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Top 37 Depression Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Depression pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You're depressed, I'm depressed

    Can I suislide in your dms?

  2. I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

    Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.

  3. Hey girl are you 1929?

    Because you give me the Great Depression.

  4. Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

    Because dam

  5. Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression?

    Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.

  6. Hey girl are you my dog when I get depressed?

    Because I wanna have sex with you

  7. Hey girl, are you an anti depression pill?

    Cuz I want more than one dose a day ;)

  8. Depressing pickup lines.

    Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

    Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

    Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

    Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

    Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

    Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

    Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

    Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

    Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

    Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

    Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

  9. Are you an anti-depressant , cause you’re the only thing that makes me happy

  10. You’re depressed, TOO?!

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Funny depression pickup lines

Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

Hay girl, are you crippling depression?

Because I'm going to be in bed curled up with you all day!

Are you depression?

Cause you make me want to kill my self

I don't know much about depression, but I'm pretty great.

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Are you a depressing thought

Because I’m always thinking of you

Here’s a depressing one
Hey girl are you the sun? Because you’re brighter than my future.

I am like depression

Nobody loves me but you got me anyways

Are you WWII

Because without you I’d be in a Great Depression

Are you my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I'm a sick and mournful fool of a human being

Until I met you depression had total dictatorship over me...

But when I saw you, your smile brought a revolution to my heart.

Are you depression

Cause I want you to fuck me all day long

Hey baby are you World War 2?

Cuz you're the end of my Great Depression.

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Working Depression tinder opener

Hey girl, are you an addicting video game?

Because I wanna pour all my time playing with you then realize that I’m depressed and have accomplished nothing in this world because I’m staying at home all day like a lazy bum playing games and being on reddit.

Are you anti-depressants?

Because if I don't have you in my life I'll kill myself.

Are you the cure for depression?

Cuz you're all I need

Are you my crippling depression?

Cause I wanna drug you

You seem depressed

Let's bang the depression out of each other!

Are you depression?

Because I see you in my future

Oh you depressed?

Haha me too.. mind if i suislide in your dms haha..?

Are you clinical depression

Cause you make me wanna kill myself


Are you a psychologist cuz you cure my depression

Are you depressed yet?

Cause you’ve been stuck in my head all day.

Are you a loan during the Great Depression?

Cause I wanna take you out