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Top 44 Donald Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Donald pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Donald conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Heidi Klum might no longer be a 10, but you sure are!

  2. Is Donald Trump the President of Heaven? Cuz it looks they deported an angel.

  3. Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

  4. I'm Donald trump and you're a member of ISIS...

    First order of business will be me taking you out

  5. I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

  6. I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

  7. I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

  8. You can call me Donald Duck...because I'm not wearing any pants.

  9. Don’t worry, the carpet doesn’t match the drapes.

  10. How would you like to be the subject of my latest tweet?

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It’s okay, I don’t need to see your birth certificate.

Bring your crooked Hillary over here, I'll straighten it right out.

Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?

You know what they say about big hands.

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Rosie O'Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get disgusting with you.

You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is going on a date with me.

Go ahead, ruffle my hair.

Has anyone ever told you that you look like my daughter? It's a compliment, trust me.

You're too beautiful to be real, just like global warming.

I promise I won't fire you until you come at least three times.

If you were my girl, I'd let you delete all the emails you wanted.

Is your kiss ISIS? Because I'm gonna destroy it

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How would you like to climb aboard the Combover Express?

Want a Tic-Tac?

I’d like to do to you what I did to New Hampshire

If you were Mexican, I'd oppose the wall.

Wanna see my Zogby poll?

I’ll name all of my buildings after you if you change your name to Trump.

Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved

Give me your number or else I’ll start a nonsensical feud with you.

Nice dress, can I deport you from it?

I've got a big dong. It’s HUUUGE. It’s TREMENDOUS!

Let's make a kiss tape together. I promise I won't tell anyone, unless you cross me.