Top 50 Treat Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Treat conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Treat pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring...

Worship you quietly and finger you all day
Girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

Never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
Hey girl. . .

Let me treat your kiss like a rice bag at the grocery store ;)
If I promise I will treat it nicely, will you allow me to be the first man to visit Uranus?
Girl I'm gonna treat you like cranberry sauce and ignore you for 11 months after tonight...
Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

Working short treat pickup lines to impress a girl

I don’t know what the trick is sweetheart, but you certainly are a treat.

Baby, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you on the table, and do you all night long.

I have a rubber mask and you have candy- we go trick or treating.

Can it be Halloween? , So I can trick you into going out with me and treat you to a nice dinner

I'd treat you like my homework

Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.

I'm 5'7" but i can be 5'0" if u treat me right
It was supposed to be 5'7" and 4'0" but yall got the point, just exchange it when using

I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

treat Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I'll treat you like a queen.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Cause I can treat the proper first aid...

You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

I'll treat your panties like Jeb Bush and make them drop very fast

Is it some kinda halloween trick!?

Or you've really dressed up as my treat.

I treated this relationship like my diet, one cheat day a week.

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on my desk and do you all night long.

treat Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Don't shake me, don't turn me upside down. Just treat me nicely, and then EAT ME.

There’s enough Ai in Jailbait for the both of us. If you go out with me, I’ll treat you how I treat my Pocky. I’ll spend a lot of money on you, bring you home and finish you off within 5 minutes before I lay in bed crying myself to sleep.

Better than he can, any girl like you deserves amazing f**.... (Treat You Better)

I will treat you how i treat my scriptures.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause I can treat you right.

Can I treat you like a snowstorm?

I'll give you 5-8 inches and make it midly incoveinient for you to walk.

Girl I got the money to treat you right tonight, and it definitely isn't Monopoly money.

Babe, I'll treat you like my homework, slam you down on the table and do you all night long!

You want to see more balls because you love them? You are in for a treat, I got two more!

Hey Gorgeous, can I buy you a liver treat?

Babe, I will treat you a seven-course meal tonight. A hot dog and my six pack.

I just went trick or treating. Want to reach into my sack and grab something sweet?

treat Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

If you're not a health inspector, I'd like to treat you with my street dog.

Take my d**..., promise we'll be fine. I won't let you down. (Treat You Better)

Is it halloween already?

Cause you look like a treat

I treat all boxes with respect.

Hey would you let me treat you to dinner?

My mom told me to invest in my future.

Babe I'll treat you like my home work. Fondle you and sit on you all night, and come at the last minute.

I'm going to treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 8 inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.

Babe, treat me like home work, because I am open book for you.

There’s no trick in these pants, only a treat.

I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

Hey, I wanna treat you like my Homework

Slam you on a desk and do you all night long.

If I said you were an angel,

Would you treat me like the devil tonight?

You make me think of wine

Because you’re fine, classy, and depending on how I treat you my night could go great or terribly wrong

Want me to treat you like my homework?

I'll slam you on the table and do you all night

Could I treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 6 inches, make you walk funny and leave a mushy mess afterwards

Lemme treat you tn 🥰

But the “tr” is silent 🥴🧚

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Treat phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Treat lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.