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Top 50 Writing Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Writing pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Writing conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Write on a piece of paper (your smile and your laugh).,,

    Then go to a girl, give her the paper and tell her :

    (The doctor prescribed this medicine for me)

  2. Love is hard, so is writing,

    but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

  3. You are really hot, are you a cop?

    Just making sure because if we ever hooked up, I’d finish so fast you’d have to write me a ticket.

  4. Are you a pen?

    Because I want to write my life's story with you

  5. Excuse me, Hi, i'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and i was wondering if i could interview you...

  6. Why not missing out in my writing?

  7. *meeting a stranger*

    What's your name? because I need to finish writing my to-do list

  8. When do I get write access?

  9. Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

  10. I'll write more songs for than Brendon did for Ryan.

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I'm writing you a ticket - you’ve got ”fine" written all over you.

How about you and I re-write The Story of O together?

I am a writer, can we write our story together

Do you mind to teach me for writing "I love you" in your heart?

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Can I finish completing the rest of my test using your back to write on?

If I'm being graded on a curve, it should be yours.

Help a brotha out
I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
What do you think? Other ideas?

Did your dad write a dictionary because you put meaning in my life.

Hey, would you like to get to know a joke?

Her: “Yes”

*writes down my number and hands it to her

I like the way you write your name, your penmanship is very attractive.

Love is hard, so is writing...

But when I think of a world with you, it becomes quite exciting

Baby if I take you home, it’ll be an experience you ain’t gonna be writing off anytime soon.

“i think we have great chemistry.. wanna add some romance?”

“are you a skater boy? cause i wanna see ya later, boy”

“i’m in the business of misery. wanna join?”

“i heard you like blink-182. wanna make first date a reality?”

“have you heard the news that you’re dead? cause only angels look this beautiful.”

“if i bring you my bullets, will you give me your love?”

“if you take me home, i’d be your king for a day.”

“i wanna be your black veil bride.”

“do you have a girlfriend? if so, i think you need a new one.”

“you wanna join the black parade with me?”

“you look like the kind of person i’d write a song about.”

“this place is boring. wanna be my escape?”

“don’t mean to change the topic, but i think you’re kind of hot.”

“i heard good girls like bad guys. wanna test that theory out?”

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I wanna write a chapter in your life with my mighty pen.

Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?”
“You’re both so fine”

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

I’m writing a book.

It’s a phone book. I just need your number and I’m done.

This one is really good

I'm writing a term paper on the fine things in life.
I was wondering if I could interview you?

You and me could write a bad romance.

Hey sorry for the slow reply

I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

Close your eyes and I will kiss you. Tomorrow I will miss you. Remeber I will always be true. And then while I'm away I will write home everyday. And I will send all my loving to you.

I’m writing a book and need your help…

It’s a phonebook and your numbers missing

Do u have a pencil ️

So I can erase your past and write our future

Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.