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110 Creepy Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 creepy pick up lines for her and flirty creepy rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about creepy that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your creepy rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny creepy pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty creepy joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Creepy Rizz

A good Creepy pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I hope this doesn't sound creepy, but you have six of the most beautiful teats I've ever seen.

  2. What's your number?? Err I mean your name?

  3. You probably shouldn't go home with me, but I can almost guarantee you will.

  4. Hey baby, you smell good, wanna smell me?

  5. So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

  6. Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.

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What is a good Creepy pickup line?

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Short and cute creepy pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about creepy are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Do you like me ? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.

Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

Nice f**king weather. Want to?

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Smooth Creepy pickup line

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.

Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?

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Cheesy creepy Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You should stop drinking, because you're driving me home!

Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

"Do you like cherries?" [No.] "Ok, can I have yours?"

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Working Creepy tinder opener

Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.

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Funny creepy Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Creepy conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

Do you like whales? Cause we can go h**... back at my place.

I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.

Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.

Do you like Kellogg’s? Cause I wanna Frost your Flakes.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I'm China get into your Japantees

Now that Trump is president, our country surely is s**...... and you can be too!

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Clever creepy Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Creepy hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

If the sun were to stop shining, I'd be your source of vitamin D.

How much will $20 get me?

I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

Do you believe in free love? [No] Then how much do you cost?

You’re so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

So are you ready to meet my parents?

Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.

Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that!

Do you like Ramen Noodles? Cuz I'll be Rammin' my noodle in you later.

We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.

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Smooth creepy Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Creepy pickup lines make her give you her number.

I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!

If I were a Nintendo cartridge would you blow me?

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U.

Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them...

It's not just going to s**... itself.

I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna f**k you.

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Flirty creepy Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Creepy pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Don't let me die! I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

I'm easy. Are you?

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!

Oh you got a boyfriend? Perfect he can make us breakfast in the morning.

Want me to put some words in your mouth??

You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!

What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?

You look so good, I could just eat you up.

Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.

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Cringe creepy Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

Are you my homework? Cause I'm not doing you but I definitely should be.

You remind me of a crop, because I wanna plow you.

"Not sure if it's creepy, but I'm mesmerized by your allure. Can this humble beast accompany his enchanting beauty?"

Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

"Are you a blanket? Because your charm is warming up my night."

"Your smile lights up any room, just like stars do in the night. Can I be the moon to your starry sky?"

Do you smoke p**...? Because...

w**... look cute together.

Hey baby, I'll f**k you so well, the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.

Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?

"Your smile must be a lullaby, because it just made my heart dream."

If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven’t been in my pants yet!

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Creepy love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Creepy chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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