93 Jesus Pick Up lines And Rizz

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Jesus turns water into wine

I can turn your girl into mine
Is your name Jesus?

Coz you getting nailed tonight.
I like my girls how I like jesus

Tied to a cross
Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.
Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.
Hey girl are you Jesus?…

…cuz i wanna nail you against some wood.

eh kinda works

Here are 93 jesus pick up lines for her and flirty jesus rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your jesus rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny jesus pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty jesus joke for a great chat response.

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about jesus are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.

Hey are you Jesus? Because I wanna nail you good.

Jesus loves me, one day you will too!

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

I know you've accepted Jesus into your heart, but is there room for me?

I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...

Are you Jesus?

Cuz I wanna nail you.

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So I heard Jesus called you.. Mind if I do the same?

Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!

If Jesus could turn water into wine
It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.

Girl, you must be Jesus

Because you’re giving me a res-e**...

Jesus can turn water into wine.

But i can turn your mother into mine.

If Jesus could turn water into wine

Could I turn you into mine ;))

They say Jesus turned water into wine, but all I wanna do is turn you into mine <3

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Girl, I must be Jesus cause I need to be inside you.

Have you accepted in your heart that Jesus cannot help you because he's not real?

If jesus turns water into wine

Could I turn you into mine?

Hey girl, are you Jesus?

Cause I wanna nail you :)

Haha, well, I guess you'd have to compete with all his followers for Jesus' affection! Good luck with that! 😄

Wow, sounds like an intense dream! Maybe it means you're destined for great things. I'd love to hear more about it sometime.

"Is your name Jesus? Because you just turned my water into wine with that smile."

Wow, even in your dreams, you're surrounded by heavenly figures. I'd love to be there to lift you up too.

Hey girl are you Jesus?

You keep crossing my mind

"Are you a prayer? Because every time I think of you, I feel blessed beyond measure."

Are you jesus?

cause i wanna nail you

I'm the opposite of Jesus; instead of holes in my hands, I want my hands in your holes!

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Whoa, that's intense! Maybe next time Jesus can teach you some dance moves too, I hear he's got great rhythm!

Even Jesus couldn’t give you up for 40 days.

Jesus may be your crush, but I'm here to turn water into wine... or at least make a killer playlist. Let's grab a virtual drink sometime! 🍷

" If I were Jesus, you'd be my Mary Magdalene - a beacon of love and grace."

Well, I hope I can compete with Jesus for your affection. I may not walk on water, but I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich. 😄

Roses are red, Violets are blue
Jesus turned water into wine,
Im just tryna turn you into mine

Haha, imagine if Jesus actually had a girlfriend. I wonder what their first date would be like - turning water into wine? 🍷

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears like Jesus in a crowd.

"You're the Mary Magdalene to my Jesus - ready to start our own divine love story?"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te with that cross around your neck!

That's pretty powerful stuff. Maybe it's a sign of good things to come. I'd love to chat more about dreams and what they mean.

I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

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Jesus turned water into wine

Me and you can turn Wine into a good time

Are you related to Jesus? Because you're pretty good with getting nailed.

I think if Jesus did have a girlfriend, he'd be pretty understanding about needing some alone time... like 40 days and 40 nights alone time.

Jesus couldn't make it, so do you want to eat me instead?

Are you jesus?

Cuz I wanna nail you to death

Haha, sounds like you had a heavenly experience! Next time, ask Jesus for winning lottery numbers for me, okay? 😉

Are you a Christian girl?

Because I want to make you leak holy water.

Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.

True, Jesus might have some divine qualities that make him a tough act to follow. But hey, who needs miracles when you've got charm and wit, right? 😉

Are you Jesus from Nazareth?

Because I want to nail you so hard

I like my boys how I like Jesus

I’m atheist. Hey, girl

Are you a believer in love? Because I think we were meant to cross paths like Jesus on the cross.

Jesus can turn water into wine

But I’d like to make you mine

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Is your name Jesus? Because you have me saying "Oh my God" every time I see you!

You be the fish and I'll be the loaves. Let's let Jesus make a miracle out of us.

Is your nick name Jesus because you just healed my heart.

That sounds like quite the dream! Maybe next time I can join you and we can both experience a divine awakening together.

You're equivalent to Jesus.

You're all I get on my knees for, and you're definitely getting nailed.

"With your big heart and faith, it’s clear you were meant to brighten the lives of those around you."

Maybe she's an angel! 😇 Just kidding. But seriously, who do you think could handle dating someone with that many followers?

Hey girl are you Jesus

Cause you will come twice

OR

Cause I will make you come twice.

"Are you a miracle? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like it's walking on water."

You must be the lord and savior, cause Jesus Christ you’re hot!

Haha, well at least your crush is a real person! Imagine if you were into fictional characters like SpongeBob or Kermit the Frog. 😂

"If I was Jesus, you'd be my Mary Magdalene - let's create some miracles together."

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"Just as Jesus turned water into wine, you've turned my life into something divine."

Hey baby, it took Jesus 3 days to rise again, I only need 3 minutes.

Are you Jesus?

Coz i wanna nail you SO bad

Hey girl, You're like Jesus - a generous carpenter

Cuz you're giving me wood.

I like my girls how I like Jesus baby

Dead.....

I'm hung like Jesus, so why don't you nail me?

Girl, Jesus died for our sins...

So let’s sin.

Hey girl, are you Jesus Christ?

Because I wanna nail you

Are you Jesus?

Because I need some of that holy water

Baby I'd nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.

I claim you in the name of JESUS!

Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.

You like Jesus? I like Jesus! we could go like Jesus together…

You know Jesus!? Me too!!!

I may not be Jesus, but you can still nail me.

They say when two are gathered in his name in prayer, Jesus is there, want to see if Jesus will pay us a visit?

Jesus invited me over to His house tomorrow. Wanna come along?

Jesus may not come a second time, but I sure can!

It's easter - Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work!

Think of me as the Anti-Jesus. You won't be able to walk after I've finished with you.

You be the fish and I'll be the looves. Let's let Jesus make a miracle out of us.

My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know hiim, Jesus, yeah, that's his name.

Hey girl. I heard Jesus called you. Mind I do the same?

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