Top 50 Art Museum Pick Up lines

I must be in a museum, because

You're truly a work of art.

Do you live at a museum?

Because you’re a work of art

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Do you know of any museums around here?

I figured you might know, since you're a work of art.

Call the Art Loss Register, 'cause you just stole my heart.

Do you have an audio tour, because I want to hear all about you.

Doesn't it seem like all these paintings look alike?

Hey girl call me Rockwell 'cause I'd like to show you my slab-serif.

Have you ever posed n**...?

Hey girl I see a Futura with me and you.

Hey girl I'd like to see twenty four frames of you per second.

Hey girl you shine so bright I need to change my ISO to 100.

Hey girl, I know you don't accept permanent loans but will you make an exception for my heart?

Hey girl. Call the Art Loss Register, because you just stole my heart.

Hey girl. It may take me a few days to carefully document your verso and recto sides.

How about you and me go out by the pool and brush up on our strokes?

I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I'd see such a vision of loveliness.

I love anatomy...especially yours.

I may not be an Yves Klein, but I’d be pretty blue if I couldn’t get your phone number.

I was not aware that living artists could exhibit themselves here...

I would drag you to a museum, but they said not to touch the masterpieces.

I would love to draw you. Would you pose for me?

I'd like to add you to my itinerary…in between V, I, and P.

I'd like to hang you up and nail you to the wall.

I’d better put on my conservation gloves, because you’re too beautiful to handle.

If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?

If I told you your body looked like the Met's Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?

If I was an artist, you would be my picture!

If I were an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing review.

If I were Tehching Hsieh and you were art, I definitely couldn’t stop doing you for a whole year.

If you were Marina Abramovic I would sit in the MoMA lobby and stare at you all day.

If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

Is that a paint brush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is your dad an art thief? Because you are a masterpiece.

Let me be your Frank Gehry and I’ll be sure to properly balance your curves.

Like the Mona Lisa smile, I find your smile absolutely intriguing.

Nice to meet you. I would shake your hand but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.