"I've got a deck with all the numbers, two jokers, yet missing a queen. Could you fill that spot because you're no less than royalty."

"Do you have a map? Because I've been searching for my missing queen and I believe my journey ends with you."

"You're volunteering to help on my project? Well, I can't wait to explore the chemistry between us, academically and otherwise."

"In a deck full of numbers and jokers, I'm missing my queen. Would you be my perfect match?"

"I've got a deck with all the cards, except one queen. Could you fill that royal vacancy?"

"Playing life's game, but it seems I'm one queen short. Would you volunteer for this royal position?"

"I've got every card in the deck, but my game isn't complete without a queen. Fancy being the missing piece?"

"Impressive! Would your kitchen happen to need a taste-tester? Because I volunteer."

"I've got a kingdom, but it feels like a democracy without my queen. Would you like to change that?"

Sounds like you need a massage after all that tiredness. I volunteer as tribute! How about a virtual one for now?

"If you need help holding those beauties, I’d gladly volunteer—I have a steady hand and a soft heart!"

"In this game of life, I have all the cards from 2 to ace, even two jokers. But, my queen is missing. Mind completing my deck?"

"In the chess game of life, I'm a king without a queen. Could you be the one to checkmate my heart?"

Did you just volunteer as tribute? Because I'm willing to risk it all for you.

Well, if you ever need someone to help you pick out new underwear, I volunteer as tribute! 😉

"Wow, some friend! Guess you'll need a charming knight to save your evening. Mind if I volunteer?"

"If you were a tribute, I’d volunteer as your protector—together, we’d conquer the arena of love."

"Seems my kingdom's incomplete, missing a queen to make it perfect. Would you grace this humble king with your presence?"

"Ever tried steamy showers with someone who adores your every curve? I volunteer for that pleasure."

"My kingdom is rich, my heart is vast, but I am missing a queen to complete my royal flush. Any volunteers?"

"If you were in the Hunger Games, I’d volunteer as tribute just to win your heart."

"With those heart-shaped covers, it seems you’re ready to steal hearts—mind if I volunteer mine?"

"My life is a deck of cards, full of hearts and diamonds, but I'm missing a queen. Care to fill the role?"

"I'm the king of my world, but it's only half complete... care to be my missing queen?"

"Busy? Sounds like she’s trying to break the world record for juggling responsibilities! I’d volunteer to be her motivational clown. 🎪😄"

"My life's a chessboard and I'm just a king looking for his queen. Fancy taking on the role?"

I hear there's grant money out there for family planning. Let's do a joint scoping mission.

No time is better spent in the service of your fellow man.

I heard as a Peace Corps volunteer you have to adjust to the many new and different situations. How about this one?

I hope you are CPR certified, because you just stopped my heart.

I know you must be injured after falling from heaven but you don't have to worry. I am First Aid certified.

I lost my phone number, could I have yours on this volunteer registration card?

I think about you at least 50 times per diem.

I thought robust started with an 'r'. Why does mine start with 'u'?

I volunteer as tribute to take you out on a date.

I volunteer to love you.

I'd be great in a hostage situation. There's a lot I can do with my hands tied behind my back.

I'd like to buy you some donuts, so we can see some real bottom-up development, if you know what I mean.

I'd love to have you on my volunteer team.

I'm not looking to put a ring on it, baby. I'm all about the low overhead.

If your beauty is the canned food drive, there will be no hungry family in America.

If your beauty is the toy drive, all the kids in America will be happy.

Just like Bono, I want to push you closer and closer to The Edge.

LDC camp taught you impressive leadership skills, because you just led my heart to yours.

Let me get this mirror, so you can see yourself in our volunteer program?

Let me into your bed, and I'll be your Haiyan all night long.

Let's go back to my place so you can investigate my low hanging fruit (deliberately ambiguous if spoken by a man or woman).

My heart beeps for you!

My love for you is like the can vegetable – convenient and last for a long time.

Now that you are a new member I would like to give you the opportunity to get involved.

Scrubby Bear is no match for you, because your smile is infectious.

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service to others.

The UN must be missing an M&E Officer, because you've been monitoring me all night.

There is no way you have experienced a power outage. Your beauty illuminates everything.

There's some serious flooding going on in the north of Thailand. I suggest we take shelter at my place and Bangkok.

This ain't no participatory process baby, you're coming home with me right now.

This first date has been pretty successful so far. Now let's bring it to scale.

UNAIDS, UNOCHA, UNHCR. There's something missing from all of this. UN me.

Volunteers are love in motion.

We must be a perfect match. You love to serve, and I love to be served...

We'd better call the disaster response team, because I think I just felt the earth shake beneath me.

You don't need a reason to help people.

You look like just the person to help me scale up what I've got going on down below.

You must be a hurricane, because you just swept me off my feet.

You must be a Red Cross volunteer because you just saved my life.

You must be tired, because you've been running around the field all day.

You must have received Red Cross lifeguarding training because I was drowning until you arrived.

Your body is a wonderland that I'm gonna need security clearance to evaluate.

Your presence here is having a significant effect on me.

We gotta stop with the whole Easterly-Sachs thing, and get more like Rigby-Yeoh.

Let me be your logframe of love.

Do you know how I can volunteer with the Sunday School? I really love kids.

When I'm not leading my group, I also volunteer at the abandoned old folks home.

You don't need to worry about my sustainability. I can go all night.

After one night with me, you'll be going all Dambisa on me, screaming Moyo, Moyo, Moyo.

Are you a Measles Champion? Because you just eradicated all of my problems.

Are you a refugee? Because you must have fled from heaven.

Are you a volunteer? Because your existence gives me peace.

Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.

Are you looking for a volunteer? Because I am the Right Person for the Right Job.

Are you taking malaria prophylaxis? Because you've been Doxycycline through my mind all night long.

Can I borrow a micro-kiss? I promise I'll give it right back with a lot of interest.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or would you like me to conduct an RCT with treatment and control groups?

My smoke alarm is not be working because you are on fire.

Do you have a staph infection, or are you just blushing since I walked in the room?

Do you have any Cambodian/Kenyan/Haitian in you? Would you like some?

Do you have foreign aid? Because I just fell into a poverty trap.

Do you like piñata parties and getting caught in the rain?

Don't worry, baby. The safe word is “Kony.”

From the bottom up and the top down, you got development in all the right places.

Give your hands to serve and your hearts to love.

Have you ever considered making a difference in other people's life? Well you already did to my life.

Hey baby, come take a shower with me, so we can do some participatory M&E on our WASH practices.

Hey baby, I like my women like I like my anthropology. Thick and cultural.

Hey baby, I'm going to make you MDG #9 and give you 100%-access to my love.

Hey baby, you're hitting all the right indicators. It's time to take this to the field.

You look a lot like my next volunteer.

How do you spell your name? I want to make sure I have it spelled correctly on the registration form.

I am a lifeguard and the Red Cross has certified me as a fully trained love machine. Would you like any lessons?

I am Type O-negative. Your perfect match.

I couldn't help but notice you at the shelter cluster meeting. Why don't you take refuge at my place tonight?

I Ecua-dor you!