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Top 17 Tax Day Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tax Day pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tax Day tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl: Is that a highlighter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  2. Boy: Because I'm so loss without you!

  3. Listen I don't know what the hell an S corporation is, but I know I want to buy you a drink.

  4. Guy: "Thats right Girl... Benefits while maintaining Independence

  5. Girl: I'm a MACRS 150 kind of girl, sorry.

  6. Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?

  7. Listen, I've been auditing your body all night, and it is in damn fine standing.

  8. Guy: Your feet tired? Because you've been running in a straight line in my mind all day along.

  9. Guy: No its a highlighter.....I use Becker wanna get naked?

  10. Sir : Hey madam, your assets are materially overstated.



Working tax day pickup lines

Guy : Hey girl! What say we go back to your place and I Audit your Assets?

Girl : "But you barely even know me"

You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.

No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.

Listen, I'd love to sleep with you, but it's tax day and I feel like I've already been screwed by an entire government agency.

You can pay the poll tax personally with me.