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Top 16 Dumb Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dumb pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dumb conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You’re so dumb...

    You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

  2. I have a dirty weekend planned.

    Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

  3. We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

  4. Would you like to see my boa constrictor?

  5. Are you an idiot?

    Because you look dumb and stupid.

  6. Hey I like you

    I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb

  7. Are you a joke

    Because I'm always thinking about you.
    That sounded so dumb I just want to help people

  8. When a girl leaves me on read

    When a girl leaves me on read, What are the **funny things to text** to turn the flaky girl around?

    Here are the texts I came up with:

    - Hey you seem busy (**Pros**: Non-needy **Cons**: Not funny nor interesting)

    - How many guys are you texting :)? (**Pros**: A bit interesting because this could be true **Cons**: Slightly needy)

    Please let me know your go-to text line When girl leaves you on read

  9. Why are girls pretty and dumb?

    They are pretty so boys will like them. They are dumb so they will like boys back.

    Now I think you're pretty but are you dumb?

    I came up with it after watching IP man 3, what do you guys think of it? Any way to improve on it?

  10. This one is only for maths majors. My life is the set of real numbers and you are the LUB axiom.

    Dumbing it down- the real numbers wouldn't be complete if it weren't for the LUB axiom.

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I may not be Dominican, but I’d be really DUMB-inican if I didn’t ask you out.

Do you like to laugh?

Because I’m pretty funny lookin’


Me: I have the super power to pe super dumb you know
She: *coments about it*
Me: But you also have a superpower
She: Which one?
Me: Your smile can melt in one second ;)

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It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.