Top 31 Johnny Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Johnny pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Johnny conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. My love's a tidal wave...

   And you're beach front property.

2. Are you a carribean

   Because I wanna put my Johnny de(e)p inside you

3. Man, it must be great

   being you watching me.

4. Come on and get it, ladies.

   I'm your for the takin'.

5. Hey Baby, wanna see me comb my hair really fast?

6. You know what?

   I bet your name's Mickey 'cause you're so fine.

7. Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house.

   Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.

8. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things

   Me!

9. Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.
   

10. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.

Funny johnny pickup lines

I’m pretty your pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other?

I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!

Wanna feel my muscles?

Only a dime a minute.

Gosh you smell pretty.

Wanna smell me?

Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty?

Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way.

I got you a birthday present, Me.

Baby, you’re beachfront property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.

Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.

Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer?

Johnny Bravo says after hearing that she has a boyfriend.

You look like the kind of girl that could use two.

Girl, you’re like an itchy rash.

You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

I’m a dancer, a romancer,

you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer!

Enough talk about me, let's talk about you.

What do you think of me?

You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life. Just like the entire city of Cleveland felt after the Browns drafted Johnny Manziel.

Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. -Johnny Carson

Did you just survive a tangle with Johnny Storm? Because you’re super hot.