Top 19 Dumb Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Dumb pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dumb tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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You’re so dumb...
You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.
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What's a witty response after a girl tells you thank you, when you tell her that shes pretty? I always hit a wall at that point and say something dumb 🤦️🤦️
You're so pretty!
Aw, thank you :)
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I have a dirty weekend planned.
Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.
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We make a real sharp couple. I'm dumb. You're shy.
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Would you like to see my boa constrictor?
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Are you an idiot?
Because you look dumb and s**....
Working short dumb pickup lines to impress a girl
Hey I like you
I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb
You’re so dumb you wouldn’t know cute if you looked in a mirror.
Janet: If there were an answer I could give you to how the universe works, it wouldn’t be special. It would just be machinery fulfilling its cosmic design. It would just be a big, dumb food processor. But since nothing seems to make sense, when you find something or someone that does, it’s euphoria.
Are you a joke
Because I'm always thinking about you.
That sounded so dumb I just want to help people
Why are girls pretty and dumb?
They are pretty so boys will like them. They are dumb so they will like boys back.
Now I think you're pretty but are you dumb?
I came up with it after watching IP man 3, what do you guys think of it? Any way to improve on it?
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“Hey girl! Let’s act like magellanic penguins and mate for life”
This one is only for maths majors. My life is the set of real numbers and you are the LUB axiom.
Dumbing it down- the real numbers wouldn't be complete if it weren't for the LUB axiom.
dumb Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Do you like to laugh?
Because I’m pretty funny lookin’
Superpower
Me: I have the super power to pe super dumb you know
She: *coments about it*
Me: But you also have a superpower
She: Which one?
Me: Your smile can melt in one second ;)
I may not be Dominican, but I’d be really DUMB-inican if I didn’t ask you out.
You are so funny you almost make me forget.
Almost.
It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Dumb phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.