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Top 30 Eternity Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Eternity pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Eternity conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage..

    Cause I'd wait an eternity for you at the airport.

  2. Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

    Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  3. Would you like me to rock your world for an eternity?

  4. Are you saved? Cuz I’d like to spend eternity with you.

  5. There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

  6. As the Moon is to the Earth

    You're to me, the one and only one till eternity.

  7. If love is Eternal, I'd never restore you.

  8. If time were beauty

    You would be my eternity

  9. If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.

  10. If I had a rose every time I thought about you,

    I'd be walking through plains of roses for an eternity

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Funny eternity pickup lines

I feel like we're meant to be together
Cos u and i *are* eternally next to each other

If beauty was time...

...you would be eternity.

Hey girl, if you were time

You'd be eternity

Hey, are you my resin?

Because I feel like I've spent an eternity waiting for you and there's still too little of you in my life.

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If beauty were time, you'd be eternity and I'd love to have a tiny piece of your time to dance with you.

Is this dance part of eternal life? Cause this time with you is the greatest gift.

Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.

I am here to share something important to your eternal salvation with you.

My love for you is like a garnet – eternally.

Please accept this Kunzite stone, because it represents my eternal love for you.

You must be an emerald, because I see eternal youth.

I want you for always…days, years, eternities.

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Working Eternity tinder opener

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
Boy: "I'm gay."

Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.

John 3:16, I want an eternal life with you.

We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.

A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.