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Top 16 Disease Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Disease pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want one?

  2. I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.

  3. If I am quarantined..

    Will you be my disease? I don't wanna be coronalone

  4. Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

    Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

  5. Homosexuality is a disease

    And you, sir, make me sick.

  6. Hey baby are you gastroesophageal reflux disease?

    Because you warm my heart

  7. Yo girl I’m tryna be the lime disease to your coronavirus.

    Cause you can’t have a corona without a lime.

  8. This one might work if he's/she's a doctor...

    "Doctor, I've got this disease called 'Being a Virgin.' I wanted to know if you could give me the cure for it please!"

  9. Hey, girl, are you the Coronavirus Disease 2019 caused by SARS-CoV-2?

    Cause when I'm near you I can't breathe

  10. Are you end stage liver disease?

    Because I'm dying to have a pint with you.

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What is a Disease pickup line?

Funny disease pickup lines

Love is a disease
And I’ve caught it for you

Me: ....It sucks it's like a disease...

Her: In that case I'll be your medicine...

Ps: tbh the setup feels bad but I can't recall what I said it was much smoother when this happened. It was about a year ago all I remember is the medicine part.

Are you from Wuhan?

Cause your disease of beauty is spreading like im gonna be with you.

I must have a nuerodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.

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This is a funny Disease pickup line!

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don't let me die!