Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tangent Curves pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tangent Curves conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

2. I wanna be your derevative...

   Cause I wanna lie tangent to your curves

3. Hey girl, do you have a differentiable curve inside those pants?

   Because my tangent line is gonna touch it in exactly one place

4. I wish I was your derivitive, so I could apply tangent to your curves.

5. Can I take your derivative?

   Because I wanna lay tangent to your curves!

6. Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lay tangent to your curves.

7. Hey babe, can I be the tangent to your curves?

   We would be inseparable

8. Can I be your first derivative?

   Cuz I wanna lie tangent to your curves

9. I wish I was your derivative..

   To be tangent to your curves
   
   Any advice how to improve this old line?

10. I wish I was a derivative

    So that I can lie tangent to your curves.

Funny tangent curves pickup lines

Can I take your derivative?
I don't care if it's a sin, I just wanna lay tangent to those curves.

Can I be your derivative

So that I can lie tangent to your curves?

Can I be the discriminant in your equation?

Cause I wanna be tangent to those curves

I wish I was your derivative, so I could like tangent to your curves.