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Top 12 dumb Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Dumb chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I have a dirty weekend planned. Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

  2. We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

  3. Would you like to see my boa constrictor?

  4. This is a stupid one that came to me

    I may be stupid
    I may be dumb
    But why not you just let me
    Finger you bum

  5. When a girl leaves me on read

    When a girl leaves me on read, What are the **funny things to text** to turn the flaky girl around?


    Here are the texts I came up with:


    - Hey you seem busy (**Pros**: Non-needy **Cons**: Not funny nor interesting)


    - How many guys are you texting :)? (**Pros**: A bit interesting because this could be true **Cons**: Slightly needy)


    Please let me know your go-to text line When girl leaves you on read

  6. This one is only for maths majors. My life is the set of real numbers and you are the LUB axiom.

    Dumbing it down- the real numbers wouldn't be complete if it weren't for the LUB axiom.

  7. Why are girls pretty and dumb?

    They are pretty so boys will like them. They are dumb so they will like boys back.

    Now I think you're pretty but are you dumb?

    I came up with it after watching IP man 3, what do you guys think of it? Any way to improve on it?

  8. Get ready for a dumb line

    “Hey girl! Let’s act like magellanic penguins and mate for life”

  9. Do you like to laugh?

    Because I’m pretty funny lookin’

  10. Superpower

    Me: I have the super power to pe super dumb you know
    She: *coments about it*
    Me: But you also have a superpower
    She: Which one?
    Me: Your smile can melt in one second ;)

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It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

You are so funny you almost make me forget.

Almost.