Once you go Drac, you never go back.

Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

Girl, I can't get enough of you.

It's that time of the month.

We'll have a howlin good time tonight!

I fell in blood the first time I saw you!

So you're a virgin...I hope you don't mind me sacrificing you a bit.

I'll kiss you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you'll be Thor in the morning.

Hey can i pick your brain for a minute?

If I told you you had a celestial body would you hold it against me?

Hey attractive, come to this reality often?

I'm like the moon ... I'll make you howl.

Is that verucan horned parasite or are you just happy to see me?

When I look at you I remain dead inside.

You are a breath of fresh air in an otherwise all-too-nitrogenous atmosphere.

You must be Artemis, cause just looking makes me buck wild.

Hey baby... you got any diseases? Want one?

You make me want to go out into the sun. I belong to you.

Nice skin, but it'd look better on my floor.

I've always rated brains over beaut.

You're so beautiful, I want to eat you brain and we can live together forever.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I float by again?

I don't have a heart, but if my heart was still beating, it would be for you.

I'm a explorer, can I explore your haunted house?

Why don't you suprise your roomate and not come home tonight?

So...Is this your first abduction?

If I were a zombie baby, I'd eat you first.

You're so beautiful, you look like you're from another planet.

I bet you're a screamer and a moaner.

Hey Earthling, what else do you suppose we can do with that large hadron collider of yours?

If you were a walker falling down stairs, I'd be there to catch you.

Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

Did you fart? Because I just felt the thunder.

I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.

Can I possess you like you have possessed my obsession?

I know I said "this mortal form has grown weak", but you can go rough on me baby.

I bet you're a freak in the sheets. I mean a ghost.

I'd come back for you.

I may be a zombie, but if my heart was still beating it would beat for you.

Are you Helen? Because I don't think a Trojan is gonna get between us.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see Candyman in your pants!

I'd wait in purgatory forever for you.

Hey babe, you're hot AF.

Even hotter than most of the vampires I've burned.

If I still had lungs, you would totally take my breath away!

You may be a zombie, but I'd love you to give ME brains.

If I was still alive, your looks would stop my heart!

I shall electrify you with my good looks and charm, fair lady.

What's a nice corpse like you doing in a feeding frenzy like this?

I'm gonna call you Odysseus, because you're about to meet a one-eyed monster.

If we were in a zombie apocalypse, i'd save you.

I'm an Assgardian, do you require protection?

Helen is nothing compared to you.

You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

When I saw your face, my heart started to beat again.

You have a very delicate neck! Can I taste it?

Are you a ghost sweetheart? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.

Did it hurt? When you clawed your way out of your grave?

If I could rearrange the cemetery, I'd put boo and I together.

Hello I'm also gonna make you have sleepless nights an put you under my spell

So you're a slayer? I like that in a woman.

I hear this house is haunted baby … we better stick together.

Your Spaceship or mine?

I have died everyday waiting for you.

Prepare for an invasion of epic proportions.

I know how to make you scream.

Baby, I can make you scream in ways you've never screamed before...

Just because I don't slumber in the grave doesn't mean I can't sleep with you.

I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive the Zombie Holocaust with.

I can make you moan better than all these zombies.... If you know what I mean.

Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

I wanna lock you down like those people in my basement.

Are you Hermes because you look little and quick.

If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

Come with me and I'll make u see Valhalla.

I was dead inside until I met you.

Is that a chunk of rotting flesh, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a zombie? Because I will totally let you eat me.

Mmmm you look so tasty, I could eat you right up.

Would you like me to get rid of your fleas for you?

I want to drag you in the woods and eat you raw.

Thunder isn’t the only thing that will make you quake.

Hey, where have you been all my afterlife?

I´ve got something that´ll put hairs on your chest.

You have a nice Asgard.

They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer, well you are the only one who can have my heart.

Are you a serial killer because you slay me.

You possessed by a ghost because you're the only phenomenon I see.

I was dying to meet you.

Oh, you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?

Hey I found this voodoo doll under your mattress, Why didn't you just ask me ? I would have said yes!

I would absolutley love to swap bodily fluids with you.

I've got that invisible touch.

Do I know you? Because you look just like every guy I've ever murdered.

Is that Mjolnir in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

You're gorgeous. Let's me seal my words with a kiss.

Babe your kiss is like from outer-space,

your legs are just out of this world.

Rigor mortis, know what I mean?

Yo! You must be a full moon, 'cause you got me howling.

Your blood is so hot I could get burnt.

Its a good thing I'm a Zombie, because you're drop dead gorgeous.

You can exercise me by letting me sexercise you!

Where have you been all my after-life?

Your brains are so sexy.

I'm gonna need to tax your foreign body.

Is that a wooden stake or are you just glad to see me?

My lady, I'd pound you with my hammer any day.

My coffin or yours?

I'm the girl your Mummy warned you about.

Hey baby, what's your blood type?

You’ll be seeing rainbows when I’m done with your bifrost.

You don't look like you have been dead a day!

Wanna make me howl?

You look like a lady with great taste. Mind if I check?

Girl, u wanna go to my place and see my Thor's Hammer?

You light up my world like Apollo.

You're hauntingly beautiful...

Don't take this the wrong way, but you have a glorious zarthon.

You're the kind of ghoul to take home to mummy.

Hey boo, am I dead or am I wilting for you?

Are you with the NRA, because I felt a silver bullet through my heart.

Do you believe in love at first bite?

I always thought the source of h**...'s hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.

A spell isn't the only thing i wanna put on you.

s**... my blood so I know it's real.

Did you steal my heart? Because I can't feel my pulse.

Please excuse me while I change into something more ferocious.

Is that a boo-ner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I'm dying just to see you again!

Is your name Circe? Because you make me feel like an animal.

Can I be your maker? I'll show you a life like you've never dreamed.