Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.

I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

Nice f**king weather. Want to?

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?

You should stop drinking, because you're driving me home!

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

"Do you like cherries?" [No.] "Ok, can I have yours?"

Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

Do you like whales? Cause we can go h**... back at my place.

Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.

Do you like Kellogg’s? Cause I wanna Frost your Flakes.

I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I'm China get into your Japantees

If the sun were to stop shining, I'd be your source of vitamin D.

Now that Trump is president, our country surely is s**...... and you can be too!

How much will $20 get me?

I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.

Do you believe in free love? [No] Then how much do you cost?

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.

Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that!

So are you ready to meet my parents?

Do you like Ramen Noodles? Cuz I'll be Rammin' my noodle in you later.

We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.

I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

If I were a Nintendo cartridge would you blow me?

Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them...

Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U.

It's not just going to s**... itself.

I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna f**k you.

Don't let me die! I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!

You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my home.

I'm easy. Are you?

Oh you got a boyfriend? Perfect he can make us breakfast in the morning.

Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!

What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?

You look so good, I could just eat you up.

Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.

"Do you have a map? Because I've been following you all night, and I like where it’s leading."

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

"Are you a photographer? Because every time I see you, I picture us together in a very steamy setting."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for, and I can't help but keep scrolling."

"Are you a haunted house? Because every time I look at you, my heart races like it’s in a thriller!"

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes while I 'casually' check out your photos."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I stalk your profile, everyone else disappears—especially when I see that smile!"

"Not sure if it's creepy, but I'm mesmerized by your allure. Can this humble beast accompany his enchanting beauty?"

"You must be a rare book, because I can't help but want to stalk every chapter of your story."

You remind me of a crop, because I wanna plow you.

Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.

"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I've been searching for—especially when I watch you from afar."

"Are you a blanket? Because your charm is warming up my night."

"Are you a haunted house? Because I can’t help but want to explore every creepy corner with you!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by your window again to make it happen?"

"Your smile lights up any room, just like stars do in the night. Can I be the moon to your starry sky?"

"Do you believe in love at first fright, or should I show you my collection of creepy dolls?"

"I must be a photographer because I can picture us tangled up together, you looking irresistible in every shot."

"Do you believe in love at first fright, or should I walk by your spooky collection again?"

Hey baby, I'll f**k you so well, the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears from my creepy radar."

Do you smoke p**...? Because...

w**... look cute together.

Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?

"Your smile must be a lullaby, because it just made my heart dream."

"Home safe! Basically broke world records avoiding creepy night crawlers...I'm talking about bugs, not zombies."

"Are you a map? Because I can't help but get lost in your eyes, even from a distance."

"Is your favorite ghost Casper? Because you've got me floating on air and feeling all warm and fuzzy!"

You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time.

Touch your toes and I'll show you where the rocket goes!

I only have 12 hours to live... please don't let me die a virgin.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I stalk your profile, everyone else disappears and you're all I see."

"Are you Laughing Jack? Because every time I see you, my heart starts performing its own creepy-carnival acrobatics!"

Hi, I'm gay. Do you think you can convert me?

"I must be a detective, because I can't help but find myself intrigued by every little detail about you."

My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?

"I'm not staring, just lost in the beauty of your eyes. If you're the beauty, can I be your beast?"

"Are you a haunted house? Because I can’t help but feel drawn to your creepy charm!"

"Do you believe in ghosts? Because I’m feeling a spooky connection that’s hauntingly hard to ignore!"

" Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... especially the creepy guy over there."

I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just f**k.

"Are you a ghost? Because my heart just got haunted by your creepy charm!"

You know, my lips won’t just kiss themselves.

"Are you a Legend of Zelda quest? Because your beauty is an adventure I'd brave any creepy pasta for."

I wish I was cross eyed, so I could see two of you.

You wanna go out this weekend? [Sorry, I have a boyfriend] I have a math test tomorrow [What?] Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could both cheat on!

Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and let you admire the view?"

"Are you a magician? Because every time I watch you, everyone else disappears and my heart races."

"Do you believe in love at first fright, or should I creep up on you again?"

"Like Ben Drowned in Majora's Mask, I'm drowning in the sea of your eyes, minus the creepy meme part!"

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, even in my most 'creepy' moments."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... and I'm not coming back."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears—especially when I'm stalking your stunning photos."

"Are you a haunted house? Because my heart races every time I think about exploring your spooky secrets!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears, and my heart starts doing tricks!"

Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence, and I’d happily be your devoted stalker."

"Do you believe in ghosts? Because I'm falling for you faster than a spirit in an abandoned mansion!"

"Can I follow you home? Not to sound creepy, but my parents always told me to follow my dreams."

Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.

Wanna go bowling? I’ll give you a chance to pin me.

You can’t be my first, but you could be my next.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—just like my stalking habits!"

"Is your sister a zombie? Because I'm dying to meet her after seeing how cool you are!"

My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning.

Are those space pants?

Cuz your kiss is out of this world!

What Actually Works

Just say you think she's cute and ask for her number lol. Don't be creepy.

Could I touch your belly button... from the inside?

Were you on Baywatch?

Cause I've been watching you, bae.

Creepy one.

Are you from Iraq? 'Cause I like the way you Baghdad kiss up.

You remind me of my cousin. I want to kiss you so bad, but I know that I can't.

Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

I'm like fireworks: smokin', fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.

I can't believe I haven't seen you in 8 years. You don't look a day over 15. Wait, is that creepy? (High School Acquaintance)

F**k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?