Top 9 Moses Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Moses pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Moses tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Like Moses led his people out of Egypt, I want to lead you out of being single.

2. Call me Moses

   Because I want to part your legs like he part the Red Sea ;)

3. Are you Moses?

   Cos I want you to part my legs like the Red Sea

4. Are you on your period?

   Because much like Moses, I’ll split the Red Sea.

5. Are you moses?

   Because you are definitely moving my red sea.

6. I'm Moses and your legs are the Red Sea

   I'm gonna be spreading them today

7. You can call me Moses... Cheesy Pickup Line

   Because I can split your Red Sea.

8. How bout I play moses and u play with my staff

9. I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream "Let my people go!"