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95 Dumb Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 95 dumb pick up lines for her and flirty dumb rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about dumb that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your dumb rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny dumb pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty dumb joke for a great chat response.

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  1. You’re so dumb...

    You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

  2. What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

    You're so pretty!
    Aw, thank you :)

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  3. I have a dirty weekend planned.

    Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

  4. We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

  5. Would you like to see my boa constrictor?

  6. Are you an idiot?

    Because you look dumb and s**....

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about dumb are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey I like you

I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb

You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

"I admit, I was a lousy writer, Kaylee. But can I rewrite our story?"

"Kaylee, we're like a classic novel--we had a rough chapter, but isn't the redemption part always the best?"

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"Though English be dumb, your eyes recite poems, they're a symphony, making my heart its home."

"Forget Einstein's theories, your smile is the only formula I need to know to brighten up my day."

"Your intelligence might not be your strongest suit, but girl, your beauty outshines any Einstein."

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"Even if you don't catch every word, your smile tells me you're the most captivating story I've ever heard."

"Is your name Google? Because I may not be the smartest, but I've been searching for you all my life."

"Are you an encyclopedia? Because I'm totally lost in your facts...which aren't a lot, but who's counting?"

Janet: If there were an answer I could give you to how the universe works, it wouldn’t be special. It would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. It would just be a big, dumb food processor. But since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it’s euphoria.

"Are you a light bulb? Because even though you're not the brightest, I still find myself attracted to your glow!"

"I may act dumb, but I'm smart enough to know you're the most gorgeous girl in the room."

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"I may be dumb, but even I know you're the most beautiful piece of my universe."

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Try using funny and charming Dumb conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Because smart or not, you've already stolen my heart."

"Is your name Google? Even if you don't have all the answers, I find myself wanting to search you all day."

"Sweetheart, your 'yes' is just as intoxicating as your fiery spirit, even as it brands me a 'dumb ass'."

"I won't play dumb, because it takes intelligence to appreciate the beauty of a woman like you."

"I might act dumb, but I know for sure that your smile is the smartest thing I've ever seen."

"The only thing I can't understand is how someone as sexy as you is still single."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you, even though you can't spell 'fine.'"

"Are you a math problem? Because you're adding value to my life even though I'm bad at calculations."

"Did you just fall from heaven? Because Heaven is missing its most adorable angel... who can't solve basic calculus."

"A mind may not be your forte, dear miss, but your beauty outshines the stars in pure bliss."

"Did my eyes just turn into traffic lights? Because whenever they see you, they turn green with envy."

"Hey Kaylee, remember when we used to find metaphors in poems? How about finding a chance in our past mistakes?"

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Using good and clever Dumb hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Well, since you've already said yes, how about we skip the small talk and dive straight into forever?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again with a 'How to Love Dummies' guide?"

"Though words may escape you, your beauty speaks volumes, making all around you bloom like spring's stunning blossoms."

"English may fail me, but with your grace I'm struck, in the language of love we need no luck."

"Pretty Moon, with cats you're smitten, your charm's not dumb, it has me smitten."

"So, Kaylee, I see you've mastered the art of playing hard to read. Can't resist a good challenge."

"Your 'yes' ignited my world. Fancy igniting some more sparks...over dinner?"

"Kaylee, remember when we used to find metaphors in literature? Maybe it's time we found one in our story."

"Your beauty is so blinding, it makes complex things like pickup lines seem easy to understand."

"You're so vibrant and fun, hanging out with you feels like a roller coaster ride!"

"Your beauty's fluent in a language that's true, even dumb English cannot define you."

"Hey Kaylee, do you remember how we used to exchange thoughts, not just words in this English class?"

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"Playing dumb? Never with you, as your intelligence is the smartest thing I've ever fallen for."

"Who needs to act dumb when your intelligence is the only thing I'm attracted to?"

"Kaylee, our story might have ended, but doesn't every great writer revise their drafts?"

"Are you a math exam? Because I'm totally unprepared but I still find myself trying to score."

"Are you a light bulb? Because even if you're not the brightest, you certainly know how to light up a room."

"I may act dumb sometimes, but I'm smart enough to know you're the most radiant beauty I've ever seen."

"Gorgeous, you saying 'yes' shines brighter than your eyes, even when you're calling me a dumb ass."

"Is your name Google? Because even though I'm pretty clueless, you've got everything I'm searching for."

"You're so beautiful, even my IQ points increase when I look at you."

"Though English may puzzle, your beauty's no riddle, an allure so stunning it makes my heart fiddle."

"I may act dumb, but it's only because your beauty leaves me speechless."

"Acting dumb may not be my forte, but admiring your beauty certainly is."

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Flirty dumb Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Dumb pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Act dumb? How could I, when your brilliance lights up every conversation we have?"

"Are you a light bulb? Because whenever I see you, everything else seems dim!"

"Though wisdom you lack, your allure's no tall tale, it's as enchanting as a moonlit nightingale."

"My mind may be slow, but my heart beats fast, when I see your glow, I know it's love that'll last."

"Are you my homework? Because I might not be the sharpest tool, but I'm definitely picking you up tonight."

"Are you a traffic sign? Because stop, I'm already head over heels, even if you can't spell it."

"Kaylee, remember when we used to share notes? How about we start sharing moments again, instead?"

"Alright, no more dumb lines, but seriously: Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"Are you a school test? Because even though you're not the brightest, I'm still trying to get an A for Affection."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my smarter glasses on?"

"Remember when we used to find metaphors in everything, Kaylee? Well, our story isn't finished yet."

"Kaylee, let's start a new chapter, where the exes turn into best friends, what do you say?"

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"Acting dumb? No, darling, I'm just lost in the brilliance of your mind."

"Your intellect may waver, yet your allure is true, captivating hearts like a breathtaking view."

"Are you a math book? Because we got a lot of problems to solve but I can't resist your endless equations."

"Your intelligence might play hide and seek, but your beauty is always on full display."

"Are you a light bulb? Because when you're around, even my dumbest ideas seem bright."

"Though you may think I'm dumb, your beauty leaves me utterly numb, for you shine brighter than the sun."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with a dictionary?"

"If love is blind, then it's perfect because I fall for you every time you forget where your keys are."

Are you a joke

Because I'm always thinking about you.
That sounded so dumb I just want to help people

"Don't worry, I won't act dumb, but you do make me crazy with your stunning charm."

"You may not be a smart cookie, but darling, you're the sweetest treat I've ever seen."

"Do you have a map? Because I've lost my way in the simplicity of your thoughts."

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Dumb love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Dumb chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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