Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

If I had a dollar for everytime I've thought of you,

Id only have one cause you've never left my mind.

With you in my life, who needs a million dollars? I already have that.

If I had a dollar for every person I saw as beautiful as you, I would have exactly one dollar.

Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

If I had a dollar...

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you

I would have a dollar

Cuz you've never left my mind

Are you a Prime Time Player baby? Because you're worth millions of dollars.

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips.

Watch my pen p**... your dollar bill.

"If every blush of mine translated to a diamond, darling, you'd be shining brighter than the stars."

If I had a dollar for every time I saw a girl as hot as you

I’d be broke

"Every time you make me blush, I imagine a dollar jar filling up - it's enough to buy the stars for you."

"If I had a dollar for every time I forgot someone's name as beautiful as yours, I'd be rich."

Roses are red!!

Dollar is money, If I am bee, will you be my honey?

"Every time you make me blush, it feels like winning a lottery, but your affection is the real jackpot."

"Your smile must be a costliest treasure, because it brightens up my universe like a million-dollar masterpiece."

If I got a dollar for everything time I thought of you. I would have only 1 dollar because you never leave my mind.

"Hey Nita, if I had a dollar for every time your boyfriend didn't appreciate you, we'd both be rich."

The Koch brothers bet me a million dollars! couldn’t strike up a conversation with the most beautiful girl here. Wanna buy some votes with their money? (Ted Cruz)

"If I had a dollar for every time I noticed you, we could both quit TikTok and buy an island!"

"If I had a penny for each time I get lost in your eyes, I could afford to take you to Paris."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, and my million-dollar yacht won't steer itself."

"Sleep tight, gorgeous. If dreams were dollars, you'd be a billionaire tonight."

"O iko oqo sa laukana na noqu i lavo, ia ke saumi e dua kina, o yago ga." (You're worth a million dollars, but if paid in Fijian currency, it's you.)

"Well, I might not make it rain dollars but my wealth lies in charisma and wit. Care for a gamble?"

"Babe, if every time you sent $99, my heart skipped a beat, I'd be perpetually in cardiac arrest."

"Well, if I had a penny for every time your smile brightened my day, we'd own our private island by now."

"That's a deal then, I'm ready to flash my million-dollar smile! Just don't blame me if you get dazzled too much."

Girl, you must must be 1 million dollars

Cuz I'm sure I'll never have that

"Your smile sparks more excitement in my heart than a million dollar jackpot, care to try your luck with me?"

"Is your name Visa? Because you're everywhere I want to be, especially when you're sending $99 my way."

"If you had a dollar for every crush, you'd probably afford my sense of humor."

"Honey, with the $99 you just sent, you've not only invested in my wallet but also in my heart."

"Just like Spongebob, I wouldn't mind spending all my Bikini Bottom dollars for a date with you."

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought of you

I’d have $1 because I never stop thinking about you:)

"Baby, let's be the currency of love, because every dollar I make is just to see your smile in exotic places."

"If I had a dollar for every time your smile warms my heart, we'd be dining at the world's finest restaurant."

"If I had a dollar for every time you made me blush, I'd have just enough to buy the perfect date with you."

"If I had a dollar for every time I confused you both, I'd be a millionaire by now."

"Are you a mermaid? Because whenever I'm at the beach, I'm always looking for a sand-dollar like you."

"Are you a bank loan? Because with that $99, you've just gained my interest!"

I know a heart cost 1.2 Million dollars but you can have mine for free

"If I had a penny for each time you've charmed me, I'd be rich enough to buy the universe for you."

If I had four quarters for each of the most beautiful people in this world...

You’d be a dollar richer.

"Every dollar I make is just a ticket to explore another part of your captivating beauty."

"I'm Gatsby, sweetheart. My wealth may be in dollars, but my real fortune is finding a good-hearted woman like you."

Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.

Do you take payment

Do you take payment in dollars or inches?

If I had to give a quarter to the 4 prettiest girls on earth,

You’d be a dollar richer

Are you Donald Trump?

Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.

Your body is so out of this world...

I need a billion dollars and a falcon heavy to get in uranus.

(Nerdy pick up line)

What food makes women lose their kiss drive, gain 100 pounds and costs 35 thousand dollars?

Wedding cake.

Hey girl, do you know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

I've never paid 300 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

What are some of the most amazing wired type of questions to ask a woman that you know ?

For instance wired questions such as What would you do if you had to spent a million dollars in a week , and stuff like that

\-Thanks !

If I got a dollar for every time I saw an angel, you would have to pull out your wallet.

Inheriting 10 million dollars doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart

I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?

Hey, I know you. Yeah, you're the woman with the million dollar smile.

See that painting? I'd buy it for you if I had a million dollars.

If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I'd be in a higher tax bracket.

Let me rub you down with hot oil, and I’ll give you something special off my Dollar Menu.

If I had a dollar for every chick I'd seen as hot as you… I'd have one dollar!!

Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar

My aunt died and left me six million dollars with the stipulation that I find a wife by Friday. Would you like to have a drink with me?