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Top 50 Phone Number Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Phone Number chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Can I ask you for a favor?

    I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?

  2. Best one I know.

    Go up to crush with your phone to your ear.
    Have a pen and paper in hand and ask them if they can write something down for you.
    As they grab it "talk" into the phone and say something like,
    "Okay what was it?"
    Read out your number, and say;
    "Can you write **(your name)** under that, with a heart?"
    (Most people instinctively do so.)
    Then slick as hell put your phone in your pocket and say, "You can keep that" ;)

  3. Hey, I just got my flight number. I'm just missing your phone number.

  4. That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?

  5. How do I know many hundreds of digits of pi greek and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

  6. If you had the same amount of money of your phone number.. How much would that be?

  7. Error 404: Your number in my phone not found!

  8. Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

  9. Can I also deposit my number into your phone?

  10. Order fire, two shots of tequilla and your phone number.

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Funny phone number pickup lines

Speak, friend, and enter... your number in my phone.

My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 10 digits of your phone number?

Something’s wrong with my phone, it doesn’t have your number.

I’ve got my flight number but I can’t find your phone number.

Hey baby, can I get your phone number? Oops, too late.

So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?

Spiderman just came up to me in Times Square and told me I dropped something - his phone number.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Can I have your phone number so I can protect your digits from the cold?

Can you help me with a math problem? I need to solve for x, where x= your phone number.

I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

She asked "Does your phone work?"

I answered "Yes."

She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

I said "I'll pay with credit...."

I was blinded by your beauty...

I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes

I lost my phone number.

Can you call my mom and ask her to come pick me up?

Alright here's another

Do you know what rhymes with cucumber?
Girl:What?
Can I get your phone number?

I love numbers, can I have your phone numbers?

Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times).

What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth

What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing).

When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second).

This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure.

While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this:

"Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me."

And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile.

Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute."

Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it.

This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(

I lost my future girlfriend's phone number

I think you might have it

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

I’m writing a book.

It’s a phone book. I just need your number and I’m done.

Not to brag, but my phone is pretty nice,

But it'd look perfect with your number in it.

Don't I know you?

You're that lady who's number isn't in my phone yet.

"Maybe you can help me. I forgot the password to my account, and when I hit 'password hint,' it keeps telling me 'Jessica’s phone number.'"

Best one ever!!!

If you found a bag of money with
the same amount as your phone
number, how much money would you have?

Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?