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Top 18 Billion Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Billion pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Billion conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. There are 7.8 billion smiles on earth

    And I'm still waiting for yours

  2. 7.594 billion lips on the planet

    And all I can think about is kissing yours

  3. You know, they say there are about 100 billion stars in the milky way.

    And if every single one of them goes out, I wouldn't care because I have you.

  4. There are 14 billion legs approximately in this world,

    But I just wanna be between yours.

  5. 15 Billion Legs in the world

    And i just wanna be between yours.

  6. Feeling like a million dollars is overrated, you could feel a billion dollars tonight.

  7. Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

  8. Baby you're worth more then 1 billion.

  9. There are 14 billion legs in the world

    And I just wanna be between yours.

  10. Roses are red, mangoes are yellow.

    7 billion people, but only you make me feel so mellow.

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Funny billion pickup lines

Hey, you must be the ocean floor
Because I would be down to spend billions to drill you with reckless abandon

Of all the 7.8 billion smiles in the world, my heart still melts seeing yours

Lol this one's a little cringey

Are you even from this planet?

Because 4.54 billion years of evolution is just not enough for such beautiful creation!

Your body is so out of this world...

I need a billion dollars and a falcon heavy to get in uranus.

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Guy: Do you wanna be the sun of my life?

Girl: Ok sure
Guy: Then go stand 13. billion miles away from me

Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in? 

I Wouldn't Pay $2 Billion for the Clippers, but I Would for Dinner with You