Top 50 Jesus Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Jesus chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Jesus turns water into wine

   I can turn your girl into mine

2. I like my girls how I like jesus

   Tied to a cross

3. Jesus and I have a lot in common, for starters, we both have a giant piece of wood attached to us.

4. Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

5. Hey girl you might not be perfect, but Jesus knows you are to die for.

6. You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.

7. Jesus loves me, one day you will too!

8. Jesus isn’t the only thing that rose today.

9. Have you met little Jesus?

10. I know you've accepted Jesus into your heart, but is there room for me?

Funny jesus pickup lines

I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...

So I heard Jesus called you.. Mind if I do the same?

Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!

If Jesus could turn water into wine

It's not impossible for me to turn you into mine.

Girl, you must be Jesus

Because you’re giving me a res-erection

Girl, I must be Jesus cause I need to be inside you.

Have you accepted in your heart that Jesus cannot help you because he's not real?

Hey girl are you Jesus?

You keep crossing my mind

I'm the opposite of Jesus; instead of holes in my hands, I want my hands in your holes!

Even Jesus couldn’t give you up for 40 days.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

Jesus turned water into wine,
Im just tryna turn you into mine

I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

Are you related to Jesus? Because you're pretty good with getting nailed.

Jesus couldn't make it, so do you want to eat me instead?

Damn girl, are you Jesus Christ because

I wanna nail you

Are you a Christian girl?

Because I want to make you leak holy water.

Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.

I like my boys how I like Jesus

I’m atheist. Hey, girl

Jesus can turn water into wine

But I’d like to make you mine

Is your nick name Jesus because you just healed my heart.

You're equivalent to Jesus.

You're all I get on my knees for, and you're definitely getting nailed.

Hey baby, it took Jesus 3 days to rise again, I only need 3 minutes.

Hey girl, You're like Jesus - a generous carpenter

Cuz you're giving me wood.

Are you Jesus?

Coz i wanna nail you SO bad

Hey girl can I buy you a drink?

Cause Bloody Mary, Jesus & Joseph you are spectacular.

I like my girls how I like Jesus baby

Dead.....