Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair.

It hurts so bad.

Do your calves hurt? Because you've been backwards marching through my mind all day...

Did it hurt when you fell from the sacred realm?

Scared you'll get hurt like you did last time? darling you'll be okay, you're not alone you're with me.

Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

Heard you get good grades?

Guessing this D won’t hurt.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

Did it hurt when you fell from the 7-Eleven?

Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?

Did it hurt......when you fell off your horse...

U should call me Anasthetic

Cuz I'll never let anything hurt u

Hey baby did it hurt? When you fell from the top rope.

Did it hurt? When you caved through the ceiling?

I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt: For hours until it hurts.

I have one question: did it hurt? To get them pierced?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?

Did it hurt when you fell from Crystal Lake?

Because you've made a splash that’s drowned all my rational thought.

I already have wives but another one won’t hurt dear.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you obviously landed on your face.

Did it hurt when you fell from the Battle Bus? Because you've landed straight in my heart's landing spot!

Did it hurt?

...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.

Did it hurt when you fell from the cytoplasm?

Because you must be a chloroplast, you're the sunshine of my life!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky?

Or were you just watching an epic Formula 1 aerial overtake?

Girl, did it hurt when you fell from a really high altitude?

I am against cruelty to animals, so I do not hurt my monkey, please gently caress.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I am your perfect down to earth type of guy.

Did it hurt? You look like a damn fine cookie that fell from the vending machine.

Did it hurt When you fell from CAS?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause I can treat you right.

Your body is made up entirely of skeletons. Another bone won’t hurt.

Did it hurt when you got s**... through that portal out of the Celestial Plane?

You got a band aid? Because girl, love hurts.

Did it hurt comeback: No because I came from h**....

Don't worry, babe. The Cybermen won't hurt you. You can't upgrade perfection.

Hey, do you know the rules?

Because so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

If you hurt your knee, you can elevate it on my shoulder.

My eyes hurt so much. From staring at you all day and i don't wanna look away.

Do you have a band-aid?

Cause I hurt my leg when I fell for you.

Truth, I want you b**.... (Truth Hurts)

Does your ring finger hurt?

Because I’d love to put some ice on it

Babe, you need to be extra nice to my bananas, you know why? You don’t want to hurt my peelings.

Did it hurt when you fall from the vending machine? Because you are a snack.

Girl are you ready to get naughty? Because did it hurt when you fell from the heavens?

I don't need your heart to break. I can always just break your p**.... (Truth Hurts)

Kirito: Whether here or in the real world, you can cry when it hurts.

Did it hurt?...when you rose from hellfire citadel?

Do you need a band aid? Because it must hurt when you fell from heaven.

I don't f**... with lies, I just straight f**.... (Truth Hurts)

I already have 20 wives but another one won’t hurt.

Which is why when I get out, I’m gonna put a hurt on him so bad he’s gonna wish his momma kept her legs closed.

Hey babe, did it hurt? When you fell from nowhere?

It's all love and roses until someone gets hurt, and babe I will never hurt you.

Do your calves hurt? Because you've been running tired through my mind all day.

Babe, I don't meant to hurt you, but I will sure tear your p**... apart tonight.

How do your legs not hurt???

You’ve been running through my mind the entire day.

Did It Hurt Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

Jett: Oh, my back hurts! Everyone's so heavy!

Pretend to fall down

While walking past a girl pretend to trip and act hurt.

The girl will usually go: "Are you okay?"
You say: "I am okay, but girl you fine" ("you fine" has to be emphasized)

Did it hurt when you fell from 100.4°F?

I have seen your grades at school.

So this D won't hurt that bad...

You’re a goddess

And did you know goddess has two D’s in it
And i guess a 3rd D wont hurt

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you're a snack that makes me meow."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the stars, because my world felt complete when I saw you, I love you."

"Did it hurt, Praise, when you fell from heaven? Because heaven's been missing its most amazing phase."

"Did it hurt when you spiked that volleyball? 'Cause you've been running through my dreams since last week like a champion."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the Barbie Dreamhouse? Because girl, you're nothing short of a dream."

"Did it hurt when you left Indiana? Because heaven must be missing an angel as beautiful as you."

"Hey, it was never my intention to hurt you. Let's start afresh, with honesty and sweetness, like a new sunrise."

"Did I hurt you, kitten? Because heaven must be missing an angel who fell right into my heart."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, Khushi? Because your beauty is truly angelic."

"Did it hurt when you fell from hell? Because only a devil could look so hot."

"Did it hurt? When you fell from the pizza delivery sky, because you're a slice of perfection!"

"My stomach is in knots, could it be your beauty making my heart flutter?"

"Irony may escape us, but let the sincerity of my feelings be the antidote to your anger."

"Your fury, like a sonnet, stirs my heart; yet in its rhythm, I find the melody of affection."

"Did it hurt when you backflipped from heaven, because you're an angel."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because clearly, you're the only success in this fail compilation."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your looks are more jaw-dropping than Pearl Harbor.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel who knows how to handle dildos.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because those curves look like they landed perfectly!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because with those looks, I'm surprised the ground didn't catch fire.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven looking like a goddess and all.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you've been through hell too.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel with a touch of darkness.

"Did it hurt when you fell from Tenshukaku, Yae Miko? Because you're an angel in my eyes."

"Did it hurt when you hopped the border? Because you just crossed my mind and stole my heart."

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you look like a snack to me!

Did it hurt when you fell from the spice rack? Because you added flavor to my world.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you're a snack and you made me cry!

"Hey, did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're an angel to me."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel from ENGENE's dreams.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your beauty is simply out of this world."

Do you have a name, or can I call you mine? Let's sit down and give those tired feet a break.

Did it hurt when you fell from the lily pad? Because you're a hopping cutie.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be the goddess Freyja's long lost twin.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed in my sensory-friendly heart.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 'Cause daddy's got a place for you.

Roses bloom in your wake, hearts mend and skies above glow bright. Love's touch, in your sight.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your smile could repair any property damage.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel who knows how to have a sinful good time.

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because your new home looks like paradise to me.

Did it hurt when you fell from the produce section? Because you're a fine stalk of broccoli.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you shine just the way you are."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you took a face plant!

I understand how you feel. Maybe we can start fresh and I can show you what real love feels like. Let's give it a shot!

Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Because Hitler must have been jealous of your beauty.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because even your voice cracks sound angelic to me."

Did it hurt when you fell from the flagellum, because you've been swimming in my thoughts all day.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be a Quidditch player, you're a keeper.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed smack dab in the middle of a dull party!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your angelic presence is making my heart race faster than anal.

Did it hurt when you fell from the sky? Because you're hotter than the Isuzu MUX engine.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, straight into the vibrant streets of Vietnam? You're truly a sight to behold.

Excuse me, Lovello, but did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Your blonde hair shines like a golden halo.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I think you've stolen my heart.

Like a river of gold, your blood shines bright, a testament to your strength and might.

Like a rose wounded by thorns, your hurt only makes you more alluring and strong.

Your golden blood flows like a river, but my love for you runs even deeper.

Like a precious gem, your golden blood shines bright, reflecting the strength within you, my light.

Your heart is a precious gem, resilient and bold; your love, like gold, never grows old.

Your golden blood flows with grace, in it I see a beauty rare to embrace.

Roses may wilt and thorns may sting, but my love for you will never bring hurt.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven into that golden egg, because you're truly angelic.

Did it hurt when you fell from the Sudoku heaven? Because you've got all the right numbers.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Your grace and charm are truly divine.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your IQ must be through the roof."

Did it hurt when you fell from the long jump pit? Because you've got stunning athletic grace.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 'Cause you're an angel no man can resist or leaven.