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Top 50 Bad Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bad pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you like bad boys?

    Because I'm bad at everything I do.

  2. Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

    I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke

    Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you

  3. You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

    You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

  4. Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit

    I wouldn't want to damage your fine ass by going too fast either.

  5. March was bad, April is grey...

    I hope we can go out in may...

  6. You must be very tired

    Cause you've been running in my mind all day.

  7. Are you corn?

    Cause i wanna stalk you

  8. Girl, don't you feel bad for looking prettier than the bride?

  9. Hey are you the afterlife?

    Cuz I’m dying to get into you

  10. Come on baby, sex is like pizza:

    Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Funny bad pickup lines

Me: Hey do you want a raisin?

Her: no?
Me: How about a date?

Damn, that chick's got an ass like an onion.

Makes me wanna cry.

Hey! you owe me a drink!

I dropped mine when you walked by

Wanna see my pet tortoise?

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave...

you’re making the other girls look really bad.

Just dance on over to me, I'll give you some bad romance.

Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair.

It hurts so bad.

I want to go to the gym,

so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Do you like the color blue?

Because I got something special for you.

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

Is your name Tuco?

Cuz you just tuco my breath away.

If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.

Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

You look like you're on the sex offenders registry

Don't worry, I'm into bad boys

My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,

by a meth cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

Is your name Walter White?

Cause you need me, bitch.

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?

Boyfriend material

You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!

You must be a Decepticon.

Cause I'd like to do bad things with you.

Is your name Gustavo Fring?

Cause I'd cook for you.

Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?