Top 12 Donor Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Donor pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

   Because I want to give my heart to you

2. I'm no organ donor, but...

   I'd love to give you my heart.

3. I'm not an organ donor

   But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

4. I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

5. Is it permissible to masticate and consume the genetic donors of your binary species during copulation?

6. Girl, I ain't no organ donor

   But I can give you my heart

7. Im not an organ donor but....

   I can give you my heart

8. I’m no Organ Donor

   But I’d be Happy to Give you my Heart.

9. I'm a heart donor

   And dead inside so please accept my heart.

10. Are you an organ donor?

    “Yes.” - That makes sense cause you seem like the type of girl who would give their heart away.
    
    “No.” - that’s crazy cause I can see you being the kind of girl who’d give their heart away.

Funny donor pickup lines

I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an organ donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.)

I am an organ donor, need anything?