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Top 50 Writing Pick Up lines

Are you a writer or love writing? Impress your loved one who is a writer with these clever pick up lines. These pick up lines are based on common themes that writers may encounter such as copy & paste, research, writer’s block, and more. Add some flirty fun to your romantic life if you are a writer.

  1. Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,

    Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

    (The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

  2. Love is hard, so is writing,

    but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

  3. You are really hot, are you a cop?

    Just making sure because if we ever hooked up, I’d finish so fast you’d have to write me a ticket.

  4. Are you a pen?

    Because I want to write my life's story with you

  5. Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

  6. I wrote you a poem, it took me all night to write it

    Roses are red
    Get into my bed

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Why not missing out in my writing?

*meeting a stranger*

What's your name? because I need to finish writing my to-do list

When do I get write access?

Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

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I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

How about you and I re-write The Story of O together?

I am a writer, can we write our story together

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Do you mind to teach me for writing "I love you" in your heart?

Can I finish completing the rest of my test using your back to write on?

If I'm being graded on a curve, it should be yours.

If you're real nice, I'll write you in.

Help a brotha out

I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

Do u have a pencil I can borrow? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future.

Girl, are you the alphabet. Because all I can think and write about is you.

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Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.

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Hey, would you like to get to know a joke?

Her: “Yes”

*writes down my number and hands it to her

Are you my pen? Because I can't write my memories without you !

You ever play in tournaments? Because I want to write down your every move.

I like the way you write your name, your penmanship is very attractive.

Hey girl, let's date for three months so I can write songs about you for the next 15 years.

Love is hard, so is writing...

But when I think of a world with you, it becomes quite exciting

Baby if I take you home, it’ll be an experience you ain’t gonna be writing off anytime soon.

“i think we have great chemistry.. wanna add some romance?”

“are you a skater boy? cause i wanna see ya later, boy”

“i’m in the business of misery. wanna join?”

“i heard you like blink-182. wanna make first date a reality?”

“have you heard the news that you’re dead? cause only angels look this beautiful.”

“if i bring you my bullets, will you give me your love?”

“if you take me home, i’d be your king for a day.”

“i wanna be your black veil bride.”

“do you have a girlfriend? if so, i think you need a new one.”

“you wanna join the black parade with me?”

“you look like the kind of person i’d write a song about.”

“this place is boring. wanna be my escape?”

“don’t mean to change the topic, but i think you’re kind of hot.”

“i heard good girls like bad guys. wanna test that theory out?”

I want to be near your v**... so much, I'll write laws about it.

Are you into slam poetry?

Cause I wanna slam you on my bed and write you poetry

I wanna write a chapter in your life with my mighty pen.

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

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Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?”
“You’re both so fine”

I’m writing a book.

It’s a phone book. I just need your number and I’m done.

This one is really good

I'm writing a term paper on the fine things in life.
I was wondering if I could interview you?

You and me could write a bad romance.

Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you. Remeber I will always be true. And then while I'm away I will write home everyday. And I will send all my loving to you.

Hey sorry for the slow reply
I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

I’m writing a book and need your help…

It’s a phonebook and your numbers missing

Do u have a pencil ️

So I can erase your past and write our future

Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

I love you more than Dustin Kensrue of Thrice loves to write songs referencing fire...

Roses are red violets are blue i have a std now you do to

I think i have to write here so this post can get posted

Can you hold this?

1. Write the word 'out' on a piece of paper.
2. Ask the person you're interested in to hold it.
3. Go and order a drink. One for you. One for them.
4. Get back to them. Thank them.
5. They ask the purpose.
6. You tell them they've been holding out for a hero.

Works especially well if you can get them to hold it longer.

Then they're holding out for a hero till the end of the night.

Hey, do you have a pen?

I-i-i forgot my phone, I'll give it back to you as soon as I write your number.

Roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

I think i have to write her so this doesn't get taken down

Gurl I’m going to do so many things to you

You could write a whole cosmopolitan issue

How do you start chatting?

Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring?

I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say.

I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far?

---------- but that's boring...

So what do you write?

Using smooth Writing phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Writing conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Writing phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Writing lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.