Top 50 Stuck Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stuck pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Stuck tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Do you know why I'd get stuck in customs with you, <girl's name>? Because leaving the country with national treasures is forbidden
Is this really good or really garbage? I can't tell
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Okay so I dmed a girl you win on her slutty Dorothy costume and she asked me “ what’s my prize”
Please help me reply I’m actually stuck and I can’t make it dirty lol
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If I'm a demon, you must be a Devil's Trap, cause I'm stuck on you.
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I must be a deer tick, because I'm stuck on you.
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You look stuck, do you need help getting your uniform off?
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Can you help me?
My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.
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I feel like a plasma grenade, because I'm stuck to you babe.
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Hi baby, how’d you like it if I stuck it in your Wooper?
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Baby you make me feel like i’m stuck in the hyperbolic time chamber, not seeing you for a day feels like a year.
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If the pin of a grenade was stuck, would you pull out for me?
Working stuck pickup lines
Used at Walmart
Cute cashier: Hey, how are you?
Me: Great, thanks. So how did you get stuck working on a holiday?
CC: What holiday is it?
Me: The day I met you ;)
....I don't get out much ( ._.)
Girl, are you a broken record player
Because I have you stuck in my head
Are you a prison cell?
Cause i want to be stuck in you forever
If you were stuck in a tank, I'd save you.
Hey girl, are you a tube of Pringles?
Because my whole fist is stuck inside of you
Are you a tree? Because I am a cat and want to get stuck in you.
Is your cat stuck in a tree? Because I’m here to save that pussy.
Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Maybe it's time to try something new tonight.
Hey girl are you a washing machine?
Cause I'm just stuck inside you
Hey girl, are you a song?
Because I always got you stuck in my head.
My mom always used to tell me that if I made a face for to long it would get stuck that way.
I guess she got it a bit wrong, because it's only when I'm with you I can't stop smiling.
Hey stepsis, are you android studio?
Cuz you keep getting stuck all the time
Hey girl, are you a bullet?
Cuz you’re gonna be stuck in my head for a long time
(Can remove if not good) Hey want to be my step-sister
Because I want you to call me when your stuck
Are you dandruff?
Coz you're gonna be stuck in my head for a long time.
I don't need a super glue
I'm already stuck to you..
Are you the Evergreen Cargo Ship?
Because you’ve been stuck in my mind for a while
Are you a zombie? Cuz I want my head in your mouth till you stuck my brains out
Babe, want to get stuck together for 2 weeks.
Are you a chinese finger trap?
Cause I would love to be stuck in you.
Are you a hamburger?
Because I wanna stuck all my meat between your buns
I wanna washing machine
Cus I want you to get stuck right in there stepsis
Yeehaw
Don’t use in a real situation!
If Dwayne Johnson was on your right and I was on your left, I guess you could say that your stuck between a rock and a hard place.
