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Top 13 Seize Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Seize chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you communist?

    Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

  2. Are you a communist?

    Because I’d like to seize your means of production

  3. Are you a recycling factory?

    Coz I want to seize your means of reproduction

  4. Are you the bourgeoisie?

    'cause I wanna seize your means of production

  5. Hey girl are you Juice Wrld

    Bc i wanna seize you and have you collapse on an airport terminal floor and be pronounced dead at age 22

  6. Hey girl are you the Russia government in 1917?

    Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

  7. Are you juice wrld?

    Cuz I wanna seize your tits

  8. Are you a communist revolution?

    Because you can seize my means of production any day.

  9. Hey girl are you a communist?

    Because I'll seize your means of reproduction.

  10. Hi. My name is Julius, and when I saw you, I said to myself, "Julius, seize her!"

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What is a Seize pickup line?

Funny seize pickup lines

You don't need a permit to search my pants and seize whatever you find.

You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.