Top 36 Swear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Swear chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you butt-dialing?

   Because I swear that ass is calling me

2. Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

3. I swear I'm not a physics major.

4. Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

5. I swear the fact that my hands are hairy is not because of what you think!

6. Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

7. Are you Britain? Because I swear you're giving me a massive election.

8. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.

9. Do you have a phone in your back pocket?

   Cause i swear that ass is calling me

10. Hey baby do you work at Home Depot?

    Because I swear, you've given me wood before

Funny swear pickup lines

Did you butt dial me?
Cuz I swear that ass is calling me.

You look so familiar!

I swear I've seen you before. OH that's right! In my piggie bank. Cause you a Dime.

Not mine.
Credit to Emmanual from Wild'n'out

Roses are red, violets are blue

I swear I didn’t know she was 2!

I have the cream, you have the pie, how about we make a creampie?

Works 10/10, I swear!

Girl did you eat a star for dinner?

Cause i swear you are radiant today!

What chat up lines contain the word Pull or Pulled?

Part of an academic project, I swear!

I swear I've seen you somewhere. Do you work at starbucks?
Because I like you a latte

Is that a phone in your back pocket

Because I Swear that ass is calling me

Are you butt dialing? Becuase I swear that ass is calling.

Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical!

I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.

You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear i would love to dance with you.

So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.

Maybe you can release my poison. I swear I won't have you whipped. (Well, probably a little)

You happened to be a libero? I swear I will hit at you really hard all day long, believe me.

I am falling in love with you. Let's meet up. I swear I am not a crazy old man.

You must be NUTS to shop here, but that's quite a (pih)STASH(io) you've got! cah-SHEW! I just sneezed. Please come back. I swear I'll stop.

Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Let's get drunk, swear a lot, make out, and tweet about it.

In my world money doesn't talk, it swears.

I think it's cute when we're in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.

I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent's basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.

Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...

I swear I am disease free.

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will do you.