I swear the fact that my hands are hairy is not because of what you think!

Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Are you Britain? Because I swear you're giving me a massive election.

Babe, I swear I'm experienced, I'm just smurfing.

You look so familiar! I swear I've seen you before in my piggy bank because you are a pretty dime.

Excuse me but do you by any chance work at google?

No? because i swear you have everything i'm searching for

Wanna go cycling together? Just swear you won’t go braking my heart?

Hey boy are you my GPA

Cuz I swear I can do better ;)

"Hey, are you my homework? Because I can't get you out of my head and I swear it's affecting my grades."

"I may not know much, but I do know your brain is definitely not squishy."

Are you made of stars? Because your brain must be the brightest one up there.

"Indeed, your pictures were enchanting! But your thoughts and words have intrigued me even more. Care to share more about your interests?"

Are you sure your head isn't squishy? Because you've been bouncing around in my mind all day.

"Are you made of clouds? Because your head isn't squishy, it must be filled with dreams."

Your charm is like a spell, weaving around my heart with every word you speak.

In a world full of giants, your height doesn't compare, I adore you beyond measure, I swear.

"I may not be a sweet baker, but I swear, nothing tastes better than the chemistry we're cooking."

Wanna go manage some mischief together?

***I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.***

"Do you have a Marauder's Map? Because I swear I've lost myself in your enchanting eyes."

If your head isn't squishy, then it must be made of magic because you're spellbindingly beautiful.

Even if your head isn't squishy, your heart must be overflowing with kindness and warmth.

"Yes, I remember those stunning pictures! Now that I'm captivated by your looks, how about we explore our shared hobbies a bit?"

Are you made of steel? Because I can't believe someone as tough and smart as you isn't squishy.

"Even if your head isn't squishy, I bet it's filled with endless wonders and magic."

"Are your glasses prescription? Because when you look at me, I swear my heart rate jumps into overdrive."

Can you read minds? Because I swear you just stole all my thoughts with your beauty.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I swear I'd run you over just to meet you."

Are you made of stardust? Because your head may not be squishy, but it sure is heavenly.

"Are you made of stardust? Because your mind is as fascinating as the universe."

"Hmm, seems like your pictures are playing hide and seek with me. Care to resend?"

"Is breaking No Nut November your secret superpower? Because I swear, with your beauty, my restraint is crumbling."

"Do you have a Marauder's Map? Because I swear Harry Potter couldn't find something as enchanting as your smile."

"Are you an angel? Because I swear I see heaven every time you smile, mommy."

Did you fall from heaven? Because your head is definitely not squishy, it's made of stardust.

Your head isn't squishy, it's full of stardust and magic that lights up the world around you.

"Is your body from lifting weights? Because I swear you've been sculpted to perfection."

Did you just come from the bakery? Because you've got my head feeling all warm and fluffy.

Are you a pillow? Because I bet your head is still squishy, even if you swear it's not!

Is your head made of clouds? Because I'm floating on air whenever I'm with you.

"You swear in Bulgarian like poetry on fire; hot and extraordinarily captivating."

"Aha, that's one way to look at it! But let's keep the charm rolling here, curse-free zone 😉."

"Are you a kidnapper? Because I swear my heart has been missing since the moment I saw you!"

"Can I be your personal heater? Because when I'm near you, I swear the temperature rises."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I swear you bring good times wherever you go.

"Even if your head isn't squishy, you must have a soft spot for cheesy pick-up lines like mine."

Is your head made of rocks? Because I'm pretty sure mine turned to mush when I saw you.

"Hmm, must have gotten lost in cyberspace. Why not try again? Looking forward to seeing that smile."

"Are you a promise? Because every time I see you, my heart swears it’ll never break!"

"Are you made of marshmallows? Because I can't resist wanting to squish your non-squishy head!"

Are you sure your head isn't squishy? Because I can't stop bouncing thoughts of you in it!

"Is it your birthday soon? Because I swear, every time I see you, I hear 'Happy Birthday'... to my love life."

Are you made of clouds? Because your head isn't squishy, it's where dreams come to rest.

"Are you a criminal? Because every time I look at you, I swear you've stolen my heart."

"You've surrendered, my dear, yet in this battle of love, your beauty has already conquered my heart, I swear above."

"You're quite the philosopher, aren't you? Anyway, I believe in sweetness, even in private conversations. Keeps things light!"

If your head isn't squishy, it must be filled with stardust and magic. You're truly extraordinary.

Are you a soft pillow? Because I'm convinced your head is anything but squishy.

Even if your head isn't squishy, I can't help feeling a bit soft around you.

"Excuse me, are you sure you're not a panda? Because I could swear my happiness is 'endangered' when you're not around."

Embracing curls is a vibe! I bet they add a fun twist to your style. Any favorite products you swear by for those perfect defined curls?

Dark matter, huh? Sounds mysterious, just like my ability to never finish a single piece of gum without losing it. It's a real talent, I swear! 😂

"Well, isn't that an enticing proposal? Let's see what kind of playful trouble we can get into in our own little private chat."

If your head isn't squishy, it must be filled with stardust and dreams. Can I explore?

"Are you sure your head isn't squishy? Because every time I see you, my heart feels mushy."

"Perhaps they got lost in the cloud, but I'm sure your smile would outshine any picture, anyway."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your non-squishy head must be out of this world.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your f*cking eyes."

"Ha, that's one way to look at it! But I prefer using colourful words that paint a better picture of our conversation."

You're a captivating mystery, your words dance with such grace, unraveling my heart in the most enchanting way.

"Is your head made of rocks? Because I can't stop thinking about your non-squishy beauty."

Are you made of diamonds? Because your head is anything but squishy.

I must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, my head feels squishy with love!

"Damn Mary, with a charm so scary, how about you hit my DMs for lessons on flirting vocabulary?"

"Are you a baker, Tameka? Because every time I see your Snap, I swear you've just glazed my heart."

"Well, I guess your beauty must have broken my app. Mind sending them again?"

Is your head a treasure map? Because I can't believe something so perfect isn't real.

Your charm is a spell, weaving through my soul with finesse, leaving me breathless and wanting more.

Even if your head isn't squishy, I'd still love to pick your brain sometime.

If your head isn't squishy, then why does my heart feel like it's melting around you?

"Are you a doctor? Because my heart's beating insanely fast and I swear it's because of your stunning beauty."

Did we have class together? Because I could swear we're majoring in chemistry with all these digits.

"If your head isn't squishy, then where do you keep all the fluffy clouds and rainbows?"

"Is your head made of stars? Because it shines bright and definitely isn't squishy like you say."

Is your head made of stardust? Because I'm lost in the galaxy of your mind.

Even if your head isn't squishy, your heart must be soft and lovely. Can I get to know you?

"Definitely, we could share a few secrets in private! You seem like quite the wordsmith already, let's stir things up a bit."

Your mind is the perfect mix of intelligence and charm - a rare and beautiful combination.

"Ready to sin? I swear being around you is a temptation even the devil can't resist."

"Is your body from heaven? Because I swear I can see an angelic glow in your smile."

Your head may not be squishy, but my heart sure is when I'm around you.

"Are you a pillow? Because I just want to rest my non-squishy head on you."

Are you made of stardust? Because your brain must be out of this world, not squishy at all!

"Are you today's Promise Day? Because I swear, every moment I spend with you is a promise of endless laughter."

"I must have a duty to the angels, because every time I see you, I swear I'm seeing heaven."

Are you made of marshmallows? Because even if your head isn't squishy, you're still sweet.

Your brain must be a treasure trove of wisdom, even if it's not squishy like mine.

Is your brain a marshmallow? Because every time I see you, my heart gets all mushy!

"Are you a paradox? Because even though humans are hypocrites, I swear I can't find a single flaw in you."

Your head isn't squishy, but it must be filled with magic for being so captivating. Can I explore it?

"Is it okay if I follow the 'Kiss me if I'm wrong' rule? Because I swear, you're the definition of perfect."

Your words are like honey, sweet and enticing, wrapping me in a delightful web of your enchanting charm.

"Did you hack my phone? Because I swear I never gave anyone my number… except maybe my pizza delivery guy!"

"Care to test this theory: every time I see you, my heart skips a beat? I swear it's science."

"Hmm, maybe they took a detour, but don't fret. I'm here, eagerly awaiting your grand reveal."

"Your beauty in wet hair, so divinely fair, makes all the stars in the sky shyly swear."

"Your laugh is my favorite sound, but I swear it could only get better echoed in my sheets."

"If your head isn't squishy, then where do you keep all those sweet thoughts and dreams?"

"Well, maybe, but I think our conversations are pretty amazing without them, don't you?"

"Could you check my vitals? Because every time I see you, I swear my heart rate doubles."

"Are you a sunbeam? Because every time I see you, I swear my world lights up with an irresistible warmth."

Can I just say, your head may not be squishy but it's definitely full of brilliance.

If your head isn't squishy, then how come I feel like my heart melts around you?

"Is your aura made of stardust? Because every time I see you, I swear I'm seeing stars."

"I think your head is full of stardust, not squishiness. You're out of this world."

Your charm and wit are quite the pair, you always leave me breathless in the air.

Are you a magician? Because whenever you speak, I'm under your spell, so enticing and divine.

Your fashion sense is so on point, I swear you could make a potato sack look sexy.

"Seems like your photos got lost somewhere in the cloud. But hey, a little mystery never hurt anyone, right?"

Hey baby do you work at Home Depot?

Because I swear, you've given me wood before

If your head isn't squishy, then why do I feel so mushy around you?

If your head isn't squishy, then how come my heart feels so soft around you?

"You seem mad. Did I steal your heart without asking? Because I swear it was love's fault, not mine."

"You called me a liar, but I swear when I look at you, I see the rest of my life."

"You say I tell lies, but I swear your beauty is the only truth I want to get lost in."

"I swear I could hear a symphony, turns out it was just your laughter, the sweetest melody I've heard."

"That's odd! Haven't received them yet. Maybe they got starstruck by your charming personality on their way here."

Are you a magician? Because whenever you speak, it feels like a charming spell I'm falling in.

Your words weave a charm, leaving me enchanted in your allure; each line drawing me closer to your shine.

"I may know what to say, but only because I can't resist sparking that twinkle in your eyes."

Are you a marshmallow? Because your head isn't squishy, but my heart sure is around you.

Are you sure your head's not squishy? Because every time I see you, my brain feels fuzzy!