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Top 50 Grammar Pick Up lines

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  1. I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!

  2. You are the object of my preposition.

  3. If you were a verb, I'd be I-N-G so I could get behind you and make action happen.

  4. If you're not proud or prejudiced, could I take you for a coffee sometime?

  5. With conjunctions, you and I can be together.

  6. I'm just a verb in search of my subject. Without you, I'm a dangling participle.

  7. Is that a semicolon, or are you just happy to see me?

  8. If you were a sentence, I'd be the punctuation mark because I'd always follow you no matter what.

  9. Without you, I feel like a fragment. Incomplete.

  10. Baby, I'm a dependent clause, and all I need is you.

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Is that your conjunction, because I feel like we can make a compound.

To her, you were jargon. To me, clear-cut.

Is it hot in here or did you just use 'whom' correctly?

Hey girl are your legs asterisks because I want to put my action between them.

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You and me should interrobang.

You're so amazing that I always use the partitive genitive when I talk about you.

Girl, you must be a possessive pronouns because I think you're mine.

Hey Girl are you ClickBait?

Cause there's 10 reasons why you're great and you won't believe number 5!

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Girl, are you an adjective? Cause you should come first every day.

You: spell me. Her: me. You: you forgot the d. Her: theres no d in me. You: not yet.

Hey baby, are you a preposition? 'Cause I can be your object.

Are you a goldfish

Cause you're the snack that smiles back.


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Are you good with grammar and geometry?

Cuz I want you comma round 9pm

I've got dangling participle for you!

Pluperfect? No you perfect!

Want to come back to my place so I can explain tripartite parallel structure to you thoroughly, slowly, and respectfully?

Was your daddy an unclear antecedent? Because I only hope I know what you're referring to.

You don't look like such a proper noun to me.

You: spell me
Her: me
You: you forgot the d
Her: theres no d in me
You: not yet

Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

The fastest way into my heart is with good grammar and a bottle of champs. Emphasis on the champs.

After tonight, I guarantee you'll never forget the difference between "lie" and "lay."

Are you a verb? Because you look a little tense, but I can put you in the mood.