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Top 50 Depression Pick Up lines

Are you depressed or sad and looking for some pick up lines to help you feel better? We have compiled a list of some of the best depression related pick up lines. These pick up lines feature common depression symptoms, treatments, and common cures. Take advantage of these pick up lines to help you pick up that hot guy or girl!

  1. You're depressed, I'm depressed

    Can I suislide in your dms?

  2. I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

    Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.

  3. Hey girl are you 1929?

    Because you give me the Great Depression.

  4. Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

    Because dam

  5. Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression?

    Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.

  6. Hey girl are you my dog when I get depressed?

    Because I wanna have kiss with you

  7. Hey girl, are you an anti depression pill?

    Cuz I want more than one dose a day ;)

  8. Depressing pickup lines.

    Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

    Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

    Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

    Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

    Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

    Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

    Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

    Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

    Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

    Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

    Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

  9. Are you an anti-depressant , cause you’re the only thing that makes me happy

  10. You’re depressed, TOO?!


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What is a Depression pickup line?

Funny depression pickup lines

Would you settle for me tonight?

Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my depression status?

Are you depressed? Because you make me want to end my life without you.

Babe, I don't need Viagra to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.

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This is a funny Depression pickup line!

Hay girl, are you crippling depression?

Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!

Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?

Are you depression? Because I have known you all my life.

What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.

Babe, I got depression. But that's OK, because I can go down for you any night.

Are you depression. Because I want you to f*ck the life out of me all day long.

Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.

Babe I feel empty inside, and you are the only one filling up my depression with hope.

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Working Depression tinder opener

Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of orgasm.

Are you my crippling depression? Because you are like a drug to me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you depression? Because I am in a downward spiral thinking about.

The only depressed event tonight is that you haven't gone home with me yet.

I don't know much about depression, but I'm pretty great.

Are you depression? Because I cannot think of anyone else that can bring me happiness.

I have found a cure for depression! And that is you in my life.

Are you Franklin Roosevelt? Because you bought me out of a Great Depression with a New Deal.

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

Are you my depression pills? Because I can’t smile without you.