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Top 50 Did It Hurt Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Did It Hurt pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Did It Hurt conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. What's the difference between you and the sun?

    The sun hurts my eyes.

  2. Hey did it hurt when you fell from that vending machine

    Not because you look like a snack, but because you look like the kind of girl who will do anything for £1.50

  3. Does your left eye hurt?

    Because you've been looking right all day ;)

  4. Did it hurt?

    "What, when I fell from heaven?"

    "No, the vending machine. You're a snack"

  5. Did it hurt? When you fell?

    And when they say 'fRoM hEaVeN?'
    Say:- no when you fell from the vending machine
    Cuz you a snack

  6. Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

  7. Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair.

    It hurts so bad.

  8. Do your calves hurt? Because you've been backwards marching through my mind all day...

  9. Did it hurt when you fell from the sacred realm?

  10. Scared you'll get hurt like you did last time? darling you'll be okay, you're not alone you're with me.

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Funny did it hurt pickup lines

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Also, was it a work-related injury? We can sue for damages.

Did it hurt? When you clawed your way out of your grave?

Line: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Comeback: Not as much as this conversation.

Heard you get good grades?

Guessing this D won’t hurt.

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This is a funny Did It Hurt pickup line!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because your head has a strange shape to it and I’m assuming it was a painful fall.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

because you could be entitled to compensation.

Did it hurt when you fell from the 7-Eleven?

Did it hurt when they manufactured you in heaven?

I bet it hurt when you fell from heaven!

Did it hurt......when you fell off your horse...

U should call me Anasthetic

Cuz I'll never let anything hurt u

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Working Did It Hurt tinder opener

Did it hurt? When you caved through the ceiling?

I want to pound you like I pound the asphalt: For hours until it hurts.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Cause I can treat the proper first aid...

I have one question: did it hurt? To get them pierced?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and broke your hip?

I already have wives but another one won’t hurt dear.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you obviously landed on your face.

Did it hurt?

...when you fell from the vending machine cuz you're a snack.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

Girl, did it hurt when you fell from a really high altitude?

I am against cruelty to animals, so I do not hurt my monkey, please gently caress.