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Top 11 Johnson Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Johnson pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.

  2. Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!

  3. Hey , you got Covid? Cuz you gonna get some Johnson tonight

  4. Do you like Basketball?

    Because I would like to show you my Magic Johnson

  5. Don’t use in a real situation!

    If Dwayne Johnson was on your right and I was on your left, I guess you could say that your stuck between a rock and a hard place.

  6. Are you Brian Johnson?

    Because you shook me all night long

  7. Are you from Johnson and Johnson?

    Because you're as gentle to the eyes as pure water

  8. Hey there, I’m detective “Johnson”

    And you seem to meet the description of my reports.

    -a stellar face
    -a killer body
    -legs to kill for

    and you’re concealing something suspicious in your shirt,

    Im going to need to frisk you and bring you in for a one on one interrogation.

  9. A girl once told me about the ‘Dwayne Johnson Rule’.

    The rule as she explained it, was that in order to determine if something is suitable to say to a female, you must first ask yourself: “would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?”

    “So I’m gunna use it here. You have an insane body!”

  10. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? You know, speaking of smiles, they say Chris Johnson has the best one in the NFL!

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