Top 50 Jesus Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Jesus pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Jesus turns water into wine

   I can turn your girl into mine

2. Is your name Jesus?

   Coz you getting nailed tonight.

3. I like my girls how I like jesus

   Tied to a cross

4. Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.

5. Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

6. Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.

7. You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.

8. Jesus loves me, one day you will too!

9. Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

10. Have you met little Jesus?

Funny jesus pickup lines

I know you've accepted Jesus into your heart, but is there room for me?

I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...

So I heard Jesus called you.. Mind if I do the same?

Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!

Girl, you must be Jesus

Because you’re giving me a res-erection

If Jesus could turn water into wine
Could I turn you into mine ;))

Jesus turned water into wine...

But i can turn you into mine

Girl, I must be Jesus cause I need to be inside you.

Have you accepted in your heart that Jesus cannot help you because he's not real?

If jesus turns water into wine

Could I turn you into mine?

Hey girl, are you Jesus?

Cause I wanna nail you :)

Hey girl are you Jesus?

You keep crossing my mind

Are you jesus?

cause i wanna nail you

Even Jesus couldn’t give you up for 40 days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Jesus turned water into wine,
Im just tryna turn you into mine

I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

Are you related to Jesus? Because you're pretty good with getting nailed.

Jesus couldn't make it, so do you want to eat me instead?

Are you jesus?

Cuz I wanna nail you to death

Damn girl, are you Jesus Christ because

I wanna nail you

Are you a Christian girl?

Because I want to make you leak holy water.

Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.

Are you Jesus from Nazareth?

Because I want to nail you so hard

I like my boys how I like Jesus

I’m atheist. Hey, girl