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Top 50 Stuck Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Stuck chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. If I'm a demon, you must be a Devil's Trap, cause I'm stuck on you.

  2. I must be a deer tick, because I'm stuck on you.

  3. You look stuck, do you need help getting your uniform off?

  4. Can you help me?

    My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.

  5. I feel like a plasma grenade, because I'm stuck to you babe.

  6. Hi baby, how’d you like it if I stuck it in your Wooper?

  7. Baby you make me feel like i’m stuck in the hyperbolic time chamber, not seeing you for a day feels like a year.

  8. Used at Walmart

    Cute cashier: Hey, how are you?

    Me: Great, thanks. So how did you get stuck working on a holiday?

    CC: What holiday is it?

    Me: The day I met you ;)

    ....I don't get out much ( ._.)

  9. If the pin of a grenade was stuck, would you pull out for me?

  10. If you were stuck in a tank, I'd save you.

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Funny stuck pickup lines

Your eyes are deceiving that I'm stuck under your Genjutsu.

Are you a coconut?

Because i wanna get my dick stuck in you.

Is your cat stuck in a tree?

Cause I’m here to save that pussy.

Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles?

Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you

Hey girl, are you a song?

Because I always got you stuck in my head.

My mom always used to tell me that if I made a face for to long it would get stuck that way.

I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.

I don't normally like snacks stuck in my braces
But for you, I'd make an exception

Are you a jar of peanut butter?

Because if I stuck my dick in you, I'd be fucking nuts

I don't need a super glue

I'm already stuck to you..

Are you a chinese finger trap?

Cause I would love to be stuck in you.

Are you a hamburger?

Because I wanna stuck all my meat between your buns

Send help I'm stuck in the bathroom.

Damn are you toliet paper? Cause people can't seem to get enough of you these days.

Don’t use in a real situation!

If Dwayne Johnson was on your right and I was on your left, I guess you could say that your stuck between a rock and a hard place.

I wanna washing machine

Cus I want you to get stuck right in there stepsis

Need response to his "Quit spamming me I'm talking to [girl he and I both know] rn....

So obviously his game playing, trying to make me jealous, and this girl who always knows what to say is stuck. =P Thanks in advance

I must be a Dog Tick, because I'm stuck on you.

Pickup line for gabby?

I'm really stuck here

A good one for "ari"

Ooh i'm stuck on this name

I’d say you’re a 100 out of 100

But everytime I try to count that high you get me stuck on 69

Hey girl are you a zipper?

Because I could just stuck my pp into you.

Are you my poop

Cuz your stuck up my ass

Are you stuck in a vending machine?

Cuz i wanna take you out

Are you depressed yet?

Cause you’ve been stuck in my head all day.

Are you a catchy song, cause you get stuck in my head.

Please dont shoot me

Hey are you my student loans?

Cause I want to be stuck with you for 30 more years.