Top 41 Swear Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Swear pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Swear conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. You look familiar did we have a class before?

   I could swear we had chemistry.

2. Are you butt-dialing?

   Because I swear that kiss is calling me

3. Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

4. Didn’t we take a class together?

   I could swear we had chemistry *wink*

5. I swear I'm not a physics major.

6. Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

7. I swear the fact that my hands are hairy is not because of what you think!

8. Do you work for UPS? 'Cause I swear I saw you checking out my package!

9. Are you Britain? Because I swear you're giving me a massive election.

10. Can I borrow a kiss?

    I swear I’ll give it back.

Funny swear pickup lines

Do you have a phone in your back pocket?
Cause i swear that kiss is calling me

Excuse me but do you by any chance work at google?

No? because i swear you have everything i'm searching for

Hey boy are you my GPA

Cuz I swear I can do better ;)

Wanna go manage some mischief together?

***I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.***

Girl, are you sure you're not 5'5"?

Because I swear you're a 10 in my eyes.

You look so familiar!

I swear I've seen you before. OH that's right! In my piggie bank. Cause you a Dime.

Roses are red, violets are blue

I swear I didn’t know she was 2!

I have the cream, you have the pie, how about we make a creampie?

Works 10/10, I swear!

I swear i recognrecognise you from somewhere

Our wedding photos

Girl did you eat a star for dinner?

Cause i swear you are radiant today!

I swear I've seen you somewhere. Do you work at starbucks?

Because I like you a latte

What chat up lines contain the word Pull or Pulled?

Part of an academic project, I swear!

You must be NUTS to shop here, but that's quite a (pih)STASH(io) you've got! cah-SHEW! I just sneezed. Please come back. I swear I'll stop.

I know you must be a Goddess, because I can swear you've been living in my heart.

You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear i would love to dance with you.

So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.

Maybe you can release my poison. I swear I won't have you whipped. (Well, probably a little)

I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will do you.

I am falling in love with you. Let's meet up. I swear I am not a crazy old man.

I don't need nothing else. I promise girl, I swear. I just need somebody to love.

Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checking out my package!

Girl, are you sure you're a muggle cause I'd swear that kiss is magical!

Are we in Lord of The Rings? Cause I swear you're my precious...