Top 12 Moses Pick Up lines

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1. Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

2. They call me moses because I can spread that pussy like water!

3. Call me Moses

   Because I want to part your legs like he part the Red Sea ;)

4. Are you Moses?

   Cos I want you to part my legs like the Red Sea

5. Red is for roses

   Green is for grass
   
   I feel like Moses
   
   When push apart your ass

6. Are you on your period?

   Because much like Moses, I’ll split the Red Sea.

7. I'm Moses and your legs are the Red Sea

   I'm gonna be spreading them today

8. Are you moses?

   Because you are definitely moving my red sea.

9. You can call me Moses... Cheesy Pickup Line

   Because I can split your Red Sea.

10. Damn girl, is your ass the red Sea?

    Because I'm feeling like Moses.

Funny moses pickup lines

How bout I play moses and u play with my staff

I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream "Let my people go!"