Top 50 Gardener Pick Up lines
Are you a gardener and looking for pick up lines? Use these pick up lines about gardeners to help you flirt with other gardeners. Are you a gardener, are you a garden, are you a gardener. These pick up lines about gardeners will help you flirt with other gardeners. Impress and make your loved gardeners smile!
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If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.
Hope she says yes
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If I were your gardener...
I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together
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Hey girl, do you garden?
Because I'm looking for someone who likes to get down and dirty
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I'd love to get into your plants!
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Wait until you see my tangerines.
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I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.
Working short gardener pickup lines to impress a girl
I love a man with a raised bed.
I would go gardening but I left all my hoes for you
Didnt work but it sounds cool
Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?
I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.
Roses are red, violets are blue
Sunflowers are yellow, I bet u were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.
Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?
gardener Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
I can’t wait to show you my private garden.
Can I rake your front yard?
You’re so dirty.
Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?
Can I trim your bushes?
You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.
Hey sweetheart, do you like gardening?
How about you plant your tulips on mine?
gardener Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.
I can s**... a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.
If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?
I like your melons, can I taste them?
I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.
How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?
There’s something so organic to the way you use your hands.
Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?
Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a c**....
I don't want no royal kingdom, but I sure want a piece of your secret garden.
Girl, no chicken wire is going to protect you from my c**... entering your garden.
If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.
gardener Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.
I know what you’re thinking, and no, I don’t wear this during s**..., but I do leave it idling in the corner, for the carbon monoxide buzz. (Leaf Blower)
So roosters are also called c**...? That’s funny.
Babe, I want to explore deep into your Chao garden for Chao eggs.
To me, a bouquet is just a metaphor for group s**....
Do you garden? I will go down on your tulips.
Girl are you a flower? Because this social butterfly wants sweet nectar from your garden tonight.
Excuse me, is this pine cone bothering you? Do you need me to blow it straight to h**...? (Leaf Blower)
My tiller run so smooth.
Do you ever talk dirty? 'Cause I just soiled my pants.
Most flowers are bisexual, and I see you came here with a friend.
If we’d share a garden, we’d put our tulips together.
If you were a garden, I would dig you to plant trees.
Girl, my hungry caterpillar wants to feast into your secret garden. So it could become a fully grown butterfly.
Will you let me water your bushes?
Do you like gardening?
I think we should start a family tree
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Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Gardener phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.