Top 50 Creepy Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Creepy rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Creepy pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.
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I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.
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What's your number?? Err I mean your name?
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You probably shouldn't go home with me, but I can almost guarantee you will.
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Hey baby, you smell good, wanna smell me?
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So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?
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Do you like me ? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.
Working short creepy pickup lines to impress a girl
Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.
Nice shoes, wanna f**k?
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
Nice f**king weather. Want to?
They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.
Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!
Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?
creepy Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
You should stop drinking, because you're driving me home!
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
"Do you like cherries?" [No.] "Ok, can I have yours?"
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have kiss within the next 30 minutes.
creepy Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.
Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?
Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.
Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.
I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
Do you like Kellogg’s? Cause I wanna Frost your Flakes.
Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.
I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.
Do you have an Asian passport? Because I'm China get into your Japantees
If the sun were to stop shining, I'd be your source of vitamin D.
creepy Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Now that Trump is president, our country surely is s**...... and you can be too!
How much will $20 get me?
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Do you believe in free love? [No] Then how much do you cost?
Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.
You’re so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.
So are you ready to meet my parents?
Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that!
Do you like Ramen Noodles? Cuz I'll be Rammin' my noodle in you later.
We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.
I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!
If I were a Nintendo cartridge would you blow me?
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Creepy phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Creepy lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.