The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Running Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Running pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you a book?

    Because I want to run my fingers down your spine while I bury my face in you for hours.

  2. Damn girl, are you a Core i5 2700k running battlefield 5 and full graphics?

    Cause your so hot your gonna start a fire

  3. Are you a fat girl?

    Because i'm running out of options.

  4. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  5. Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

    Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

    (Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

  6. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  7. You must be very tired

    Cause you've been running in my mind all day.

  8. Are you tired? Cos you've been running from me all day, baby.

  9. Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  10. I wish I could run straight towards your heart.

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I knew angels could fly, but I didn't know they could run.

You must have take a potion of ultimate stamina, cause you've been running through my mind all day.

When you passed me, I felt like running faster but following you from behind was inspirational enough.

Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.

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Girl do you have a severe case of plantar fasciitis cus you've been running through my mind all day.

Do you run track? Cause I RELAY wanna take you on a date.

You make my heart race, and there is no finish line.

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

Do you run track? Because you are running laps around my heart.

Girl, you must be tired cause you've been Temple Running' through my mind all night.

Hey boy, your PR isnt the only number I want.

If you were a temple i'd run all over you.

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Wow, you have really impressive forefoot strike.

Do you believe in love at first set, or do we need to run it again?

Are you related to Bruce Springsteen? Because baby, you were born to run.

I like long runs on the beach.

Are you sure that running vest is wicking? Because you look HOT!

I just want to run on the trail that leads to you.

Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.

Girl, you don't need to warm up, you've been running through my mind all day.

Dang Girl! I like the way your spikes match your shoes.

I'll be the John to your Deere, and we can run together forever.

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