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Top 50 Treat Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Treat pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring...

    Worship you quietly and finger you all day

  2. If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?

  3. Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...

  4. Hello pretty young lady!

    would you like to have sexual intercourse with me while I treat you to wine and roses?

  5. Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

  6. I don’t know what the trick is sweetheart, but you certainly are a treat.

  7. Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

  8. I have a rubber mask and you have candy- we go trick or treating.

  9. You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.

  10. I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

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Funny treat pickup lines

I'll treat you like a queen.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause I can treat the proper first aid...

You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

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Don't shake me, don't turn me upside down. Just treat me nicely, and then EAT ME.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?

I just went trick or treating. Want to reach into my sack and grab something sweet?

Is it halloween already?

Cause you look like a treat

I'm going to treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 8 inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.

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Working Treat tinder opener

I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework

Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

If I said you were an angel,

Would you treat me like the devil tonight?

Lemme treat you tn 🥰

But the “tr” is silent 🥴🧚

Hey girl, is your name Elizabeth?

Because I definitely want to treat you like a queen

I may not be a chief, but I'll treat you like the native princess that you are!

Do you like trick-or-treating? Cause I'll give you this Hallow-weiner.

Let me treat you to dinner because I'd bet someone else is treating you wrong

Only to be used in homewrecking contexts.

You’ve been treating me like Covid-19...

Because you won’t let me get inside you

Are you the Earth?

Because I really wanna look after you and treat you right.

Are we related?

Because I incest on treating you right.