Just a warning: At midnight, I turn into your boyfriend.

Come with me and I'll show you the real meaning of doggy style!

Girl, I can't get enough of you.

This skeleton isn't the only thing with a bone.

We'll have a howlin good time tonight!

Let's turn off the lights so I can show you some lightning.

I'll kiss you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you'll be Thor in the morning.

You give me n**... like lead bullets. Not silver ones.

So you're a virgin...I hope you don't mind me sacrificing you a bit.

Hey attractive, come to this reality often?

If I told you you had a celestial body would you hold it against me?

Greetings. Would it be satisfactory to purchase you an alcohol induced beverage and maybe reproduce together afterwards?

When I look at you I remain dead inside.

Is that verucan horned parasite or are you just happy to see me?

You are a breath of fresh air in an otherwise all-too-nitrogenous atmosphere.

Hey, I'd love to have you for dinner sometime.

You must be Artemis, cause just looking makes me buck wild.

You make me want to go out into the sun. I belong to you.

I've always rated brains over beaut.

Nice skin, but it'd look better on my floor.

You're so beautiful, I want to eat you brain and we can live together forever.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I float by again?

I don't have a heart, but if my heart was still beating, it would be for you.

I'm a explorer, can I explore your haunted house?

If I were a zombie baby, I'd eat you first.

So...Is this your first abduction?

Why don't you suprise your roomate and not come home tonight?

You're so beautiful, you look like you're from another planet.

I bet you're a screamer and a moaner.

Hey Earthling, what else do you suppose we can do with that large hadron collider of yours?

Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

If you were a walker falling down stairs, I'd be there to catch you.

When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.

Did you fart? Because I just felt the thunder.

I give an entirely different meaning to the phrase ‘thunder clap’.

Can I possess you like you have possessed my obsession?

I know I said "this mortal form has grown weak", but you can go rough on me baby.

I bet you're a freak in the sheets. I mean a ghost.

I'd come back for you.

Are you from Asgard? Cos you don't like you're from this world, (midgard).

I may be a zombie, but if my heart was still beating it would beat for you.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see Candyman in your pants!

If I still had lungs, you would totally take my breath away!

I'd wait in purgatory forever for you.

Hey babe, you're hot AF.

Even hotter than most of the vampires I've burned.

If I was still alive, your looks would stop my heart!

What's a nice corpse like you doing in a feeding frenzy like this?

I shall electrify you with my good looks and charm, fair lady.

You may be a zombie, but I'd love you to give ME brains.

I'm gonna call you Odysseus, because you're about to meet a one-eyed monster.

Is that a parasite you're sticking down my throat or are you just happy to see me?

You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

I'm an Assgardian, do you require protection?

Helen is nothing compared to you.

You have a very delicate neck! Can I taste it?

When I saw your face, my heart started to beat again.

Are you a ghost sweetheart? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.

Did it hurt? When you clawed your way out of your grave?

If I could rearrange the cemetery, I'd put boo and I together.

Hello I'm also gonna make you have sleepless nights an put you under my spell

I hear this house is haunted baby … we better stick together.

Are those your teeth or are you just happy to see me?

I have died everyday waiting for you.

Your Spaceship or mine?

Prepare for an invasion of epic proportions.

Baby, I can make you scream in ways you've never screamed before...

I know how to make you scream.

Just because I don't slumber in the grave doesn't mean I can't sleep with you.

I can make you moan better than all these zombies.... If you know what I mean.

I can’t think of anyone else I’d rather survive the Zombie Holocaust with.

Now that you're dead, what are you gonna do with your life?

I wanna lock you down like those people in my basement.

Are you Hermes because you look little and quick.

Come with me and I'll make u see Valhalla.

If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

I was dead inside until I met you.

Are you a zombie? Because I will totally let you eat me.

Is that a chunk of rotting flesh, or are you just happy to see me?

Would you like me to get rid of your fleas for you?

Mmmm you look so tasty, I could eat you right up.

I want to drag you in the woods and eat you raw.

You have a nice Asgard.

Thunder isn’t the only thing that will make you quake.

I´ve got something that´ll put hairs on your chest.

Hey, where have you been all my afterlife?

Are you Athena? Cause you sure won me.

They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer, well you are the only one who can have my heart.

Are you a serial killer because you slay me.

I was dying to meet you.

Oh, you look lovely this evening. Have you decreased in mass?

Hey I found this voodoo doll under your mattress, Why didn't you just ask me ? I would have said yes!

I would absolutley love to swap bodily fluids with you.

I've got that invisible touch.

Do I know you? Because you look just like every guy I've ever murdered.

Is that Mjolnir in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

You're gorgeous. Let's me seal my words with a kiss.

Babe your kiss is like from outer-space,

your legs are just out of this world.

Rigor mortis, know what I mean?

Yo! You must be a full moon, 'cause you got me howling.

Its a good thing I'm a Zombie, because you're drop dead gorgeous.

You can exercise me by letting me sexercise you!

Your blood is so hot I could get burnt.

Where have you been all my after-life?

Is that a wooden stake or are you just glad to see me?

Your brains are so sexy.

I'm gonna need to tax your foreign body.

My lady, I'd pound you with my hammer any day.

My coffin or yours?

I'm the girl your Mummy warned you about.

Hey baby, what's your blood type?

You’ll be seeing rainbows when I’m done with your bifrost.

You don't look like you have been dead a day!

Wanna make me howl?

You look like a lady with great taste. Mind if I check?

Girl, u wanna go to my place and see my Thor's Hammer?

You're hauntingly beautiful...

You light up my world like Apollo.

Don't take this the wrong way, but you have a glorious zarthon.

Hey boo, am I dead or am I wilting for you?

You're the kind of ghoul to take home to mummy.

Are you with the NRA, because I felt a silver bullet through my heart.

Do you believe in love at first bite?

I always thought the source of h**...'s hotness was the fire. I was wrong, it's you.

A spell isn't the only thing i wanna put on you.

s**... my blood so I know it's real.

Did you steal my heart? Because I can't feel my pulse.

Please excuse me while I change into something more ferocious.

I'm dying just to see you again!

Is that a boo-ner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is your name Circe? Because you make me feel like an animal.

Can I be your maker? I'll show you a life like you've never dreamed.