Are you nicotine?

Good: Because im addicted to you

Bad: Cause I dont want anything to do with you

You must be very tired

Cause you've been running in my mind all day.

Are you corn?

Cause i wanna stalk you

Girl, don't you feel bad for looking prettier than the bride?

Come on baby, kiss is like pizza:

Even if it's bad, it's still pretty good.

Hey! you owe me a drink!

I dropped mine when you walked by

Uyo are ucte

Oops , my bad habit again to always put "u" first

Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”

Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”

You must be made of cheese.

Because you're looking Gouda tonight!

Just dance on over to me, I'll give you some bad romance.

I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave...

you’re making the other girls look really bad.

I want to go to the gym,

so I can walk up to a lady on the treadmill lean in close and whisper tread lightly!

You scratch my back, I'll scratch yours.

Do you like the color blue?

Because I got something special for you.

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

Is your name Tuco?

Cuz you just tuco my breath away.

If you refuse my request, I think you better tread lightly.

You look like you're on the kiss offenders registry

Don't worry, I'm into bad boys

My friends call me Gail, I was shot in the face,

by a m**... cook named Pinkman, lets go back to your place?

Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?

Boyfriend material

You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

Hop in my Aztec and we'll go get the car washed!

Is your name Gustavo Fring?

Cause I'd cook for you.

You must be a Decepticon.

Cause I'd like to do bad things with you.

Yes it's bad I know.

Hey girl, what does your underpants and cocaine have in common.
I would love to sniff them both.

Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

You know what it feels like to be on m**...? Would you like to?

You're giving me an exothermic reaction in my pants.

I'd shoot my shot but my aim's bad :(

I'd make a good Target though

Wanna help me catch a fly?

Born to be bad

You know the business, and I know the chemistry.

Let's partner up.

Are you kosher, Heisenberg? Because I'm gonna eat you up!

Are you a Mule? 'Cause you've been running m**... through my mind all night.

You know, I may break a lot of windshields, but I'll never break your heart.

I'd take a bomb on a wheelchair for you.

Hey listen, I'm sorry but can you put your pronouns on your bio? I'm scared if I accidentally call you mine

Too bad my pronoun is yours

Are you Dio 'cause you can ring my bell anytime.

It´s all over your face. You´ve been very bad this year

It fits together like the bad end of recombinant DNA.

Do you wanna come back to my place and see my Jesse Pinkman?

Your surname sounds so bad, can i change it to mine?

Hey girl, are you having a bad time lately?

Because i can make your hole weak.

If you were choking on your vomit I would definitely roll you over.

Come inside my RV and I’ll demonstrate to you some genuine science.

What does the ocean and me have in common? We both leave a bad taste in your mouth...

Want to let me show you why they call me Pinkman?

Do you believe in bad luck on Friday the 13th?

Because when I fell for you, I definitely didn’t land on my feet.

Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?

Hey Baby, My Name Is Saul Goodman. I guess you better call me.

I want to hold your hand as bad as I want to hold serve.

Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.

You see that bag of blue m**.... Could you pick that up for me?

Not all religious books are bad - in fact, I'm well-versed in the Kama Sutra.

I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

Are you Swedish? Because you're the sweetish girl I've met!

Are you into bad boys?

Because I’m bad at everything

Yo, show us your Pink Man, Jesse!

My m**... is a pretty blue, but not as pretty as the blue in your eyes.

Hey baby, if you're the one who knocks? Because I just answered the door.

Ay girl, I'm a bad boy. I leave my luggage unattended.

Are you trash?

Because you smell really bad and my mom is forcing me to take you out.

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day!

This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

Hey babe, want to break bad in my bed?

I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!