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Top 50 Creepy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Creepy pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Creepy conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

  2. What's your number?? Err I mean your name?

  3. You probably shouldn't go home with me, but I can almost guarantee you will.

  4. Hey baby, you smell good, wanna smell me?

  5. So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

  6. Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.

  7. Do you like me ? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.

  8. I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

  9. Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

  10. Nice f**king weather. Want to?

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I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face.

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

You should stop drinking, because you're driving me home!

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Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

"Do you like cherries?" [No.] "Ok, can I have yours?"

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have kiss within the next 30 minutes.

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.

I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.

Do you like Kellogg’s? Cause I wanna Frost your Flakes.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I'm China get into your Japantees

Now that Trump is president, our country surely is screwed... and you can be too!

If the sun were to stop shining, I'd be your source of vitamin D.