Top 50 Disease Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Disease pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Disease tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want one?
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I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have kiss within the next 30 minutes.
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I must have celiac disease...
Because I can't process those glutes.
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This one never let me down
All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it
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If I am quarantined..
Will you be my disease? I don't wanna be coronalone
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Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?
Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.
Working short disease pickup lines to impress a girl
Is that active immunity or are you just happy to see me?
Babe, I am better than the vaccine because I got a big stimulus package.
Why settle with just mRNA vaccine, when you get the full load of DNA from me.
Are you learning CPR? I hope you want to learn by doing because you taking my breath away.
Left or right arm? Either way I am going to make both of your arms sore when I am done.
I hope you can do CPR, because I am drowning in your beauty.
My love for you is like diarrhea. Explosive and impossible to keep in.
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My love for you is like explosive diarrhea, it just flows out.
You can’t get diseases from a surfboard you don’t know very well.
First shot or second shot? Want to celebrate with me on a date in a week?
Girl, you must know CPR. You breathe new life into my dying heart.
Would you settle for me tonight?
Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my depression status?
I got all these inhalers, but you still take my breath away.
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Are you depressed? Because you make me want to end my life without you.
Girl are you inhaler? I need to keep on hitting you to stay alive.
Break up with your girlfriend like she’s polio, because she is 99.9% history.
I want to come for me like diarrhea, you won't be able to stop.
Babe, I don't need Viagra to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.
You must be a doctor, ‘cause I’m ready for you to get me a shot.
Are you drowning? Because I think you need some mouth to mouth CPR.
Babe, you must be diarrhea, because I am coming nonstop.
A shot of me is going to make your life much better.
I am going to take your breath away tonight, but don't worry I am CPR certified.
Girl are you a covid vaccine? Because I have had my breathe taken away without you.
Babe I am like the covid vaccine, you cannot stop with just 1 shot of my load.
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Are you CPR? Because you got my heart pumping again.
Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?
Are you depression? Because I have known you all my life.
Love is like diarrhea, you never know if its just a fart or the real deal.
What's the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.
I might have to get an inhaler because you keep taking my breath away.
Babe, I got depression. But that's OK, because I can go down for you any night.
Hey can you pass me my inhaler, because you have to help me breath again after you took my breath away.
Girl, my inhaler is not working for me. Maybe CPR from you will help.
Are you depression. Because I want you to f*ck the life out of me all day long.
Girl are you the Pfizer or Moderna vaccine? Because I just had to come back for seconds.
Babe I feel empty inside, and you are the only one filling up my depression with hope.
Babe, you got asthma? I got better ways to open up your airway.
Hey girl are you a terminal disease?
Cause I wanna spend the rest of my life with you :)
Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.
Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of o**....
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Disease phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.