Top 50 Stuck Pick Up lines

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1. Do you know why I'd get stuck in customs with you, <girl's name>? Because leaving the country with national treasures is forbidden

   Is this really good or really garbage? I can't tell

2. Okay so I dmed a girl you win on her slutty Dorothy costume and she asked me “ what’s my prize”

   Please help me reply I’m actually stuck and I can’t make it dirty lol

3. If I'm a demon, you must be a Devil's Trap, cause I'm stuck on you.

4. I must be a deer tick, because I'm stuck on you.

5. You look stuck, do you need help getting your uniform off?

6. Can you help me?

   My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.

7. I feel like a plasma grenade, because I'm stuck to you babe.

8. Hi baby, how’d you like it if I stuck it in your Wooper?

9. Baby you make me feel like i’m stuck in the hyperbolic time chamber, not seeing you for a day feels like a year.

10. Used at Walmart

    Cute cashier: Hey, how are you?
    
    Me: Great, thanks. So how did you get stuck working on a holiday?
    
    CC: What holiday is it?
    
    Me: The day I met you ;)
    
    ....I don't get out much ( ._.)

Funny stuck pickup lines

If the pin of a grenade was stuck, would you pull out for me?

Are you a prison cell?

Cause i want to be stuck in you forever

If you were stuck in a tank, I'd save you.

Your eyes are deceiving that I'm stuck under your Genjutsu.

Hey girl are you a washing machine?

Cause I'm just stuck inside you

Hey girl, are you a song?
Because I always got you stuck in my head.

My mom always used to tell me that if I made a face for to long it would get stuck that way.

I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.

Hey stepsis, are you android studio?

Cuz you keep getting stuck all the time

I don't normally like snacks stuck in my braces

But for you, I'd make an exception

Hey girl, are you a bullet?

Cuz you’re gonna be stuck in my head for a long time

(Can remove if not good) Hey want to be my step-sister

Because I want you to call me when your stuck

Are you dandruff?

Coz you're gonna be stuck in my head for a long time.

Are you a zombie? Cuz I want my head in your mouth till you stuck my brains out

Are you the Evergreen Cargo Ship?

Because you’ve been stuck in my mind for a while

Babe, want to get stuck together for 2 weeks.

Are you a chinese finger trap?

Cause I would love to be stuck in you.

Are you a hamburger?

Because I wanna stuck all my meat between your buns

Don’t use in a real situation!

If Dwayne Johnson was on your right and I was on your left, I guess you could say that your stuck between a rock and a hard place.

I wanna washing machine

Cus I want you to get stuck right in there stepsis
Yeehaw

Need response to his "Quit spamming me I'm talking to [girl he and I both know] rn....

So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance

I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.

Pickup line for gabby?

I'm really stuck here

A good one for "ari"

Ooh i'm stuck on this name