Top 44 Swear Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Swear conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Swear pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

You look familiar did we have a class before?

I could swear we had chemistry.
Are you butt-dialing?

Because I swear that kiss is calling me
Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.
Didn’t we take a class together?

I could swear we had chemistry *wink*
I swear I'm not a physics major.
Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

Working short swear pickup lines to impress a girl

I swear the fact that my hands are hairy is not because of what you think!

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Are you Britain? Because I swear you're giving me a massive election.

Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing.

You look so familiar! I swear I've seen you before in my piggy bank because you are a pretty dime.

Do you have a phone in your back pocket?
Cause i swear that kiss is calling me

Excuse me but do you by any chance work at google?

No? because i swear you have everything i'm searching for

swear Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Wanna go cycling together? Just swear you won’t go braking my heart?

Hey boy are you my GPA

Cuz I swear I can do better ;)

Wanna go manage some mischief together?
***I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.***

Hey baby do you work at Home Depot?

Because I swear, you've given me wood before

Girl, are you sure you're not 5'5"?

Because I swear you're a 10 in my eyes.

You look so familiar!

I swear I've seen you before. OH that's right! In my piggie bank. Cause you a Dime.

I swear i recognrecognise you from somewhere

Our wedding photos

swear Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

I have the cream, you have the pie, how about we make a c**...?

Works 10/10, I swear!

Girl did you eat a star for dinner?

Cause i swear you are radiant today!

I swear I've seen you somewhere. Do you work at starbucks?

Because I like you a latte

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Part of an academic project, I swear!

Is that a phone in your back pocket
Because I Swear that kiss is calling me

So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.

Maybe you can release my poison. I swear I won't have you whipped. (Well, probably a little)

You happened to be a libero? I swear I will hit at you really hard all day long, believe me.

I am falling in love with you. Let's meet up. I swear I am not a crazy old man.

I don't need nothing else. I promise girl, I swear. I just need somebody to love.

I think it's cute when we're in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.

I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent's basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.

swear Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

I swear I am disease free.

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will do you.

Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...

Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that kiss is magical!

Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package!

In my world money doesn't talk, it swears.

Let's get drunk, swear a lot, make out, and tweet about it.

You must be NUTS to shop here, but that's quite a (pih)STASH(io) you've got! cah-SHEW! I just sneezed. Please come back. I swear I'll stop.

I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.

You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear i would love to dance with you.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Swear phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Swear lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.