44 Donald Pick Up lines And Rizz

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Is Donald Trump the President of Heaven? Cuz it looks they deported an angel.
Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!
Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?
I'm Donald trump and you're a member of ISIS...

First order of business will be me taking you out
I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast
I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

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I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

You can call me Donald Duck...because I'm not wearing any pants.

Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

How would you like to be the subject of my latest tweet?

Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I'll straighten it right out.

Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?

If you aren't Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?

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You know what they say about big hands.

Rosie O'Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get disgusting with you.

Go ahead, ruffle my hair.

You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is going on a date with me.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like my daughter? It's a compliment, trust me.

You're too beautiful to be real, just like global warming.

If you were my girl, I'd let you delete all the emails you wanted.

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Is your kiss ISIS? Because I'm gonna destroy it

Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

Want a Tic-Tac?

How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?

I’d like to do to you what I did to New Hampshire

If you were Mexican, I'd oppose the wall.

Wanna see my Zogby poll?

Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved

I’ll name all of my buildings after you if you change your name to Trump.

Give me your number or else I’ll start a nonsensical feud with you.

Nice dress, can I deport you from it?

I've got a big d**.... It’s HUUUGE. It’s TREMENDOUS!

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Let's make a kiss tape together. I promise I won't tell anyone, unless you cross me.

Don’t play games with me because my suit is always Trump.

Are you MC Donald's?

Cause I'm loving it<3

Drunk women are disgusting. By the way, I am going to win the drunk woman vote. (Donald Trump)

Are you Donald Trump?

Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.

I’ll make your love life great again.

Are you donald trump?

Cause you look as sweet as a peach

Are you Donald Trump?

Because you sure trump the competition.

IS YOUR BODY MC DONALD'S?

Because, I'm lovin' it

Sir Donald Munger: "Tell me, Commander, how far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds?"
James Bond: "Well, hardest substance found in nature, they cut glass, suggest marriages, I suppose it replaced the dog as the girl's best friend. That's about it."

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In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Donald love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Donald chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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