Top 15 Donor Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Donor pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

   Because I want to give my heart to you

2. I'm no organ donor, but...

   I'd love to give you my heart.

3. I'm not an organ donor

   But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

4. I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

5. Is it permissible to masticate and consume the genetic donors of your binary species during copulation?

6. Girl, I ain't no organ donor

   But I can give you my heart

7. Are you an organ donor?

   Because I'm after your heart.

8. Hey, are you an organ donor?

   Cause I want your heart

9. Did you just fall from heaven? Because you look like an angel donor. (Dr. Ben Carson)

10. Im not an organ donor but....

    I can give you my heart

Funny donor pickup lines

I’m no Organ Donor
But I’d be Happy to Give you my Heart.

I'm a heart donor

And dead inside so please accept my heart.

Are you an organ donor?

“Yes.” - That makes sense cause you seem like the type of girl who would give their heart away.

“No.” - that’s crazy cause I can see you being the kind of girl who’d give their heart away.

I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an organ donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.)