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50 Disease Pick Up lines

Here are 50 disease pick up lines for her and flirty disease rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about disease that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your disease rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny disease pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty disease joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Disease Pickup Lines

A good Disease hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want one?

  2. I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have kiss within the next 30 minutes.

  3. I must have celiac disease...

    Because I can't process those glutes.

  4. This one never let me down

    All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

  5. If I am quarantined..

    Will you be my disease? I don't wanna be coronalone

  6. Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

    Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

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What is a good Disease pickup line?

Short and cute disease pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about disease are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Is that active immunity or are you just happy to see me?

Why settle with just mRNA vaccine, when you get the full load of DNA from me.

Babe, I am better than the vaccine because I got a big stimulus package.

Are you learning CPR? I hope you want to learn by doing because you taking my breath away.

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Smooth Disease pickup line

I hope you can do CPR, because I am drowning in your beauty.

Hey guy! It is impossible to contract a disease from a surfboard you have never explore.

My love for you is like diarrhea. Explosive and impossible to keep in.


Cheesy disease Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You can’t get diseases from a surfboard you don’t know very well.

Would you settle for me tonight?

My love for you is like explosive diarrhea, it just flows out.

First shot or second shot? Want to celebrate with me on a date in a week?

Girl, you must know CPR. You breathe new life into my dying heart.


Not sure if fart or explosive diarrhea? It's OK, you can be sure my love for you is real.

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Working Disease tinder opener

Are you depressed? Because you make me want to end my life without you.

Corny disease Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Disease conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I got all these inhalers, but you still take my breath away.

Break up with your girlfriend like she’s polio, because she is 99.9% history.

Girl are you inhaler? I need to keep on hitting you to stay alive.

Babe, you must be diarrhea, because I am coming nonstop.

I want to come for me like diarrhea, you won't be able to stop.

You must be a doctor, ‘cause I’m ready for you to get me a shot.

Babe, I don't need v**... to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.

Are you drowning? Because I think you need some mouth to mouth CPR.

A shot of me is going to make your life much better.


I am going to take your breath away tonight, but don't worry I am CPR certified.

Girl are you a covid vaccine? Because I have had my breathe taken away without you.

Babe I am like the covid vaccine, you cannot stop with just 1 shot of my load.

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A good disease Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Disease hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you CPR? Because you got my heart pumping again.

Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?

Are you depression? Because I have known you all my life.

Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.

What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.

Hey can you pass me my inhaler, because you have to help me breath again after you took my breath away.

Babe, I got depression. But that's OK, because I can go down for you any night.

I might have to get an inhaler because you keep taking my breath away.

Babe, you got asthma? I got better ways to open up your airway.


Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.

Girl are you the Pfizer or Moderna vaccine? Because I just had to come back for seconds.

Babe I feel empty inside, and you are the only one filling up my depression with hope.

Hey girl are you a terminal disease?

Cause I wanna spend the rest of my life with you :)

Are you depression. Because I want you to f*ck the life out of me all day long.

Girl, my inhaler is not working for me. Maybe CPR from you will help.

Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of o**....

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Disease love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Disease chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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