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Top 50 Creepy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Creepy chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

  2. What's your number?? Err I mean your name?

  3. You probably shouldn't go home with me, but I can almost guarantee you will.

  4. Hey baby, you smell good, wanna smell me?

  5. So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

  6. Do you like me ? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.

  7. I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.

  8. Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.

  9. Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

  10. I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

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Funny creepy pickup lines

Life is short. Let's f**k and see if there is anything after that. Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.

Do you like tapes and CD's? Cause I'm gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD's nuts.

Nice f**king weather. Want to?

I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face.

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

Do you work for Papa Johns? Cause you're a fine pizza ass.

Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?

You should stop drinking, because you're driving me home!

Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

"Do you like cherries?" [No.] "Ok, can I have yours?"

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pussy.

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.

Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

Are you a pirate? Cause I’ve got a lot of semen waiting for you.

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

Are you an early hominid? Because I've got a Homo Erectus right now.

Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.