Top 50 Volunteers Pick Up lines

Are you a refugee? Because you must have fled from heaven.

Are you a volunteer? Because your existence gives me peace.

Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

Are you in Peace Corps? Because I love your patience and positive attitude.

Are you taking malaria prophylaxis? Because you've been Doxycycline through my mind all night long.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or would you like me to conduct an RCT with treatment and control groups?

Do you have a staph infection, or are you just blushing since I walked in the room?

Do you have any Cambodian/Kenyan/Haitian in you? Would you like some?

Do you like piñata parties and getting caught in the rain?

Do you work for the World Food Programme? Because you got me starving for your attention.

Don't worry, baby. The safe word is “Kony.”

Give your hands to serve and your hearts to love.

Have you ever considered making a difference in other people's life? Well you already did to my life.

Hey baby, come take a shower with me, so we can do some participatory M&E on our WASH practices.

Hey baby, I like my women like I like my anthropology. Thick and cultural.

Hey baby, I'm going to make you MDG #9 and give you 100%-access to my love.

You look a lot like my next volunteer.

Hey, girl. I'm Mr. Human Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

How do you spell your name? I want to make sure I have it spelled correctly on the registration form.

I am a lifeguard and the Red Cross has certified me as a fully trained love machine. Would you like any lessons?

I am Type O-negative. Your perfect match.

I couldn't help but notice you at the shelter cluster meeting. Why don't you take refuge at my place tonight?

I Ecua-dor you!

I hear there's grant money out there for family planning. Let's do a joint scoping mission.

I hear you really enjoy apple juice and Graham Crackers! Maybe you can come to the grocery run with me and we can pick up some for you.

I heard as a Peace Corps volunteer you have to adjust to the many new and different situations. How about this one?

I hope you are CPR certified, because you just stopped my heart.

I know you must be injured after falling from heaven but you don't have to worry. I am First Aid certified.

I think about you at least 50 times per diem.

I thought robust started with an 'r'. Why does mine start with 'u'?

I volunteer as tribute to take you out on a date.

I volunteer to love you.

I'd be great in a hostage situation. There's a lot I can do with my hands tied behind my back.

I'd like to buy you some donuts, so we can see some real bottom-up development, if you know what I mean.

I'd love to have you on my volunteer team.

I'm a disaster and need UN assistance right now. I need U. Now.

I'm not looking to put a ring on it, baby. I'm all about the low overhead.

If your beauty is the canned food drive, there will be no hungry family in America.