Top 37 Swear Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Swear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you butt-dialing?
Because I swear that ass is calling me
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Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.
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I swear I'm not a physics major.
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Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.
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I swear the fact that my hands are hairy is not because of what you think!
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Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!
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Are you Britain? Because I swear you're giving me a massive election.
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Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back.
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Do you have a phone in your back pocket?
Cause i swear that ass is calling me
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Hey baby do you work at Home Depot?
Because I swear, you've given me wood before
Funny swear pickup lines
Did you butt dial me?
Cuz I swear that ass is calling me.
You look so familiar!
I swear I've seen you before. OH that's right! In my piggie bank. Cause you a Dime.
Not mine.
Credit to Emmanual from Wild'n'out
Roses are red, violets are blue
I swear I didn’t know she was 2!
I swear i recognrecognise you from somewhere
Our wedding photos
Girl did you eat a star for dinner?
Cause i swear you are radiant today!
What chat up lines contain the word Pull or Pulled?
Part of an academic project, I swear!
I swear I've seen you somewhere. Do you work at starbucks?
Because I like you a latte
Is that a phone in your back pocket
Because I Swear that ass is calling me
Are you butt dialing? Becuase I swear that ass is calling.
Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that ass is magical!
I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.
You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear i would love to dance with you.
Maybe you can release my poison. I swear I won't have you whipped. (Well, probably a little)
You happened to be a libero? I swear I will hit at you really hard all day long, believe me.
I am falling in love with you. Let's meet up. I swear I am not a crazy old man.
You must be NUTS to shop here, but that's quite a (pih)STASH(io) you've got! cah-SHEW! I just sneezed. Please come back. I swear I'll stop.
Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package!
Let's get drunk, swear a lot, make out, and tweet about it.
In my world money doesn't talk, it swears.
I think it's cute when we're in the car and you turn down the music when a swear word is coming up.
I may not have a job right now, and I may live in my parent's basement, but I swear to you I'm storing up treasure in heaven and my mansion is gonna rock.
Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...
I swear I am disease free.