Top 8 Abraham Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Abraham conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Abraham pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.
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Hey are you Abraham Lincoln?
Cuz there’s an uprising down south.
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Hey gurl, are you Abraham?
Cuz I wanna bless you with many children.
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I broke Abraham’s covenant with god, wanna see?
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Hey girl, you Abraham Lincoln cause I really wanna save our Union.
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My beard is the same length as Abraham Lincoln's was on his 7th birthday.
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Are you Abraham Lincoln?
Because youre causing an uprising down south.
Working short abraham pickup lines to impress a girl
Abraham Lincoln
Hey girl are you Abraham Lincoln? Cause you're starting an uprising down south.
Hey baby, did it hurt?
"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)
When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?
Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory
Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Abraham phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Abraham lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.