50 Creepy Pick Up lines

Here are 50 creepy pick up lines for her and flirty creepy rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about creepy that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your creepy rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny creepy pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty creepy joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Creepy Pickup Lines

A good Creepy hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.
What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
You probably shouldn't go home with me, but I can almost guarantee you will.
Hey baby, you smell good, wanna smell me?
So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?
Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.

Short and cute creepy pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about creepy are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Do you like me ? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.

Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

Nice f**king weather. Want to?

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.

You should stop drinking, because you're driving me home!

Cheesy creepy Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

"Do you like cherries?" [No.] "Ok, can I have yours?"

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have kiss within the next 30 minutes.

Corny creepy Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Creepy conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

Do you like Kellogg’s? Cause I wanna Frost your Flakes.

Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.

I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I'm China get into your Japantees

If the sun were to stop shining, I'd be your source of vitamin D.

A good creepy Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Creepy hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Now that Trump is president, our country surely is s**...... and you can be too!

How much will $20 get me?

I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

Do you believe in free love? [No] Then how much do you cost?

You’re so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

So are you ready to meet my parents?

Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that!

Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.

Do you like Ramen Noodles? Cuz I'll be Rammin' my noodle in you later.

We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.

I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

If I were a Nintendo cartridge would you blow me?

Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Creepy love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Creepy chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.