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Top 16 Dumb Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Dumb chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You’re so dumb...

    You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.

  2. I have a dirty weekend planned.

    Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

  3. We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.

  4. Would you like to see my boa constrictor?

  5. A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

    Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe it’ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:

    Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
    To that, the black bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.

    However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.”
    So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.

    But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: “sure, but you’ve gotta make me happy first.” The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.

    Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?

    [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]

    When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: “sure I’ll tell you but you’ve gotta make me happy first”.

  6. Are you a joke

    Because I'm always thinking about you.
    That sounded so dumb I just want to help people

  7. This is a stupid one that came to me

    I may be stupid
    I may be dumb
    But why not you just let me
    Finger you bum

  8. When a girl leaves me on read

    When a girl leaves me on read, What are the **funny things to text** to turn the flaky girl around?


    Here are the texts I came up with:


    - Hey you seem busy (**Pros**: Non-needy **Cons**: Not funny nor interesting)


    - How many guys are you texting :)? (**Pros**: A bit interesting because this could be true **Cons**: Slightly needy)


    Please let me know your go-to text line When girl leaves you on read

  9. Why are girls pretty and dumb?

    They are pretty so boys will like them. They are dumb so they will like boys back.

    Now I think you're pretty but are you dumb?

    I came up with it after watching IP man 3, what do you guys think of it? Any way to improve on it?

  10. This one is only for maths majors. My life is the set of real numbers and you are the LUB axiom.

    Dumbing it down- the real numbers wouldn't be complete if it weren't for the LUB axiom.

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“Hey girl! Let’s act like magellanic penguins and mate for life”

Do you like to laugh?

Because I’m pretty funny lookin’

Superpower

Me: I have the super power to pe super dumb you know
She: *coments about it*
Me: But you also have a superpower
She: Which one?
Me: Your smile can melt in one second ;)

I may not be Dominican, but I’d be really DUMB-inican if I didn’t ask you out.

It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.

You are so funny you almost make me forget.

Almost.