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Top 50 bad Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Bad chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. You look like you're on the sex offenders registry

    Don't worry, I'm into bad boys

  2. March was bad, April is grey...

    I hope we can go out in may...

  3. Dear god these are bad

    I just joined and oh my god.

    These are the worst pickup lines I've ever heard.

  4. It's bad but oh well corny

    Are you corn?

    Cause i wanna stalk you

  5. I just thought of this

    Hey are you the afterlife? Cuz I’m dying to get into you ;)

    (that was so bad ahaha)

  6. Wanna see my pet tortoise?

  7. Just dance on over to me, I'll give you some bad romance.

  8. I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave... you’re making the other girls look really bad.

  9. Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair. It hurts so bad.

  10. I want to go to the gym, so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

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You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Do you like the color blue? Because I got something special for you.

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

Is your name Tuco? Cuz you just tuco my breath away.

I've been a very bad villain. Cuff me and take me back to your lair.

If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.

My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face, by a meth cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

Is your name Walter White? Cause you need me, bitch.

You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!

You must be a Decepticon. Cause I'd like to do bad things with you.

Is your name Gustavo Fring? Cause I'd cook for you.

Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You know what it feels like to be on meth? Would you like to?

A lot of things can be done with you, you know like...things...especially some very bad things.

You're giving me an exothermic reaction in my pants.

Come on baby, sex is like pizza: Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

Girl, don't you feel bad for looking prettier than the bride?

Wanna help me catch a fly?

Born to be bad

You know the business, and I know the chemistry.

Let's partner up.

Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn't want to damage your fine ass by going too fast either.

Are you kosher, Heisenberg? Because I'm gonna eat you up!

Damn, that chick's got an ass like an onion. Makes me wanna cry.