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Top 13 Intelligent Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Intelligent chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. If I had to plot your [beauty / intelligence/ etc] on a graph it would be x=0 on the |x|/x graph.

    Because it’s unlimited.

  2. I like intelligent girls like you, they always taste better.

  3. Hi. I think you're really beautiful and intelligent. Would you like to go out sometime?

  4. An oldy but one of my favorites!

    I could sing my ABC's to you
    A because you're Attractive
    B because you're beautiful
    C because you're confident
    E because you're exciting
    G because you're great
    H because you're hot
    I because you're intelligent
    J because you're just perfect
    K because you're kind
    L because you're lovely
    M because I miss u when gone
    N because you're nice
    O because you're outstanding
    P because you're particular
    Q because you're a Queen
    R because you're ravishing
    S because you're stellar
    T because you're terrific
    U because you're unique
    V because you're vivacious
    W because you're wonderful
    X because you're xenodochial
    Y because you're yummy
    Z because you're zestful

    Punchline when they see there is no D or F is I can give you the D later because you're so F**kable.

  5. If X and Y were two ends on a sliding scale...

    If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're retarded.

    If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're ugly as fuck.

    If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of beautiful.

    If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of intelligence.

    Either way, you're calling someone ugly or stupid.

    Obligatory "Works every time"

  6. Are you S.H.I.T.?

    Sexy

    Hot

    Intelligent

    Tempting

  7. 1. *have an intelligent conversation*

    2. Be called smart somewhere in the talk

    3. Say “If you wanna make this boy stupid lend me your 🧠 “

    4. Get head.

  8. Hey girl. How do you know when a woman is about to say something intelligent?

    She starts off by saying "a man once told me..."

  9. How many cute boys does it take to change a lightbulb?

    Just one because I'm also intelligent ;)

  10. Intelligent too, Ooh, You my sweetheart. I've always liked my women book and street smart. (Fancy)

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YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

Are you a ruby? Because you are both beautiful and intelligent.

If you're as intelligent as you are beautiful, then you'd know that today is not the anniversary of the Mexican revolution, but rather the Mexican army's unlikely victory over French forces at the battle of puebla. Now lose the pants.