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Top 50 Gardener Pick Up lines

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  1. If I got a rose each time I thought about you I'd keep walking in my garden forever.

    Hope she says yes

  2. If I were your gardener...

    I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

  3. I'd love to get into your plants!

  4. Wait until you see my tangerines.

  5. I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

  6. I love a man with a raised bed.

  7. Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  8. I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

  9. How about you and me turnip in your bed?

  10. I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.

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Funny gardener pickup lines

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

I can’t wait to show you my private garden.

Can I rake your front yard?

You’re so dirty.

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Can I trim your bushes?

You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.

You could plant some seeds in my back garden!

I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.

I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?

I like your melons, can I taste them?

I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.

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Working Gardener tinder opener

There’s something so organic to the way you use your hands.

Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.

My tiller run so smooth.

Do you ever talk dirty? 'Cause I just soiled my pants.

Will you let me water your bushes?

Do you like gardening?

I think we should start a family tree

I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants...

I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?

If I were a gardener...

You’d be my hoe.

I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.