"You're like a masterpiece in an art museum. Even next to my best friend, it's impossible to take my eyes off you."

"Is your body a masterpiece? Because every time I look at you, it feels like I'm visiting an art museum."

"Art and beauty combined, just like you. Let's explore museums and each other's minds together. 😉"

"Is your smile a masterpiece? Because every time I see it, I feel like I'm exploring the Louvre."

"Hey Lisa, is your face a museum? Because I can't stop admiring this work of art and it's making me 'Picasso' my pants."

Which Museum did you come from?

I mean... you're looking like a work of art

"Are you a piece of art? Because every detail on you screams beauty that even museums can't capture."

"Is your house a museum? Because you beautify it like a priceless work of art."

"I've seen masterpieces in museums, but your arched back is my favorite work of art."

I must be in a museum, because

You're truly a work of art.

"Do you like plandid photos? Because I can't picture my life without you adding color to my canvas."

Do you live at a museum?

Because you’re a work of art

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

"Your photos aren't just pictures, they're the art within art. Would you care to capture a coffee date next?"

"Ever admired a masterpiece close-up? Because my work of art isn't in a museum, but it's still priceless."

Do you know of any museums around here?

I figured you might know, since you're a work of art.

"Is your name Art? Because I've been staring at your beauty so long, it feels like I'm at a museum."

"Are you my next masterpiece? Because every time I look at you, I see a work of art that's too cool for museum."

Hey girl girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool 'cause I wanna make you my selection.

Have you ever posed n**...?

Hey girl I see a Futura with me and you.

Hey girl I'd like to see twenty four frames of you per second.

Hey girl is your name Salvador Dali because you is Persistently in my Memory.

Hey girl you shine so bright I need to change my ISO to 100.

Hey girl, I know you don't accept permanent loans but will you make an exception for my heart?

Hey girl. Call the Art Loss Register, because you just stole my heart.

Hey girl. It may take me a few days to carefully document your verso and recto sides.

How about you and me go out by the pool and brush up on our strokes?

I came here wanting to see great art, but I never thought I'd see such a vision of loveliness.

I love anatomy...especially yours.

I may not be an Yves Klein, but I’d be pretty blue if I couldn’t get your phone number.

I was not aware that living artists could exhibit themselves here...

I would drag you to a museum, but they said not to touch the masterpieces.

I would love to draw you. Would you pose for me?

I'd like to add you to my itinerary…in between V, I, and P.

I'd like to hang you up and nail you to the wall.

I’d better put on my conservation gloves, because you’re too beautiful to handle.

If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?

If I told you your body looked like the Met's Aphrodite, would you hold it against me?

If I were a painter, I'd put you down in paint. I'd hang you by the Mona Lisa and put that girl to shame.

If I were an art critic, I'd give you a ravishing review.

If I were Tehching Hsieh and you were art, I definitely couldn’t stop doing you for a whole year.

If you were Marina Abramovic I would sit in the MoMA lobby and stare at you all day.

If you were words on a page, you'd be fine print.

Is that a paint brush in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is your dad an art thief? Because you are a masterpiece.

Let me be your Frank Gehry and I’ll be sure to properly balance your curves.

Like the Mona Lisa smile, I find your smile absolutely intriguing.

Nice to meet you. I would shake your hand but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.

No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

See that painting? I'd buy it for you if I had a million dollars.

Sorry for staring, I thought your face was a work of art.

The shade of black you are waering really brings out your beauty.

Vincent Van Gogh out with me

Vincent Van Gogh: Ear's lookin' at you!

Would you mind if I tour the gallery with you?

You had me at the museum entrance.

You know, back in the 16th century, this kind of thing was taboo. My how things change...

You must be a piece of art, because I'd like to nail you up against a wall.

You must be a Richard Serra sculpture because I want to get involved with you, end up stuck in a loop, then get spit out right where I started.

You must be an Anish Kapoor sculpture, because I can see myself in you.

You're a work of art - who sculpted you?

you're so monet and you don't even know it

You’re an artist? I'd let you draw me naked anytime

your perfection infuriates post modernists

Baby you're so fine you could make an impression on MONET.

At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you are so much more beautiful up close.