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Top 48 Dang Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dang pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dang conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Dang girl are you a banana?

    Cause I want to peel off your skin

  2. Do you have mosquitos at your place ?

    Yes - Dang , I don't want anyone else sucking you off ;)
    No- Good , I don't want anyone else sucking you off ;)

  3. Dang girl are you an uchiha because you're the last of your kind.

  4. Hey baby why do you smell so good? Is it because you've been in Dang Wangi last night?

  5. Dang girl, do you make tacos? Cuz I really want some of that lengua.

  6. Dang Girl! I like the way your spikes match your shoes.

  7. Dang girl are you Cortana cuz you're always in my head.

  8. Pardon me Miss. I…uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again.

  9. Dang! Your fortress certainly has plenty of buttresses.

  10. Dang girl, can you stop being so full of yourself

    And try being full of me for a while

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Funny dang pickup lines

Dang girl, are you an elevator?
Cause I wanna go down on you!

Dang it i shoulda tied my shoes

But its too late now, im already falling for you

Are you an electric current passing through tightly coiled metal wire?

Because dang boi you're pretty attractive

Dang, girl, are you my Spotify playlist?

‘Cuz I wanna listen to you all day long.

(could be replaced with anything you like to listen to)

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Dang guy are you a balloon because i want to blow you

Dang girl, you must be traveling at the speed of light
Cause everytime I see your cute face, you break my quantum wave function

Dang girl are you my appendix...

Because I don't understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

Dang, I know every letter in the alphabet…

I just wish that I know u

Dang girl am I r2d2 because

(Begins whistling robotically)

Dang Girl , are you a Telegram?

Because you made me do a FULL STOP!

Dang girl call me a blinker

Cuz i would let you use me

Dang I’m fresh out of underwear.

Can I have yours?

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(Nerdy) dang girl are you a sinusoidal plot?

Because your curve goes on forever

This only applies in Europe unfortunately

"Dang boy, are you the South Park movie?

Cuz I like 'em bigger, longer, and uncut"

Dang i must be an enderman

Because i can’t stop myself from looking into your eyes

Dang girl, are you Na?

Because I want to sodiumize you

Are you from a dango family?

Coz dang girl!

Dang, that protein looks like the right configuration for my nuclear pores.

Dang are you the new year?

Because I think you’re a solid 20/20

Dang girl, are you an abortion?

Cuz you’re killing, baby

Is your name berry?

Because dang-girl-berry

Dang you like guys?

We have so much income we should hook up

Dang girl are you a pothole in the road?

Cuz I wanna fill you with my load