The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Bad Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bad pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Bad tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Do you like bad boys?

    Because I'm bad at everything I do.

  2. You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.

    You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.

  3. For those girls who only like guys who are 6 feet or taller…

    I’m only 5’10”, so if 2 inches is a big deal to you, then I got some bad news and I got some great news for you.

  4. Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit

    I wouldn't want to damage your fine kiss by going too fast either.

  5. March was bad, April is grey...

    I hope we can go out in may...

  6. I’m bad at math

    But I can give you the value you deserve

  7. Are you nicotine?

    Good: Because im addicted to you

    Bad: Cause I dont want anything to do with you

  8. You must be very tired

    Cause you've been running in my mind all day.

  9. Are you corn?

    Cause i wanna stalk you

  10. Girl, don't you feel bad for looking prettier than the bride?

Working bad pickup lines

Hey are you the afterlife?

Cuz I’m dying to get into you

Come on baby, kiss is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Me: Hey do you want a raisin?

Her: no?
Me: How about a date?

Hey! you owe me a drink!

I dropped mine when you walked by

Wanna see my pet tortoise?

You must be made of cheese.

Because you're looking Gouda tonight!

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave...

you’re making the other girls look really bad.

Just dance on over to me, I'll give you some bad romance.

Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair.

It hurts so bad.

Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”

She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.

I want to go to the gym,

so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Do you like the color blue?

Because I got something special for you.

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

Is your name Tuco?

Cuz you just tuco my breath away.

I've been a very bad villain.

Cuff me and take me back to your lair.

If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.

Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey.

You look like you're on the kiss offenders registry

Don't worry, I'm into bad boys

My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,

by a meth cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?

Boyfriend material

You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!