Hey! Where you going? Get your t**... back over here by me.

You make me feel like I'm at a music festival.

Everytime I see you, I pitch a tent.

"Your smile is like the perfect festival anthem, it's irresistible, electrifying and it turns me on."

Are you security? Because I've got a suspicious bulge in my pants.

I'll call you when i finish the show and maybe we can hang out.

Can we cuddle naked while we listen to Above and beyond at EDM?

Can you feel the bass pounding in your chest

Do you like bracelets? Because I have a bunch in my van.

Do you like sub-bass? Because you just turn on my lower frequencies.

EDM is when the crowd is singing louder than the speaker.

Girl, you must be sold out, cause I'm thinking of ways to get in

HAPPY COACHELLA!

Have you heard of DJ Hanzel? Well, I got two deeper

Hey, baby, do you come to Stagecoach often? Hey, baby, now, what's your sign?

Hey, do you have a lighter?

Hey, good looking. Whatcha got cookin'? How's about cookin' somethin' up with me?

I ain't never seen a cowboy look that good in jeans.

I don't fall for pick up lines, but I fall for pick up trucks.

I drove my Cayenne out here too . . . great minds think alike!

I know you've heard that worn out line about love at first sight. Well, I never knew those words were true 'til you walked up the Stagecoach stage tonight.

I must be wearing 3-D glasses, because your body is popping

I think my jewel-studded g-string and your Gucci bikini would look great together on my hotel room floor in the morning.

I used to go to the Harvest Festival but I got sick of scoring with so many virgins.

I'll think of you when i'm playing [insert romantic sounding song here].

If you can make it, i'll see if i can get you a guest list spot.

Is this a camping festival? Cause you got us pitching tents

Is your hair frizzy because of the humidity or because you're shocked to see someone this good-looking?

Is your name Tiesto? Cuz I'd pay $50K just to see you for 2 hours.

Let's hang out after the show.

Listen to our new songs on bandcamp. I'd love to hear what you think.

My friend owns a helicopter and can get us out of here.

See those cops over there? They’re here for you, because it’s illegal to look that good.

The Stagecoach Festival is so loud in here I can't hear a thing. But I sure do like your style.

There are like 30 million people in a one mile radius, for the love of god don't make me go home alone tonight

There's a rave in my pants and you've got guest list.

To get backstage, you must go backdoor.

Wait, aren't you my kid's babysitter?

Wanna check out the tour bus?

Wanna help me pitch a tent? (Coachella)

What bands have been your favorite so far?

Where did you get those Mahi Mahi sliders?

You don't have to be perfect. You just have to listen to Trance.

Is that an extra w**... of wristbands in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that c**... sweat, or are you happy to see me?

You must be a cold shower, because I'd love to be inside you.

You must not have an air conditioner, because I'm your fan and you're turning me on.

You're the cutest boy/girl in I've seen in a bra top made out of reclaimed wood all day and I've seen about 33.

You're wearing a bear cap, I'm wearing a bear cap - let's make cubs.

Get ready for the drop...of my pants

You look like you could use something cool to s**... on.

Your name's sun screen right? I'd feel better if you were all over me.

I'm with Kanye.

If u can't enjoy this without drugs, then EDM clearly isn't for u.

You look familiar, are you a branding manager for Von Dutch or are you the bass player from Kings of Leon?

You should totally come to my show.

If I were a drum I'd let you kiss me all night long!

What bands are you excited for?

Are we in LA/Coachella/Stagecoach? Because you're turning this into a hard fest.

Are you here for one weekend or two?