32 Johnny Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Johnny rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about johnny, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Johnny Pickup Lines

A good Johnny hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

My love's a tidal wave...

And you're beach front property.
Are you Amber Heard?

Because I want to get this Johnny, Depp into your shit.
Are you a carribean

Because I wanna put my Johnny de(e)p inside you
Johnny Bravo says after hearing that she has a boyfriend.

You look like the kind of girl that could use two.
Enough talk about me, let's talk about you.

What do you think of me?
Man, it must be great

being you watching me.

Short and cute johnny pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about johnny are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Come on and get it, ladies.

I'm your for the takin'.

Hey Baby, wanna see me comb my hair really fast?

You know what?

I bet your name's Mickey 'cause you're so fine.

Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.

Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things

Me!

If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.

I’m pretty your pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other?

Cheesy johnny Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

I’m a dancer, a romancer,

you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer!

Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams.

Wanna feel my muscles?

Only a dime a minute.

Gosh you smell pretty.

Wanna smell me?

Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way.

Corny johnny Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Johnny conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Baby, you’re beachfront property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.

I got you a birthday present, Me.

Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.

Girl, you’re like an itchy rash.

You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.

Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer?

Wanna play TV?

I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. -Johnny Carson

Did you just survive a tangle with Johnny Storm? Because you’re super hot.

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Johnny love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Johnny chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.