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Top 50 Writing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Writing chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Love is hard, so is writing,

    but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

  2. Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

  3. Best one I know.

    Go up to crush with your phone to your ear.
    Have a pen and paper in hand and ask them if they can write something down for you.
    As they grab it "talk" into the phone and say something like,
    "Okay what was it?"
    Read out your number, and say;
    "Can you write **(your name)** under that, with a heart?"
    (Most people instinctively do so.)
    Then slick as hell put your phone in your pocket and say, "You can keep that" ;)

  4. Why not missing out in my writing?

  5. When do I get write access?

  6. Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

  7. I'll write more songs for than Brendon did for Ryan.

  8. I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

  9. How about you and I re-write The Story of O together?

  10. Do you mind to teach me for writing "I love you" in your heart?

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Funny writing pickup lines

If you're real nice, I'll write you in.

Did your dad write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life.

I like the way you write your name, your penmanship is very attractive.

Love is hard, so is writing...

But when I think of a world with you, it becomes quite exciting

Baby if I take you home, it’ll be an experience you ain’t gonna be writing off anytime soon.

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

I wanna write a chapter in your life with my mighty pen.

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

This one is really good

I'm writing a term paper on the fine things in life.
I was wondering if I could interview you?

You and me could write a bad romance.

Hey sorry for the slow reply

I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.

I love you more than Dustin Kensrue of Thrice loves to write songs referencing fire...

Roses are red violets are blue i have a std now you do to

I think i have to write here so this post can get posted

Gurl I’m going to do so many things to you

You could write a whole cosmopolitan issue

Roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

I think i have to write her so this doesn't get taken down

My lips hurt :,( wanna kiss em' better?

My lips were sunburnt and they really did hurt. And that's when I woke up in the middle of the night to write this. It was a flurry of inspiration.

How do you start chatting?

Guys, how do you start chatting without being boring?

I usually write "hi", then the girl replies with " hi" or "hey". And that's it. Like I immediately run out of things to say.

I usually write: What are you doing right now? How's your day going so far?

---------- but that's boring...

So what do you write?

Love is hard, so is writing

And so will you when we’re cuddling

WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

The question is:

What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

What are you lacking?

What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

What skills do I need to get?

At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

Why do I feel this in this moment?

Go deeper.

What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

Why do I feel this way?

Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

Check what triggers you.

Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

What was the previous time that you felt that?

And before that time when did you feel that?

Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

Try to meditate everyday:

Think about what are you escaping.

Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

Accept them and let them go.

You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

Peace out

Hey girl are you my pen

Cause I write things about you

You're like a broom...

Cause you helped me erase my past bad experiences from my heart and made space to write a new story, together

- Day 24

Yo girl, are you Alanis Morissette?

Because you've got one hand in your pocket, and the other one is writing down your phone number.

1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...0

Oh...sorry, this is my keyboard. Cause I want you to write your phone number

I'm writing my TO DO list

Can I include you?