68 Jesus Pick Up lines And Rizz

Jesus is the one to pick up the girls. Show these pick up lines with Jesus to your loved ones or flirts. These Jesus pick up lines are cute and funny. Take advantage of these pick up lines with jesus for your religious gatherings like Church or Christmas.

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Jesus turns water into wine

I can turn your girl into mine
Is your name Jesus?

Coz you getting nailed tonight.
I like my girls how I like jesus

Tied to a cross
Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.
Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.
Hey girl are you Jesus?…

…cuz i wanna nail you against some wood.

eh kinda works

Here are 68 jesus pick up lines for her and flirty jesus rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your jesus rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny jesus pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty jesus joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute jesus pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about jesus are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.

Hey are you Jesus? Because I wanna nail you good.

Jesus loves me, one day you will too!

Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

I know you've accepted Jesus into your heart, but is there room for me?

I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...

Are you Jesus?

Cuz I wanna nail you.

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So I heard Jesus called you.. Mind if I do the same?

Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!

If Jesus could turn water into wine
It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.

Girl, you must be Jesus

Because you’re giving me a res-e**...

Jesus can turn water into wine.

But i can turn your mother into mine.

If Jesus could turn water into wine

Could I turn you into mine ;))

They say Jesus turned water into wine, but all I wanna do is turn you into mine <3

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Try using funny and charming Jesus conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Girl, I must be Jesus cause I need to be inside you.

Have you accepted in your heart that Jesus cannot help you because he's not real?

If jesus turns water into wine

Could I turn you into mine?

Hey girl, are you Jesus?

Cause I wanna nail you :)

I'm the opposite of Jesus; instead of holes in my hands, I want my hands in your holes!

Hey girl are you Jesus?

You keep crossing my mind

Are you jesus?

cause i wanna nail you

Even Jesus couldn’t give you up for 40 days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Jesus turned water into wine,
Im just tryna turn you into mine

I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

Jesus couldn't make it, so do you want to eat me instead?

Are you related to Jesus? Because you're pretty good with getting nailed.

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Clever jesus Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Jesus hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Jesus turned water into wine

Me and you can turn Wine into a good time

Are you a Christian girl?

Because I want to make you leak holy water.

Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.

Are you jesus?

Cuz I wanna nail you to death

I like my boys how I like Jesus

I’m atheist. Hey, girl

Are you Jesus from Nazareth?

Because I want to nail you so hard

Jesus can turn water into wine
But I’d like to make you mine

You be the fish and I'll be the loaves. Let's let Jesus make a miracle out of us.

Is your nick name Jesus because you just healed my heart.

You're equivalent to Jesus.

You're all I get on my knees for, and you're definitely getting nailed.

Hey girl are you Jesus

Cause you will come twice

OR

Cause I will make you come twice.

You must be the lord and savior, cause Jesus Christ you’re hot!

"Just as Jesus turned water into wine, you've turned my life into something divine."

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Smooth jesus Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Jesus pickup lines make her give you her number.

Hey baby, it took Jesus 3 days to rise again, I only need 3 minutes.

Hey girl, You're like Jesus - a generous carpenter

Cuz you're giving me wood.

Are you Jesus?

Coz i wanna nail you SO bad

I like my girls how I like Jesus baby

Dead.....

Hey girl, are you Jesus Christ?

Because I wanna nail you

Are you Jesus?
Because I need some of that holy water

Girl, Jesus died for our sins...

So let’s sin.

I'm hung like Jesus, so why don't you nail me?

Baby I'd nail you harder then we nailed Jesus to that cross.

I claim you in the name of JESUS!

Look, Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work.

You know Jesus!? Me too!!!

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Flirty jesus Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Jesus pick up lines are made to get him interested.

They say when two are gathered in his name in prayer, Jesus is there, want to see if Jesus will pay us a visit?

Jesus invited me over to His house tomorrow. Wanna come along?

You like Jesus? I like Jesus! we could go like Jesus together…

It's easter - Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work!

Think of me as the Anti-Jesus. You won't be able to walk after I've finished with you.

Jesus may not come a second time, but I sure can!

I may not be Jesus, but you can still nail me.

You be the fish and I'll be the looves. Let's let Jesus make a miracle out of us.

My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know hiim, Jesus, yeah, that's his name.

Hey girl. I heard Jesus called you. Mind I do the same?

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In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Jesus love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Jesus chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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