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Top 50 Disease Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Disease pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Disease conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want one?

  2. I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have kiss within the next 30 minutes.

  3. I must have celiac disease...

    Because I can't process those glutes.

  4. This one never let me down

    All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

  5. If I am quarantined..

    Will you be my disease? I don't wanna be coronalone

  6. Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

    Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

  7. Hey girl are you a terminal disease?

    Cause I wanna spend the rest of my life with you :)

  8. Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

  9. Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

  10. Girl, I have zero immunity against your kiss appeal.

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Funny disease pickup lines

I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.

Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

Have you been quarantined? Never mind you are worth it to die for.

That n95 mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.

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Babe, you have Zoomed in my life.

Want to shelter in place on my bed?

Girl, you look amazing from this distance.

Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

Babe, I am all the PPE you need.

Are you soap? Because I would want you all over me.

The world is in lock down, girl I just want to lock you down.

Want to make travel plans that we are going to cancel?

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Working Disease tinder opener

You Smell So Good. Is That Purell You're Wearing ?

You are quarantined in heaven? Because you are an angel.

Hey baby are you gastroesophageal reflux disease?

Because you warm my heart

I really can’t stay, baby it's Covid outside.

If I told you, you have a nice body? Would you quarantine it with me?

Yo girl I’m tryna be the lime disease to your coronavirus.

Cause you can’t have a corona without a lime.

You should go see a doctor.

Because you have a-cute disease.

Girl, no protective barrier is enough to stop me from getting to you.

Girl, how about send me a socially distanced nude?

I can't be with you physically, but can I FaceTime on you.

I would touch you with my 6 foot pole.