Top 15 Seize Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Seize pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey girl, are you communist?

   Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

2. Are you a communist?

   Because I’d like to seize your means of production

3. If you had one shot

   Or one opportunity
   To seize everything you ever wanted
   Would you unzip my pants
   Or just let it slip?

4. I must be a communist

   Cause I wanna seize and redistribute that ass

5. Hey girl are you Juice Wrld

   Bc i wanna seize you and have you collapse on an airport terminal floor and be pronounced dead at age 22

6. Hey girl are you the Russia government in 1917?

   Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

7. Are you juice wrld?

   Cuz I wanna seize your tits

8. Are you a communist revolution?

   Because you can seize my means of production any day.

9. Hey girl are you a communist?

   Because I'll seize your means of reproduction.

10. Are you a recycling factory?

    Coz I want to seize your means of reproduction

Funny seize pickup lines

Are you the bourgeoisie?
'cause I wanna seize your means of production

Hi. My name is Julius, and when I saw you, I said to myself, "Julius, seize her!"

You don't need a permit to search my pants and seize whatever you find.

You forgot to pay your income tax so I'm coming to seize your ASSets.