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Top 50 Disease Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Disease pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want one?

  2. I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.

  3. If I am quarantined..

    Will you be my disease? I don't wanna be coronalone

  4. Hey girl, are you a mouse with similar genetic structures to a human, specifically used for the testing of cures for human diseases?

    Because I’m gonna take off your genes for further research.

  5. Homosexuality is a disease

    And you, sir, make me sick.

  6. Hey girl are you a terminal disease?

    Cause I wanna spend the rest of my life with you :)

  7. Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

  8. Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

  9. Girl, I have zero immunity against your sex appeal.

  10. I must have a neurodegenerative disease because I've forgotten your number cutie.

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Funny disease pickup lines

Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

Babe, you have Zoomed in my life.

Have you been quarantined? Never mind you are worth it to die for.

Girl, 2 weeks is nothing compared to the rest of our life together.

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Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

Girl, you look amazing from this distance.

Want to shelter in place on my bed?

Babe, I am all the PPE you need.

The world is in lock down, girl I just want to lock you down.

Are you soap? Because I would want you all over me.

Want to make travel plans that we are going to cancel?

You Smell So Good. Is That Purell You're Wearing ?

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Working Disease tinder opener

You are quarantined in heaven? Because you are an angel.

Hey baby are you gastroesophageal reflux disease?

Because you warm my heart

I really can’t stay, baby it's Covid outside.

If I told you, you have a nice body? Would you quarantine it with me?

Yo girl I’m tryna be the lime disease to your coronavirus.

Cause you can’t have a corona without a lime.

I would touch you with my 6 foot pole.

Girl, no protective barrier is enough to stop me from getting to you.

Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

I can't be with you physically, but can I FaceTime on you.

Girl, how about send me a socially distanced nude?

Are you working from home? Well fancy for some office sex?