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  1. If you and i where squirrels....

    Id bust a nut in your hole....

  2. "If you and I were squirrels...."

    So it's 2004, I'm 16 years old, working at a Winn-Dixie in Panama City Beach, FL (lived there for 12+ years) and a bunch of 40-something year old drunk men would come through my checkout line. I was the 2nd fastest cashier there, was basically a front end lead, and could control just about anything in the store, so I knew I could handle myself.

    But this one drunk guy...I was so uncomfortable but it made me laugh. I'll never forget this one:

    "If you and I were squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

    Thankfully, my manager was nearby and stayed with me until he left. I *was* underage, after all.

  3. If I was a squirrel

    Could I bust a nut in your bush?

  4. Are you a sock?

    Coz I want to bust a nut in you ;)

  5. You have the right to remain sexy

    Anything you do can and will make me BUST A NUT

  6. Are you a nutcracker?

    Because you busted my nut

  7. You Can Call Me a Model 3682 Air Data Calibrator

    Cause I’m about to bust a King Nut.

  8. Hi im a cop that arrests the mentally deranged

    my job to bust a nut , and your under arrest.

  9. Hey girl, call me a squirrel with a hammer

    Cause I'm tryna bust a nut

  10. Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

    Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me.

    We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life.

    Ok so, pick you up around 5?

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If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?