18 Tax Day Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 18 tax day pick up lines for her and flirty tax day rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about tax day that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your tax day rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny tax day pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty tax day joke for a great chat response.

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A good Tax Day pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

"Is there a beauty tax? Because you must be paying a fortune for looking that stunning every day."
Girl: Is that a highlighter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Boy: Because I'm so loss without you!
Listen I don't know what the h**... an S corporation is, but I know I want to buy you a drink.
Guy: "Thats right Girl... Benefits while maintaining Independence
Girl: I'm a MACRS 150 kind of girl, sorry.

Short and cute tax day pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about tax day are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?

Listen, I've been auditing your body all night, and it is in damn fine standing.

Guy: Your feet tired? Because you've been running in a straight line in my mind all day along.

Guy: No its a highlighter.....I use Becker wanna get naked?

Guy : Hey girl! What say we go back to your place and I Audit your Assets?

Girl : "But you barely even know me"

Listen, I'd love to sleep with you, but it's tax day and I feel like I've already been s**... by an entire government agency.

Cheesy tax day Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.

That's a nice shirt. Can I tax you out of it?

You can pay the poll tax personally with me.

You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Tax Day love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Tax Day chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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