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Top 27 Derivative Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Derivative pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Derivative conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Lets just say I like to Package your Derivatives.

  2. I would be a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

  3. Hey girl, I'd like to be your derivative so I can lay next to your curves.

  4. Can I take your second derivative? I want to explore your concavities.

  5. I would like the second derivative may investigate the concavity.

  6. Do you know why i think the partial derivative d/du 2•r•sin(u) is exteremely beautiful?


  7. You must be my constant. Because your derivative is 0 which exactly is the number of days I can go without seeing you :)

  8. Can I take your derivative?

    Because I wanna lay tangent to your curves!

  9. Are you the derivative of my graph?

    Because then you would be tangent to me.
    SIKE. I want to see you more than once in my life.
    Please be my integral, so you would fill me from the inside~

  10. Are you a derivative? Because I'd like to lay tangent to your curves.

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Can I be your second derivative?
Cuz I wanna explore your concavities

Can I be your first derivative?

Cuz I wanna lie tangent to your curves

Hey are you a partial derivative

Cause I wanna ∂ with respect to you

I wish I was your derivative..

To be tangent to your curves

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Can I be your derivative

So that I can lie tangent to your curves?

I wish I was a derivative
So that I can lie tangent to your curves.

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

I wish I was your derivative, so I could like tangent to your curves.

If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.

I wish I were your second derivative so i could fill your concavities.

I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

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Do you like my cologne? It’s derived from the musk gland of the industrious beaver.

Instead of being the derivative, id much rather be the secant so i can touch u not only once, but twice

My love for you is like a concave function's positive first derivative, because it's always increasing.