Hey I like you

I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb

You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

"I admit, I was a lousy writer, Kaylee. But can I rewrite our story?"

"Kaylee, we're like a classic novel--we had a rough chapter, but isn't the redemption part always the best?"

"Forget Einstein's theories, your smile is the only formula I need to know to brighten up my day."

"Do you believe in aliens? Because your logic is so out of this world, it's adorable."

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes... and in your lack of intelligence.

"Are you an encyclopedia? Because I'm totally lost in your facts...which aren't a lot, but who's counting?"

Janet: If there were an answer I could give you to how the universe works, it wouldn’t be special. It would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. It would just be a big, dumb food processor. But since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it’s euphoria.

"Are you a light bulb? Because even though you're not the brightest, I still find myself attracted to your glow!"

"Is your name Google? Because I may not be the smartest, but I've been searching for you all my life."

"I may be dumb, but even I know you're the most beautiful piece of my universe."

"Sweetheart, your 'yes' is just as intoxicating as your fiery spirit, even as it brands me a 'dumb ass'."

"I must've said something dumb, because your beauty left me utterly speechless."

"Is your name Google? Even if you don't have all the answers, I find myself wanting to search you all day."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because smart or not, you've already stolen my heart."

"I won't play dumb, because it takes intelligence to appreciate the beauty of a woman like you."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, but also a bit slow.

Haha, maybe they just couldn't get enough of me! 😏 Must be my irresistible charm. You're stuck with me now! 😉

"Are you a math problem? Because you're adding value to my life even though I'm bad at calculations."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you, even though you can't spell 'fine.'"

"The only thing I can't understand is how someone as sexy as you is still single."

"If being cute was a crime, you'd be guilty beyond a reasonable doubt, but I'd still pardon you."

"Did my eyes just turn into traffic lights? Because whenever they see you, they turn green with envy."

"Hey Kaylee, remember when we used to find metaphors in poems? How about finding a chance in our past mistakes?"

"Did you just fall from heaven? Because Heaven is missing its most adorable angel... who can't solve basic calculus."

"A mind may not be your forte, dear miss, but your beauty outshines the stars in pure bliss."

"Pretty Moon, with cats you're smitten, your charm's not dumb, it has me smitten."

"English may fail me, but with your grace I'm struck, in the language of love we need no luck."

"So, Kaylee, I see you've mastered the art of playing hard to read. Can't resist a good challenge."

"Though words may escape you, your beauty speaks volumes, making all around you bloom like spring's stunning blossoms."

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again with a 'How to Love Dummies' guide?"

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my words, even if they sound dumb."

"Your 'yes' ignited my world. Fancy igniting some more sparks...over dinner?"

"Kaylee, remember when we used to find metaphors in literature? Maybe it's time we found one in our story."

"Your beauty's fluent in a language that's true, even dumb English cannot define you."

"Hey Kaylee, do you remember how we used to exchange thoughts, not just words in this English class?"

"You're so vibrant and fun, hanging out with you feels like a roller coaster ride!"

"Your beauty is so blinding, it makes complex things like pickup lines seem easy to understand."

"Who needs to act dumb when your intelligence is the only thing I'm attracted to?"

"Kaylee, our story might have ended, but doesn't every great writer revise their drafts?"

"I may act dumb sometimes, but I'm smart enough to know you're the most radiant beauty I've ever seen."

Don't let anyone call you silly or dumb, your beauty and brains make others feel numb.

"Gorgeous, you saying 'yes' shines brighter than your eyes, even when you're calling me a dumb ass."

Because they knew you were too good to only experience once. Lucky for you, I'm here to stay! 🌟

"Are you a light bulb? Because even if you're not the brightest, you certainly know how to light up a room."

"Is your name Google? Because even though I'm pretty clueless, you've got everything I'm searching for."

Maybe the universe just couldn't resist giving me another chance to chat with you. Lucky for both of us!

"Are you a math exam? Because I'm totally unprepared but I still find myself trying to score."

"Though English may puzzle, your beauty's no riddle, an allure so stunning it makes my heart fiddle."

"Are you a light bulb? Because whenever I see you, everything else seems dim!"

"Acting dumb may not be my forte, but admiring your beauty certainly is."

"I may act dumb, but it's only because your beauty leaves me speechless."

"Act dumb? How could I, when your brilliance lights up every conversation we have?"

"My mind may be slow, but my heart beats fast, when I see your glow, I know it's love that'll last."

"Are you my homework? Because I might not be the sharpest tool, but I'm definitely picking you up tonight."

"Though wisdom you lack, your allure's no tall tale, it's as enchanting as a moonlit nightingale."

"Alright, no more dumb lines, but seriously: Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Kaylee, remember when we used to share notes? How about we start sharing moments again, instead?"

"Are you a traffic sign? Because stop, I'm already head over heels, even if you can't spell it."

"Are you a school test? Because even though you're not the brightest, I'm still trying to get an A for Affection."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my smarter glasses on?"

"Kaylee, let's start a new chapter, where the exes turn into best friends, what do you say?"

"Your intellect may waver, yet your allure is true, captivating hearts like a breathtaking view."

"Remember when we used to find metaphors in everything, Kaylee? Well, our story isn't finished yet."

"Acting dumb? No, darling, I'm just lost in the brilliance of your mind."

Haha, must be fate trying to bring us together! Don't worry, I promise this time you won't need any returns.

"Are you a math book? Because we got a lot of problems to solve but I can't resist your endless equations."

"Your intelligence might play hide and seek, but your beauty is always on full display."

"Are you a light bulb? Because when you're around, even my dumbest ideas seem bright."

"Though you may think I'm dumb, your beauty leaves me utterly numb, for you shine brighter than the sun."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a dictionary?"

"If love is blind, then it's perfect because I fall for you every time you forget where your keys are."

"You may not be a smart cookie, but darling, you're the sweetest treat I've ever seen."

"Do you have a map? Because I've lost my way in the simplicity of your thoughts."

"Don't worry, I won't act dumb, but you do make me crazy with your stunning charm."

"I promise not to play dumb, especially when it's obvious how incredibly intelligent and captivating you are."

"Can I be your math tutor? Let's add some maturity, subtract the sillyness, and multiply the laughter together."

"Brains may not be your thing, but that body could teach a Masterclass in seduction."

When a girl leaves me on read

When a girl leaves me on read, What are the **funny things to text** to turn the flaky girl around?


Here are the texts I came up with:


- Hey you seem busy (**Pros**: Non-needy **Cons**: Not funny nor interesting)


- How many guys are you texting :)? (**Pros**: A bit interesting because this could be true **Cons**: Slightly needy)


Please let me know your go-to text line When girl leaves you on read

Why are girls pretty and dumb?

They are pretty so boys will like them. They are dumb so they will like boys back.

Now I think you're pretty but are you dumb?

I came up with it after watching IP man 3, what do you guys think of it? Any way to improve on it?

Get ready for a dumb line

“Hey girl! Let’s act like magellanic penguins and mate for life”

This one is only for maths majors. My life is the set of real numbers and you are the LUB axiom.

Dumbing it down- the real numbers wouldn't be complete if it weren't for the LUB axiom.

Do you like to laugh?

Because I’m pretty funny lookin’

Superpower

Me: I have the super power to pe super dumb you know
She: *coments about it*
Me: But you also have a superpower
She: Which one?
Me: Your smile can melt in one second ;)

I may not be Dominican, but I’d be really DUMB-inican if I didn’t ask you out.

You are so funny you almost make me forget.

Almost.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.