The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

19 Dumb Pick Up lines

Here are 19 dumb pick up lines for her and flirty dumb rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about dumb that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your dumb rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny dumb pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty dumb joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Dumb Pickup Lines

A good Dumb hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. You’re so dumb...

    You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

  2. What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦‍️🤦‍️

    You're so pretty!
    Aw, thank you :)
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  3. I have a dirty weekend planned.

    Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

  4. We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

  5. Would you like to see my boa constrictor?

  6. Are you an idiot?

    Because you look dumb and s**....

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What is a good Dumb pickup line?

Short and cute dumb pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about dumb are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey I like you

I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb

You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

Janet: If there were an answer I could give you to how the universe works, it wouldn’t be special. It would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. It would just be a big, dumb food processor. But since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it’s euphoria.

Are you a joke

Because I'm always thinking about you.
That sounded so dumb I just want to help people

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Smooth Dumb pickup line

This one is only for maths majors. My life is the set of real numbers and you are the LUB axiom.

Dumbing it down- the real numbers wouldn't be complete if it weren't for the LUB axiom.

Get ready for a dumb line

“Hey girl! Let’s act like magellanic penguins and mate for life”

Why are girls pretty and dumb?

They are pretty so boys will like them. They are dumb so they will like boys back.

Now I think you're pretty but are you dumb?

I came up with it after watching IP man 3, what do you guys think of it? Any way to improve on it?


Cheesy dumb Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Superpower

Me: I have the super power to pe super dumb you know
She: *coments about it*
Me: But you also have a superpower
She: Which one?
Me: Your smile can melt in one second ;)

I may not be Dominican, but I’d be really DUMB-inican if I didn’t ask you out.

Do you like to laugh?

Because I’m pretty funny lookin’

You are so funny you almost make me forget.

Almost.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.


Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Dumb love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Dumb chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.