Top 11 johnny Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Johnny chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. My love's a tidal wave...

   And you're beach front property.
   
   Just caught this rewatching Johnny Bravo.

2. Are you a carribean

   Because I wanna put my Johnny de(e)p inside you

3. Johnny Bravo: Enough talk about me, let's talk about you.

   What do you think of me?

4. Johnny Bravo: Man, it must be great

   being you watching me.

5. Johnny Bravo: Come on and get it, ladies.

   I'm your for the takin'.

6. Johnny Bravo: You know what?

   I bet your name's Mickey 'cause you're so fine.

7. Johnny Bravo: Hey Baby,

   wanna see me comb my hair really fast?

8. If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

   (This is just a list of hand picked from Johnny Bravo from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”)
   
   Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.
   
   Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me!
   
   Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.
   
   If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.
   
   I’m pretty your pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other?
   
   I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.
   
   Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
   
   I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!
   
   I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer!
   
   Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams.
   
   Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute.
   
   Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me?
   
   Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty?
   
   Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way.
   
   I got you a birthday present, Me.
   
   Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.
   
   Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.
   
   Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer?
   
   Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.
   
   [after saying she has a boyfriend]
   You look like the kind of girl that could use two.
   
   Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

9. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.

10. Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. -Johnny Carson

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