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Top 22 Debt Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Debt chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You know, the national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.

  2. A Lannister always pays his debts precious. So let’s see what gold coins will get me.

  3. Is that your debt ceiling rising or are just happy to see me?

  4. A Lannister always pays his debts. So let’s see what 50 gold coins will get me.

  5. The national debt is the only one that is on the rise.

  6. You must be debt. Cause my interest in you is growing.

  7. Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!

  8. Are you student debt?

    Because you'll be with me forever

  9. Are you University tuition?

    Because I'll always be in your debt

  10. What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

    Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
    But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

    Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
    Her: Taking care of something, she's around

    Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
    Her:How much longer do you have left?
    Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
    Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
    Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

    Her: Yeah
    Me: What high school?
    Her*responds*
    Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
    Her: I think I know of him
    He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
    Her: Not really:
    Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
    Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
    Me:
    if a tree falls in the forest
    And there's no one around to hear it
    Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
    Her: I'd love to
    Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
    Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
    *exchanged numbers*

    Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

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Funny debt pickup lines

You wanna do a COVID-19 with me?
I'll watch you do a spreadie, screw with a million people, catch me, take my breath away then finally leave me with a massive debt and a depression that can't be fixed, leading me to a life of heavy drinking, self isolation and an eventual heroin overdose in a ditch with my mangled, dirty body never to be found without a soul on earth caring.

Are you the national debt clock?

Because you’re making me really nervous and I’d love to watch you go down

I owe you a debt I can never repay

You saved me from dying believing angels only came to earth at Christmastime.

Hey girl are you credit card debt

Cos I'm already knee deep inside of you

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Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I am DEBT FREE!
Now I can afford you!

The good news? I'm debt-free. The better news? I'm also date-free.

Economics Major: The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

You're so hot you could melt my debt snowball.

Just because the national debt is going up doesn't mean I can't go down on you...

The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

Something is rising and it's not the national debt.