Baby, I got 99 problems and the oppression faced by your community that disallows us from being together is one of them.

We don't have to worry about leaving carbon footprints when we're horizontal.

You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

Nothing turns me on more than you being against the oppressive system.

Baby I don't use chlorofluorocarbon, but I bet you and I can still turn up the heat.

Let's erase these borders and negotiate a one-state solution.

You take my heart when you take the streets.

I hadn't experienced real privilege until I met you.

Rose are red. Violets are Blue. Smashing the patrirarchy makes me super attracted to you.

I don't wanna stop protesting...but you're absolutely arresting.

My preferred gender pronouns happen to be 'us' and 'we'.

As a firm believer in community action I'd like to help you with my volunteer member.

Baby, you're like an Engel from heaven that left a Marx in my heart. Be my manifesto.

I'm all for equality but there's one place I like to be on top.

Hey babe, let's do it twice & you can call it recycling.

Race and gender aren't the only things about to get intersectional tonight!

Are you from tenessee? Because I think I recognize you from an anti fracking direct action.

Baby you must been tired cause you've been marching for equality in my mind all day.

I'll stand in solidarity with you. Can I hold your hand too?

You're audience I want to target with love and affection.

I didn't bring you roses because it's not the season and contributes to neo-colonialism.

Hey baby, while we're celebrating Labor Unions today why don't we make our own union?

Let's take this protest to my place.

You're at the top of my progressive stack.

Do you want to take this movement from the streets to some movement in the sheets?

Is that a chemtrail or am I in a love fog?

Would you like to redistribute resources by taking me out to dinner?

I’d invite you to my place, but I don’t believe in private property.

So do you want to make it official and co-author a paper together?

Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.

Girl, you’re so beautiful,

If your were in a museum, climate change activists would vandalize you.

I love you more than Antonin Scalia loved depriving people of their basic human rights.

You're so pretty, it isn't Freire.

I hope you don't find this too forward, but I'm a firm believer in direct action.

I'm underrepresented. In your pants.

So which of the two vegan restaurants owned by community members should we go out to?

I'm sorry but I think you're against EPA regulations, you're too fracking sexy.

My feminism is inclusive, especially of you.

Somebody get me a human rights lawyer, 'cos being without you is cruel and unusual punishment.

The only privilege I'm interested in is spending time with you.

I could listen to you discuss your efforts to dismantle the patriarchy all night long.

Hey baby, I just found out our shirts were manufactured in unfair working conditions; let's take them off.

Hey baby, let's get informed & enthusiastic.

Of course you're beautiful. I don't believe in colonized standards of beauty.

Nobody’s in charge of this thing, just like nobody’s in charge of our bodies, baby.

Baby, I fell for you bell hooks, line, and sinker.

Radical intimacies will sustain our movements.

You had me at "Hand Up Don't Shoot"

Girl, you won't be the baby factory tonight.

Is that an uplifted picket sign, or are you just happy to see me?

If you're asking for action, my answer is affirmative.

You don't have to be nice to those who believe you don't have rights. And baby, you have every right to be in my bed tonight.

I’ll show you my ironic protest sign if you’ll show me yours.

We've had a run-on discussion for 36 hours this week and I think you're really attractive.

Let's Occupy the Night together.

Is that a huge banner in your pocket, or are u just happy to see me?

You're hotter than this issue that we are protesting.

I'm a socialist in the streets but an anarchist in the sheets.

How would you like to park your privilege at my place tonight.

I bet you look beautiful in plastic handcuffs.

You made a strategic strike straight to my heart.

I come in peace, but I mean business.

Come and occupy my bed, we can be the 100%.

Rose are red. Violets are Blue. Smashing the establishment makes me super attracted to you.

Ayy girl lemme boost your cause.

I see you're down with the Revolution, Liberation, and struggle. Here's my number for when you wanna cuddle.

Girl your silence will not protect you, so you better moan as loud as you can tonight.