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Top 30 Eternity Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Eternity chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey Girl are you my checked in luggage..

    Cause I'd wait an eternity for you at the airport.

  2. Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

    Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

  3. Would you like me to rock your world for an eternity?

  4. Are you saved? Cuz I’d like to spend eternity with you.

  5. There may be no such thing as eternal bliss but I can offer you two-and-half-minutes of perfunctory pleasure.

  6. Hey baby, are from Heaven?

    Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.

    O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.

    However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

  7. If you were the iron rod, I would hold on to you for all eternity.

  8. If I had a rose every time I thought about you,

    I'd be walking through plains of roses for an eternity

  9. Are you hell?

    Because your really hot and I want to spend eternity with you

  10. I feel like we're meant to be together

    Cos u and i *are* eternally next to each other

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What is a Eternity pickup line?

Funny eternity pickup lines

If beauty was time...
...you would be eternity.

Are you an eternal sleep?

Because you look like an answer to all of my problems

Hey girl, if you were time

You'd be eternity

If beauty were time, you'd be eternity and I'd love to have a tiny piece of your time to dance with you.

Is this dance part of eternal life? Cause this time with you is the greatest gift.

Are you the iron rod? Because I wanna hold onto you for the rest of eternity.

I am here to share something important to your eternal salvation with you.

My love for you is like a garnet – eternally.

Please accept this Kunzite stone, because it represents my eternal love for you.

You must be an emerald, because I see eternal youth.

I was going to gather all seven Dragon Balls so that I could summon the Eternal Dragon, but now I don't have to. Anything I could wish for is right in front of me.

I want you for always…days, years, eternities.

I will spend an eternity loving you, caring for you, respecting you, showing you every day that I hold you as high as the stars.

People of Eternia! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny to join with this beautiful woman standing before my empty eye-sockets! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as He-Man himself bears witness to it. Now. I, Skeletor, will make this woman my eternal lover! YES! Yes... I feel it, the sexual tension... fills me. Yes, I feel the tension within me! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER!

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.

Girl: "In all of my years, I've never laid eyes on a more attractive, sensitive, and understanding man. With all of my heart, I adore you. Your eyes are pools of heavenly water, teeming with life and love; your succulent smile crafted as elegantly as Mona Lisa's. Your words could move nations; your voice could soothe beasts. Do me the ultimate pleasure of accepting my eternal devotion to you."
Boy: "I'm gay."

Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.

John 3:16, I want an eternal life with you.

We should carbon date because our half-life would approach eternity.

A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.