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Top 50 Art Museum Pick Up lines

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  1. Wow, I didn’t realize that works of art were allowed to leave the museum.️

  2. You belong in an art museum because you're a masterpiece.

  3. Here I am, in a city of millions, surrounded by some of the finest works of art known to humanity, and all I can look at is you.

  4. Which Museum did you come from?

    I mean... you're looking like a work of art

  5. Are you the British museum?

    ‘Cuz you stole my (he)art

  6. I must be in a museum, because

    You're truly a work of art.

  7. Do you live at a museum?

    Because you’re a work of art

  8. I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

  9. Do you know of any museums around here?

    I figured you might know, since you're a work of art.

  10. The shade of black you are wearing really brings out your beauty.

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Being around you makes me higher than attending Rob Pruitt’s ‘Cocaine Buffet.’

Call the Art Loss Register, 'cause you just stole my heart.

Do fries come with that juxtaposition of light and color

Do you have an audio tour, because I want to hear all about you.

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Have you ever posed nude?

Hey girl call me Rockwell 'cause I'd like to show you my slab-serif.

Hey girl girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool 'cause I wanna make you my selection.

Hey girl I see a Futura with me and you.

Hey girl I wanna take my paintbrush and reproduce some Jackson Pollock on that face of yours.

Hey girl I'd like to see twenty four frames of you per second.

Hey girl is your name Salvador Dali because you is Persistently in my Memory.

Hey girl you shine so bright I need to change my ISO to 100.

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Hey girl. Call the Art Loss Register, because you just stole my heart.

Hey girl. It may take me a few days to carefully document your verso and recto sides.

How about you and me go out by the pool and brush up on our strokes?

How bout you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?

I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I'd see such a vision of loveliness.

I love anatomy...especially yours.

I may not be an Yves Klein, but I’d be pretty blue if I couldn’t get your phone number.

I was not aware that living artists could exhibit themselves here...

I would drag you to a museum, but they said not to touch the masterpieces.

I would love to draw you. Would you pose for me?

I'd like to add you to my itinerary…in between V, I, and P.