Top 50 Bad Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Bad rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Bad pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.
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Do you like bad boys?
Because I'm bad at everything I do.
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You need kissing badly. That's what's wrong with you.
You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.
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For those girls who only like guys who are 6 feet or taller…
I’m only 5’10”, so if 2 inches is a big deal to you, then I got some bad news and I got some great news for you.
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Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit
I wouldn't want to damage your fine kiss by going too fast either.
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March was bad, April is grey...
I hope we can go out in may...
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I’m bad at math
But I can give you the value you deserve
Working short bad pickup lines to impress a girl
Are you nicotine?
Good: Because im addicted to you
Bad: Cause I dont want anything to do with you
You must be very tired
Cause you've been running in my mind all day.
Are you corn?
Cause i wanna stalk you
Girl, don't you feel bad for looking prettier than the bride?
Come on baby, kiss is like pizza:
Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.
Me: Hey do you want a raisin?
Her: no?
Me: How about a date?
Hey! you owe me a drink!
I dropped mine when you walked by
bad Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Uyo are ucte
Oops , my bad habit again to always put "u" first
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
Wanna see my pet tortoise?
You must be made of cheese.
Because you're looking Gouda tonight!
I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave...
you’re making the other girls look really bad.
Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair.
It hurts so bad.
bad Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
I want to go to the gym,
so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!
You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
Do you like the color blue?
Because I got something special for you.
You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.
Is your name Tuco?
Cuz you just tuco my breath away.
I've been a very bad villain.
Cuff me and take me back to your lair.
If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.
You look like you're on the kiss offenders registry
Don't worry, I'm into bad boys
My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,
by a m**... cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?
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Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?
Boyfriend material
You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.
Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!
You must be a Decepticon.
Cause I'd like to do bad things with you.
Is your name Gustavo Fring?
Cause I'd cook for you.
Yes it's bad I know.
Hey girl, what does your underpants and cocaine have in common.
I would love to sniff them both.
You know what it feels like to be on m**...? Would you like to?
Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
A lot of things can be done with you, you know like...things...especially some very bad things.
You're giving me an exothermic reaction in my pants.
I'd shoot my shot but my aim's bad :(
I'd make a good Target though
(Make dis a better line... I tried )
Wanna help me catch a fly?
Born to be bad
You know the business, and I know the chemistry.
Let's partner up.
Are you kosher, Heisenberg? Because I'm gonna eat you up!
You know, I may break a lot of windshields, but I'll never break your heart.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Bad phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Bad lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.