Is that active immunity or are you just happy to see me?

Why settle with just mRNA vaccine, when you get the full load of DNA from me.

Are you learning CPR? I hope you want to learn by doing because you taking my breath away.

Babe, I am better than the vaccine because I got a big stimulus package.

I hope you can do CPR, because I am drowning in your beauty.

My love for you is like diarrhea. Explosive and impossible to keep in.

My love for you is like explosive diarrhea, it just flows out.

Would you settle for me tonight?

You can’t get diseases from a surfboard you don’t know very well.

Girl, you must know CPR. You breathe new life into my dying heart.

Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my depression status?

Are you depressed? Because you make me want to end my life without you.

I got all these inhalers, but you still take my breath away.

Girl are you inhaler? I need to keep on hitting you to stay alive.

Break up with your girlfriend like she’s polio, because she is 99.9% history.

I want to come for me like diarrhea, you won't be able to stop.

Babe, I don't need v**... to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.

You must be a doctor, ‘cause I’m ready for you to get me a shot.

Babe, you must be diarrhea, because I am coming nonstop.

A shot of me is going to make your life much better.

I am going to take your breath away tonight, but don't worry I am CPR certified.

Babe I am like the covid vaccine, you cannot stop with just 1 shot of my load.

Girl are you a covid vaccine? Because I have had my breathe taken away without you.

Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?

Are you CPR? Because you got my heart pumping again.

Are you depression? Because I have known you all my life.

Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.

What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.

Babe, I got depression. But that's OK, because I can go down for you any night.

I might have to get an inhaler because you keep taking my breath away.

Girl are you the Pfizer or Moderna vaccine? Because I just had to come back for seconds.

Babe I feel empty inside, and you are the only one filling up my depression with hope.

Are you depression. Because I want you to f*ck the life out of me all day long.

Girl, my inhaler is not working for me. Maybe CPR from you will help.

Babe, you got asthma? I got better ways to open up your airway.

Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.

Hey girl are you a terminal disease?

Cause I wanna spend the rest of my life with you :)

Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of o**....

Are you my crippling depression? Because you are like a drug to me.

Babe, I'll make you feel like diarrhea, you will keep on coming until your legs get soft.

Are you asthma? Because I want to use you as an inhaler.

Babe, I want to become your inhaler because it's getting all the action.

Am I feeling butterfly in my stomach right now or did I just miss my booster?

Girl you got asthma? You will need some chest compression now.

The only depressed event tonight is that you haven't gone home with me yet.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you depression? Because I am in a downward spiral thinking about.

Babe are you hot diarrhea? Because I am about to come out of you like lava.

Did it hurt when you fell from 100.4°F?

"Your beauty is so infectious, it must be the most delightful disease to catch from a nurse like you."

Do you want to learn CPR? Let me demo you some mouth to mouth action.

"I may be contagious, but being with you is the only cure I need."

"I must be polio, because I've got the power to make your heart skip a beat."

Are you a history buff? Because I'm like polio - gotta make sure I leave a lasting impression!

"Are you a vaccine? Because I need to spread myself all over you, like polio in the 1900s."

"Are you a vaccine? Because I can't resist spreading my charm to you."

"Kim, if your looks were a disease, I'd need intensive care, cause your beauty is taking my breath away."

Are you a vaccine or just immune to my charms?

"Are you a vaccine? Because I want to spread my presence in your life!"

"Are you a vaccine? Because I can't resist infecting you with my irresistible charm."

Are you a vaccine? Because I can't resist trying to get under your skin!

"Is your love the cure for heart disease? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you."

I'm not a CPR dummy, but you can practice mouth-to-mouth on me any day.

"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day, wanna catch Polio?"

Babe, I want you like I want diarrhea, I can't wait to have you come for me.

Did you just get the vaccine? Want to see how good I can make you feel in 15 minutes?

I have found a cure for depression! And that is you in my life.

Girl, swallow all you want, I promise you won't have diarrhea after this.

Babe, I don't know CPR, but I know how to blow some excitement into your life.

Are you working from home? Well fancy for some office s**...?

Are you a vaccine? Because I want to spread myself all over you like polio.

"If beauty were a disease, you'd be the cure—I’d gladly be your willing victim!"

If I were polio, I'd need a host as charming as you to spread my contagious smile!

Are you Franklin Roosevelt? Because you bought me out of a Great Depression with a New Deal.

Are you tired? Because I'll make sure to always keep you on your toes!

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person? If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

Are you chicken pox? Because I want all up in my face.

Are you the covid vaccine? Because I am 94% sure you having positive effect on me.

Girl I want to be your vaccine, I want to get inside you and protect you for life.

Babe, you got asthma, time to inhale my tips.

Are you my depression pills? Because I can’t smile without you.

Hey, are you a weak immune system? Because I'm here to make you regret not vaccinating.

Are you a history book? Because I'm coming for you like polio in the 1950s!

"Are you a history book? Because I want to leave an unforgettable mark on you!"

"Hey there, let me wrap around you like a polio virus and never let go."

"Are you a vaccine? Because you make my heart race and my body feel alive."

Girl, I have zero immunity against your kiss appeal.

Are you a vaccine? Because I can't resist the urge to "polio" dance with you.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I'm here to sweep you off your feet!

You must be a fever, because you’re making me feel all hot and bothered like polio.

Is it hot in here or is it just your infectious charm spreading through my veins?

Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

Are you made of iron? Because I feel weak in the knees whenever I'm around you.

I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.

"Do you have a map to your heart? Because I'm lost in those eyes and it feels like a cardiovascular adventure."

Are you a vaccine? Because being with you is the only cure I need.

Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

Babe, you have Zoomed in my life.

Girl, 2 weeks is nothing compared to the rest of our life together.

Have you been quarantined? Never mind you are worth it to die for.

That n95 mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.

"If beauty was a disease, you must be the most contagious one they've yet to find a cure for in medical school."

"Your beauty must be the cure for all diseases, why don't we test its effects in a more intimate setting?"

Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

Want to shelter in place on my bed?

Girl, you look amazing from this distance.

"I may be old-fashioned, but I never go out of style - just like the effects of polio on your body."

Are you a rare disease? Because you're one in a million, and I want to catch you.

"I'm highly contagious, but I promise to give you a fever you won't forget... I'm Polio."

Babe, I am all the PPE you need.

I'm like a poliovirus, infecting you with my charm and leaving you wanting more.

Are you a history book? Because I'd love to give you a case of "Poli-oh no you didn't!"

"Darling, if being sexy was a disease, you must be having a terminal case."

Are you soap? Because I would want you all over me.

Are you a magnet? Because I’m drawn to you like polio to its host.

You must be the cure, because just being around you makes me feel better.

The world is in lock down, girl I just want to lock you down.

Is your name Polio? Because you've got me weak in the knees and off balance.

You Smell So Good. Is That Purell You're Wearing ?

Girl, you don't need to gather 10 people to have a good time. All you need is this one.

Hey there, are you my next victim? Because I'm looking to spread some infectious charm.

Want to make travel plans that we are going to cancel?

"I may be old-fashioned, but I'm still here to make a lasting impact on you!"

I may not be a vaccine, but I can definitely give you a fever you won't forget.

You are quarantined in heaven? Because you are an angel.

"Girl, are you my next victim? 'Cause I'm ready to paralyze you with my charm."

I really can’t stay, baby it's Covid outside.

Hey baby are you gastroesophageal reflux disease?

Because you warm my heart

"You must be made of sugar, because you're attracting this Polio like a magnet."

If I were a virus, I'd choose to be polio so I could never resist infecting you!

If I told you, you have a nice body? Would you quarantine it with me?