11 Johnson Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of good and highly effective Johnson rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about johnson, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.
Best Working Johnson Pickup Lines
A good Johnson hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !
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Do you like basketball? Why I want to show my Magic Johnson.
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Is your name Dwayne Johnson? Because you Rock my world!
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Hey , you got Covid? Cuz you gonna get some Johnson tonight
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Do you like Basketball?
Because I would like to show you my Magic Johnson
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Don’t use in a real situation!
If Dwayne Johnson was on your right and I was on your left, I guess you could say that your stuck between a rock and a hard place.
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Are you Brian Johnson?
Because you shook me all night long

Short and cute johnson pickup lines to impress a girl
Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about johnson are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.
Are you from Johnson and Johnson?
Because you're as gentle to the eyes as pure water
Hey there, I’m detective “Johnson”
And you seem to meet the description of my reports.
-a stellar face
-a killer body
-legs to kill for
and you’re concealing something suspicious in your shirt,
Im going to need to frisk you and bring you in for a one on one interrogation.
A girl once told me about the ‘Dwayne Johnson Rule’.
The rule as she explained it, was that in order to determine if something is suitable to say to a female, you must first ask yourself: “would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson?”
“So I’m gunna use it here. You have an insane body!”
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? You know, speaking of smiles, they say Chris Johnson has the best one in the NFL!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Johnson love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Johnson chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.