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Top 49 Dang Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dang pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Dang girl are you a banana?

    Cause I want to peel off your skin

  2. Dang girl are you an uchiha because you're the last of your kind.

  3. Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

  4. Dang girl, do you make tacos? Cuz I really want some of that lengua.

  5. Dang Girl! I like the way your spikes match your shoes.

  6. Dang girl are you Cortana cuz you're always in my head.

  7. Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again.

  8. Dang, your so hot if you ate bread you would shit toast

    There it is

  9. Dang! Your fortress certainly has plenty of buttresses.

  10. Dang girl, can you stop being so full of yourself

    And try being full of me for a while

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Funny dang pickup lines

Dang it i shoulda tied my shoes
But its too late now, im already falling for you

Are you an electric current passing through tightly coiled metal wire?

Because dang boi you're pretty attractive

Dang, girl, are you my Spotify playlist?

‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.

(could be replaced with anything you like to listen to)

Hey girl are you rętarded?

Because dang... you’re special

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Dang girl, you must be traveling at the speed of light

Cause everytime I see your cute face, you break my quantum wave function

Dang girl are you my appendix...
Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Dang, I know every letter in the alphabet…

I just wish that I know u

Dang girl am I r2d2 because

(Begins whistling robotically)

Dang Girl , are you a Telegram?

Because you made me do a FULL STOP!

Dang girl call me a blinker

Cuz i would let you use me

Dang I’m fresh out of underwear.

Can I have yours?

Are any loved ones of yours retarded?

('Cause DANG you're special!)

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Working Dang tinder opener

This only applies in Europe unfortunately

"Dang boy, are you the South Park movie?

Cuz I like 'em bigger, longer, and uncut"

Dang i must be an enderman

Because i can’t stop myself from looking into your eyes

Dang girl, are you Na?

Because I want to sodiumize you

Dang are you the new year?

Because I think you’re a solid 20/20

Dang girl are you a pothole in the road?

Cuz I wanna fill you with my load

Are you from a dango family?

Coz dang girl!

(Nsfw) Dang girl are you a mannequin?

Cause I wanna get kicked out of Macy's for touching you

Dang, that protein looks like the right configuration for my nuclear pores.

Dang girl, are you my ballsack hair

Because I want to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes, and stare at you

Dang girl are you Italian?

Because I want a piz-za that ass!

Dang you like guys?

We have so much income we should hook up