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Top 12 Disgusting Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Disgusting pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. After you read Upton Sinclair's The Jungle, I'm the only thing you won't be disgusted by.

  2. Rosie O'Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get disgusting with you.

  3. Damn girl, are you a banana Laffy Taffy

    Because you are fucking disgusting.

  4. Hey girl are you an avocado?

    Because you are the right kind of fat and probably very disgusting in the inside

  5. Hey girl, are you a black jelly bean?

    Because you taste **disgusting**

  6. Hey baby, did it hurt?

    "Did what hurt?" (*Rolls eyes*)

    When Abraham Lincoln was ASSASINATED?!?!?


    Note:
    switching from a normal tone of voice to yelling the last word is mandatory

    Usage:
    1) as a dropoff line to retaliate when they act in an insulting way, in order to relish in their typically hilarious reactions of disgust when you'd normally walk away
    2) to satisfy your hands/slap fetish, because that is a very likely result
    3) ???

  7. Drunk women are disgusting. By the way, I am going to win the drunk woman vote. (Donald Trump)

  8. Is it hot in here? Because you're disgustingly sweaty.

  9. Hey girl are you my report card?

    Because my parents would be disgusted if they saw you.

  10. Are you an avocado?

    Because your the right kind of fat and probably disgusting on the inside.

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What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women!
What Happens When You Are THIRSTY Towards Women:
They become DISGUSTED by your presence, and also, of most other men.
They then go home to their Husbands, Fathers, Brothers or Sons and COMPLAIN about Men being "Dogs".
This is a lose-lose situation.
So Tusty-men, PLEASE STOP! -PM

Most people would find you fat and disgusting,

But i don’t