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Top 50 Treat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Treat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Treat conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring...

    Worship you quietly and finger you all day

  2. Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

    Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead

  3. Hey girl. . .

    Let me treat your kiss like a rice bag at the grocery store ;)

  4. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

  5. Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...

  6. Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

  7. I don’t know what the trick is sweetheart, but you certainly are a treat.

  8. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

  9. I have a rubber mask and you have candy- we go trick or treating.

  10. Can it be Halloween? , So I can trick you into going out with me and treat you to a nice dinner

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You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.

I'd treat you like my homework

Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.

I'm 5'7" but i can be 5'0" if u treat me right

It was supposed to be 5'7" and 4'0" but yall got the point, just exchange it when using

I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Cause I can treat the proper first aid...

You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

Is it some kinda halloween trick!?

Or you've really dressed up as my treat.

I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

Don't shake me, don't turn me upside down. Just treat me nicely, and then EAT ME.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.

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Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?

I just went trick or treating. Want to reach into my sack and grab something sweet?

Is it halloween already?

Cause you look like a treat

Hey would you let me treat you to dinner?

My mom told me to invest in my future.

I'm going to treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 8 inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.

There’s no trick in these pants, only a treat.

I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework

Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

If I said you were an angel,

Would you treat me like the devil tonight?

You make me think of wine

Because you’re fine, classy, and depending on how I treat you my night could go great or terribly wrong