Top 12 Disgusting Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Disgusting pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Disgusting tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you disgusting
Hey girl, are you disgusting cause people say boys only love one thing and its f***ing disgusting
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After you read Upton Sinclair's The Jungle, I'm the only thing you won't be disgusted by.
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Rosie O'Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get disgusting with you.
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Hey girl are you an avocado?
Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside
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Hey girl, are you a black jelly bean?
Because you taste **disgusting**
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Drunk women are disgusting. By the way, I am going to win the drunk woman vote. (Donald Trump)
Working short disgusting pickup lines to impress a girl
Hey baby, did it hurt?
"Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)
When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?
Note:
switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory
Usage:
1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
3) ???
Is it hot in here? Because you're disgustingly sweaty.
What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!
What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
This is a lose-lose situation.
So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM
Are you an avocado?
Because your the right kind of fat and probably disgusting on the inside.
Hey girl are you my report card?
Because my parents would be disgusted if they saw you.
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Disgusting phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.