Top 50 Jesus Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Jesus pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Jesus conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Jesus turns water into wine
I can turn your girl into mine
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Is your name Jesus?
Coz you getting nailed tonight.
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I like my girls how I like jesus
Tied to a cross
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Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.
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Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.
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Hey girl are you Jesus?…
…cuz i wanna nail you against some wood.
eh kinda works -
You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.
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Hey are you Jesus? Because I wanna nail you good.
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Jesus loves me, one day you will too!
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Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.
Funny jesus pickup lines
Have you met little Jesus?
I know you've accepted Jesus into your heart, but is there room for me?
I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...
So I heard Jesus called you.. Mind if I do the same?
If Jesus could turn water into wine
It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.
Girl, you must be Jesus
Because you’re giving me a res-erection
Jesus can turn water into wine.
But i can turn your mother into mine.
If Jesus could turn water into wine
Could I turn you into mine ;))
Jesus turned water into wine...
But i can turn you into mine
They say Jesus turned water into wine, but all I wanna do is turn you into mine <3
Girl, I must be Jesus cause I need to be inside you.
Have you accepted in your heart that Jesus cannot help you because he's not real?
Hey girl, are you Jesus?
Cause I wanna nail you :)
I'm the opposite of Jesus; instead of holes in my hands, I want my hands in your holes!
Are you jesus?
cause i wanna nail you
Hey girl are you Jesus?
You keep crossing my mind
Even Jesus couldn’t give you up for 40 days.
Roses are red, Violets are blue
Jesus turned water into wine,
Im just tryna turn you into mine
I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.
Are you related to Jesus? Because you're pretty good with getting nailed.
Jesus couldn't make it, so do you want to eat me instead?
Jesus turned water into wine
Me and you can turn Wine into a good time
Are you jesus?
Cuz I wanna nail you to death